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PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let them into heaven if they have something representing the...

Let's get someone from NationStates. [me]nods. Being serious though, I think this is a great idea. I'm honestly not sure who wants to speak, but it's definitely a great idea.

Accepted. Welcome! I'm looking for possible two or three more people before we start up. It'll still be open to new participants, but I wanna get a few more people before we start.

Isn't it obvious FEC? He'll attack our imaginations with gumdrop bombs and flying bonobo dancers! Then he'll start making it rain men upon us all, causing radiation from the cotton candy clouds and the Double Rainbow to turn us all into zombies. Then he'll revive Michael Jackson and force us...

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Father Murphy goes into a local bar in Dublin and approaches the first man he sees. "Do you want to go to Heaven?" he asks and the man says, "Indeed I do, Father." "Then for God's sake," commands the priest, "leave this pub right now." He then...

I'm gonna forcefully give this a nice bump and see if anyone else is interested.

Um... just one more thing, since I guess the remask doesn't cover this. I need Kingborough to lose Moderation Powers over the following forums and Cameron Hanover to gain powers of Moderation over the following: The North Pacific FAQs Out Of Character (All Subforums) Role Play (All Subforums)...

It's fine Govindia. You can say Deputy Minister and it would still be fine. Just because it's "usual" doesn't mean it's required by law.

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads off and hits a big blast right down the gut; it rolls to a stop about 270 yards out, perfect lie. Jesus steps up next and kills the ball, sending it about...

TNP Nation: Almaniania Attorney General: Gaspo Justice: Sanctaria, Abbey Anumia, Abstain

Certainly. Let me know what he thinks when you can.

Raiding/Defending and the North Pacific Army What is this "raiding/defending game" I keep hearing of? A new player to NationStates could be forgiven for mistaking talk of R/D for the real world "Research and Development" but as the question suggests, this is about raiding and defending. In...

I will once the other Ministers have a look at this. :P

I'm on a roll! Ninety Nine Problems, But Multiing Ain't One. Yes folks, The North Pacific may got ninety nine problems, but World Assembly multiing is certainly not on- ...Oh, this is embarrassing. It appears I was wrong on that, and the number. Recently, the Moderation Team of Nation States...

Also, per this announcement here, I need Cameron Hanover remasked as a Deputy Minister for my Ministry and Kingborough losing the Deputy Minister mask.

A fair point. I'm just not sure if Blue Wolf can see all the things a Delegate can/ has the authority to exercise Moderation powers the way the Delegate can.

Thank you guys kindly.

After an extreme amount of contemplation, I must respectfully decline my nomination by Cormac Stark. I feel I have not completed what I set out to do as Minister of Culture and Entertainment just yet. I feel that this Ministry needs me more at this point, and we have excellent Nominees as is...

Trying to decide if this is Kosher or adspam.

mcmasterdonia needs to be remasked as an RA Member and Blue Wolf needs remasking as the Delegate. Also GBM needs Vice Delegate masking, right?

TNP's Newest Teachers... The Community Itself? Yes folks, you heard me right. The community that makes up the North Pacific is now its teachers for new members in the North Pacific's Mentor Program. Spearheaded by the new Executive Council, the Mentor Program seeks to improve the quality and...

Recently, we have moved to approve the idea of the Mentor Program. I have been hard at work and I have completed what I believe would be the best scenario for the Mentor Program. After discussing the idea with our new Delegate Blue Wolf (and receiving his support for the Program), I would like...

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I''ll give you $100 if you''ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I''m supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and ''be...

Son of a... I'm so sorry Mcmasterdonia. My thoughts are with you and your family. I wish you the absolute best of luck in this dark time. Thank you for everything you have done for this region.

Third. Just in case. :P

Hehehe... nice one Iro. :P [hr] PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Three nuns were taking a walk one day. ''I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun. "What did you do with them?" asked the second. "I threw them away." "I...

Update: Kingborough has resigned as my Deputy Minister. Even Further Update: Blue Wolf has approved my choice for Deputy Minister of Culture and Entertainment. I will be appointing Cameron Hanover as soon as I see him.

Yeah um... your time zone just got me really messed up... Thursday (my time) I am good anytime after 10:00 EST. Friday, I am good at any time after 16:20 EST

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the...

...A thought. What if for some actual reason (I know it's highly unlikely), we actually don't have anything to vote on for twenty days?