Tell Blatant Lies about the above poster

[Murias]

Never online.

 

[Orange]

Is a bicycle

 

[Aloysius]

Is considered a threat to national security in 90 countries

 

[Orange]

Heyyy it's only 14 (so far)

Does not own a F-22 raptor

 

[Czechosaxony]

Has never commited war crimes

a duck

but i AM a duck D:

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is Kim Jong Un in disguise.

 

[Ayuzh]

Is wanted by 67 countries

 

[Aloysius]

When aggravated, takes the form of a chicken

 

[Ayuzh]

Never played with Legos

 

[Orange]

Is a lego

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Eats Lego for breakfast

 

[Orange]

Is a banana

 

[Ayuzh]

Never eaten a banana

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is killing one rock with two birds daily

 

[Orange]

Has no rocks

 

[Simone]

Is a literal pet rock

 

[Orange]

Is made of wood

 

[Aloysius]

Is made of strawberries

 

[Simone]

Is made of margarine

 

[Orange]

Is the governor of Massachusetts

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Doesn’t actually like the colour orange.

 

[Orange]

Favorite number is 917492748274926

 

[Ayuzh]

Works at Milton Keynes

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is actually Aerilia in disguise.

 

[Ayuzh]

Copied his username from @norry

 

[Aloysius]

Was seen last night suspiciously lingering inside the local cemetery

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Claims their actions on the night of the alleged eel theft were part of an intricate celestial ritual tied to a rare planetary alignment.

 

[Nori (TNI)]

committed arson 98,7 times.

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Is a traveling mime artist who happened to be performing near the observatory at the time of the arson and is the only witness able to recount the events. Unfortunately, Nori has since disappeared to an undisclosed French village, and their testimony remains elusive.

 

[Ayuzh]

Is French

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Was once a jellyfish-like organism that somehow achieved sentience through the accidental exposure to an alien poet’s energy-infused ink.

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Caused the alien poet’s energy-infused ink to exist.

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Is the alien poet.

 

[Ayuzh]

Is secretly William Shakespeare

 

[Orange]

Works for the US Department Of Justice

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Controls the US Department Of Justice

 

[Orange]

Is @Holy Marcus Empire

 

[Ayuzh]

Never went to school

 

[Aloysius]

Was forced to learn how to make Abalone Soup with Cordyceps Flowers during school.

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Now a fugitive, Aloysius roams TNP as a mercenary botanist, selling their expertise to the highest bidder.