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The Sicilian in My Pants

I watched a 1960's filming of a Rolling Stones concert.

Beneath me in every sense but the literal.

I am. That's all that matters.

I, as the spokesman of The Anarcho-Fascist Revolution of Fedele, pledge to respect the Constitution and Laws of The North Pacific Region, and to act as a responsible member of its community. I understand that if my Nation leaves The North Pacific region I may be stripped of my right to vote and...

Couldn't she be punished in a manner that would benefit social justice rather than sucking up tax money?

What...?

Rule #36: If you're going to converse like a fucking peasant, don't bother editing your words.

"It jiggles when you poke it." "BOYCOTT MAX BARRY'S BOOKS!!!" "Go spam TSP and leave us alone!" See no evil. "Because Great Bight wasn't crazy enough."

Now that I have your first name... ...coupled with the last four digits of your Social Security Number... Limitless possibilities. I can buy myself a beer and a sports magazine.

It's better than using your hands.

Rule #31: You would be keeping your hands in your pockets, too, if you were this sexy.

He's a nice guy but France really needs a president with a pair and he just isn't going to cut it.

Rule #29: Go ahead. Report me. I have the admins in my pocket.

I feel violated and I'm not even in the region. I can only imagine how JAL feels.

I assumed by the name of this thread that this would be a brothel. Pity.

Rule #28: F!@#ing twat.

Do delegates ever go about saying, "Comrade, my endo count is bigger than your endo count" with a reply of "It's not the size that matters; it's how you abuse it"?

Rule 27: Two rules can not contradict. Josh is wrong. That's right. Deal with it.

Rule 25: Fedele > Everyone Exception: Fedele > OP Arsenal

Benin. Best country ever made. Hold your praise. My country, and yes, I do claim it, is sometimes described as the "Land of Fire". You may now begin guessing in vain, you pitiful possessors of pedestrian perspicacity.

Thank you, Mr. Clinton.

You poor, misguided lambs make me so proud.

I nominate DD's term as MoA&E.

I nominate Tresville.

Boogie on, reggae woman. Boogie on.

Fighting for the right to vote, however trivial that right may be. God cast a friendly glance in my direction on that long hour.

My word of admiration and support goes to Flemingovia. Truly he is a hero of the people.

Interesting fact: At work I was calling liquor stores to find whether or not they were interested in the products the company I work for offers and I noticed something interesting. Despite not at all being densely populated, of all the states we had listed, I believe Montana was 3rd in the...

$30 dollars at Barnes. Paperback. No. Company > sex, though.