Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ayuzh]

Granted(I hope it happens so no contradictory comments)

I wish for an umbrella

 

[Simone]

Granted. It's an umbrella printed with my ugly face, and, in character, part of the World Assembly Merchandise Collection (GA633). (GA#663)

I wish for peace in South Sudan then.

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, North Sudan attained peace

I wish for telepathy

 

[Emptiness]

Granted, you now have a telephone inside you.

I wish for a stress button

 

[Simone]

Granted, there's now a giant 10 feet wide red button above your head

I wish I am stressed less often

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you're stressed for less amount of time but the stress levels are more

I wish for good weather

 

[Simone]

Granted, there's great weather on Mars today

I wish the Ukraine war would end today with the Russians withdrawing

 

[Fish]

Granted. Russia will go to war with other countries now

I wish for fish cards

 

[Simone]

Granted, you may now request a Season 3 epic card of my ugly fat face (yes it's really ugly, deliberately)

https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/card=3241375/season=3

I wish that in my teens, I didn't thiink dreams were just goals with better lighting. But somewhere between the third failed startup, the fourth existential crisis, and the slow realization that “networking” was just code for pretending to like wine, my ambitions quietly curled up and died in a pile of unread self-help books. Middle age didn’t arrive with wisdom—it showed up like a software update I didn’t ask for, full of bugs and slower processing. My knees creak louder than my career prospects, and I now consider a good night’s sleep a spiritual experience.

 

[Fish]

Granted, I’m not reading all of that so here’s a book

I wish for that card

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you get a Pokémon common card

I wish for getting a free legendary

 

[Fish]

Granted. You get S4 Aerilia card in my will

I wish for all WA nations to move to TNP

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted. You get S4 Aerilia card in my will

I wish for all WA nations to move to TNP

Wait, where's the S4 Aerilia legendary?

Granted, due to plate teutonic movements, all world nations are now in North Pacific, creating havoc and chaos

I wish for everything

 

[Mystris]

Granted, but you must pay for everything first

I wish for unlimited money

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted, you get a paper with the content enscribed as "unlimited money"

I wish for 1 billion US dollars in notes