Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

[Arichia]

In their dreams.

Has everyone been born yet?

 

[animuplace]

go ask their mom

hello?

 

[Arichia]

Goodbye.

If we can't swallow vaccines, why do we inject them into us?

 

[animuplace]

cuz the karen in you made you do it

i like to live

 

[Arichia]

I don't

Who is a karen? (I actually know)

 

[hokkadio]

a monky

who are you?

 

[Arichia]

A bunch of atoms.

What does it feel like to be dead?

 

[hokkadio]

green

what is green?

 

[Aerilia]

Not Purple

Why?

 

[Comfed]

Because you have to subtract the cube root first.

What is my favorite species of bear?

 

[Aerilia]

It is beer

Why do cats sleep?

 

[Reagan]

They are malnourished.

Why do we breathe?

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[Simone]

So we can absorb more pollutants

Why are we here?

 

[Reagan]

Because we ate expired donuts.

What are books?

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[Simone]

Brooks Brothers sell shirts and suits.

Where is Japan?

 

[kat]

michigan

am i alive?

 

[Petronellania]

maybe you're just a really good actor

am i a potato?

 

[Ayuzh]

Yes,when you eat a potato

Where can I find flights for Mars?

 

[Petronellania]

just ask the aliens at the martian airport, they are usually pretty helpful

where am i

 

[Hal Ghatisemagn]

Black Dolphin Prison. You cant escape

How do I get good grades in college, particularly in STEM related subjects?

 

[Ayuzh]

Simple,by bribing the professors

How can I pay a visit to @Aerilia

 

[Reagan]

Take Aerilla Airlines! They have the best service.

What is Math?

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[kat]

a branch of biology

when does 2050 occur

 

[Neptune]

a branch of biology

when does 2050 occur

Tomorrow

 

[kat]

Tomorrow

where the question at

 

[Ayuzh]

Here

How can we go to space?

 

[Reagan]

Drink a sip of freshly brewed beer

Do I exist?

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[Ayuzh]

Yes,in our simulated world

Can I go to London without money?

 

[Simone]

Yes, if you are nearby and walk to within the boundaries of the Greater London Authority, or if you carjack, or if you cycle, etc etc

How can I lose weight?

 

[Reagan]

Eat 50 strawberry muffins a day!

How can I read more books?

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[Ayuzh]

By buying more books!

How can I date her?

 

[Reagan]

Drink 2 litres of sparkling water everyday!

How can I have a lower IQ?

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[Simone]

By eating more books!

How can I find a job I like?

Drink 2 litres of sparkling water everyday!

How can I have a lower IQ?

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[Reagan]

Lift a car!

What is bacteria?

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[Ayuzh]

A living organism

Can I go for a vacation?

 

[Reagan]

Yes, use a fire extinguisher!

What is hair?

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[Ayuzh]

A particle which has mass and occupies volume

Why does England exist?

 

[Reagan]

Because of the invention of chairs!

How do I get to the South Pole by foot?

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[Ayuzh]

By teleporting!

Can I beat someone legally?

 

[Reagan]

Yes! By cutting your toenail.

Can I be taller?

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