Search results

RC and I have been friends our whole lives. We were actually friends before we were even born—our mothers met in the waiting room at the doctor’s office when they were pregnant with us. We grew up a few streets apart. We went to school together. We played football together. We started a...

^ thinks pigeons are evil rats with wings who want nothing more than to murder you and peck your bones clean, instead of letting you enjoy your lunch and book in peace.

Riiiiiight. Never. Nope, not me. I am above all that. :angel: v feels very ambivalent about salt & vinegar kettle chips.

Aerilia and I met on the first day of kindergarten. I was crying, because, as many of you know, I don’t do well with change. Aerilia marched right up to me and took my hand. ‘Don’t worry,’ she said. ‘I’ll take care of you.’ That’s the kind of person she was. She was always the kind of person who...

People who clean the lint trap out of the dry and leave the lint ball on top of the dryer instead of throwing it away immediately.

Irregularity

Northern Exposure. I just really want to feel cold, summer is my least favorite season, and when I watch it, I can imagine I'm up in Alaska and it's nice and chilly. Also, Chris in the Morning. :wub:

Freakin' nothing, because it's a holiday! Yay! Though maybe finding lunch is creeping up the list of priorities.

YMNK Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel on November 17, 1952, following the death of Israel's first President, Chaim Weizman. He declined, saying he lacked "the natural aptitude and the experience to deal properly with people" to do the job.

PP: When your roommate leaves their bananas in the fruit bowl after they've turned black & gross, so you have to rearrange your brand new apples very carefully to avoid them touching said gangrenous 'nanas.

Why create a new thread when there are lots of lovely old ones I can use my thread necromancer skills on? :bat:

I believe that making cookies should be added to my to-do list today.

^ Would like me better if I was, maybe.

I miss your mom.

FT: the surprise package of fancy goodies from my brother that showed up at my door this morning!

Do acronyms count? I didn't think acronyms counted.... :ph34r: :shrug: Alter

^ is a crow.

Redback Spider

I have yet to determine what I am having for lunch, and I have not become hungry enough for it to turn into a pressing issue.

I am sad nobody guessed my quote. Ah, well. I'll get over it! :whistle:

An overdue library copy of Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying.

You receive a decent meal, immediately followed by a completely indecent one, which has so shocked and appalled you that you gouged your own eyes out with the salad fork in the middle of dinner and went into a completely catatonic state and then died. Sheesh, Arichia. Stop wishing for things...

I just added the forum back to my bookmarks bar for the first time in a decade. Don't mind me. /me shuffles out of here like a decrepit old has-been.

. Later that evening,

I believe he was a few years early. We sure are now, though! :drink:

^ was totally NOT the first person to say hi to me on the RMB when I dragged ol' IndieGirl back out of the great void.

Once I Was - Tim Buckley

"I am right single to salute and wait for answer again." Name that quote! :ADN:

^ is top of the list, alphabetically, most of the time. Probably.

^ drop bears. But they're not under your bed, they're over it! Watch out!