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Welcome to the region! :)

Accepted. Welcome Iro. :P

I need Kingborough, Global Moderators, and myself to have Moderation powers over the Character RolePlays subforum.

Credit goes to Der Blaue Wolf for inspiring this idea. Thanks to Jormengand for showing me these works. “You can make anything by writing.” ? C.S. Lewis Every story, its characters, its plot, and its settings all come from the imagination of the writer. Most stories that aren't from the first...

<Biyah> If the sniping continues, I'll start removing people at my fancy until it -does- stop. <Biyah> kthx <Treize_Dreizehn> Daddy's mad. <Biyah> Daddy is pissed, actually <Johz> Wait, shit, Biyah's our dad? <Johz> No wonder we've turned out like this.

Hello Everyone, I apologize for my absence on Saturday and Sunday. I lost power one day and I left my charger for my laptop elsewhere. I am back on track and I'll be releasing a new joke of the day for the rest of the week. Once again, I apologize for my absence and hope you enjoy today's joke...

Congratulations to Sanctaria on his victory.

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? Cause he only comes once a year! YOU ARE NOW AMUSED. Until tomorrow, Alvino Castillon

Bumping this request. We have a few people who want to start Character RPs so I'm hoping this could get done?

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. "They call my husband 'The Exorcist.'" "Why?" "As soon as gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits." YOU ARE NOW AMUSED. Until tomorrow, Alvino Castillon

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his...

Song of Storms Dubstep Remix -Ephixa Kirby Gourmet Race Remix -Ephixa Dubstep people with cherished video game histories... you shant be disappointed.

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him...

Having served on a number of courts (and still serving apparently), do you feel this will take time from the courts of the North Pacific? Why or why not? What do you feel are your flaws? Do you believe that these flaws will hinder your work if you are elected?

Why does your work in the World Assembly enable you an advantage over others in terms of codes of law? What do you feel are your strongest and weakest points in regards to the law? Finally, what do you feel are you greatest flaws?

TNP Nation: Almaniania Associate Justice: Abstain

Accepted. ...Sheddup.

<Milograd> "I will join your region if you telegram Mad Jack about your obsessive foot fetish. You must never talk about this again, though, or ever explain your motives for doing so to anyone." <Kingborough> I've done that a lot to people who recruit my TNP nation [Some Time Later]...

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman...

11:8 is my personal favorite. :P Well done I say.

Thinking back to that movie... it really is scarily true. :P *** mcmasterdonia has joined tnp * Almanianian_Union looks around quickly <Almanianian_Union> Oh. It's an Egg Mcmuffin. * Almanianian_Union noms *** mcmasterdonia Quit (Remote host closed the connection) <Asta> you killed him!

So... many... pictures...

Yeah sorry about that. Thank you for letting me know.

N to the o. Welshy?

<AlixAndrea> Fun Fact: The Wizard of Oz is the greatest chick flick in history. <AlixAndrea> Two girls fighting to the death over a pair of shoes.

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year, tell...

I, Alvino Castillon , do hereby solemnly swear that during my term as Executive Officer, I will uphold the ideals of Democracy, Freedom, and Justice of The Region of The North Pacific. I will use the powers and rights granted to me through The North Pacific Constitution and Legal Code in a...

... I won? [me]just kinda... just goes around the North Pacific giving everyone a hug. Thank you very much everyone for your votes! You will not regret your decision! :D

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little...

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he...