Murias
Go Bikini Atoll!
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- Murias ALT
Never online.
Tell Blatant Lies about the above poster
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Is a bicycle
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Heyyy it's only 14 (so far)
Does not own a F-22 raptor
Does not own a F-22 raptor
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- Czechosaxony
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Is Kim Jong Un in disguise.
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Is a lego
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Eats Lego for breakfast
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Is a banana
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Is killing one rock with two birds daily
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Has no rocks
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Is a literal pet rock
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Is made of wood
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Is made of margarine
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Is the governor of Massachusetts
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Doesn’t actually like the colour orange.
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Favorite number is 917492748274926
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Is actually Aerilia in disguise.
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Claims their actions on the night of the alleged eel theft were part of an intricate celestial ritual tied to a rare planetary alignment.
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committed arson 98,7 times.
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Is a traveling mime artist who happened to be performing near the observatory at the time of the arson and is the only witness able to recount the events. Unfortunately, Nori has since disappeared to an undisclosed French village, and their testimony remains elusive.
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Was once a jellyfish-like organism that somehow achieved sentience through the accidental exposure to an alien poet’s energy-infused ink.
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Caused the alien poet’s energy-infused ink to exist.
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Is the alien poet.
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Works for the US Department Of Justice
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Controls the US Department Of Justice
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Now a fugitive, Aloysius roams TNP as a mercenary botanist, selling their expertise to the highest bidder.