Although crime rates in the Principality of Taured are small, specially murders, they are never zero. When Count Arnold Großjäger, the most hated Tauredan Lord, throws a banquet on his property for the over 1,200 Tauredan nobles and special guests, the chances of something getting out of his hands are big. Will his 60th birthday turn into a scandal for the Tauredan nobility? If so, how will they get hid of those bloodstains on their silk covers?
Bloodstains on the silk covers
- Thread starter Tardine
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The most important event of the year will soon happen on the Großjäger Palace. Everyone who is someone is invited to the Banquet thrown in order to celebrate my 60th anniversary. My eldest son, Arturo, shall inherit my title as soon as he turns 30, which means I will remain as the Count Großjäger for six more years, much to everyone's happiness.
To whoever is reading, access the official website of the House Großjäger and see if you are deemed worthy of attending!
#GroßjägerHaus #ZählenGroßjäger #Großjägerbanquet #taured #principalityoftauredTo whoever is reading, access the official website of the House Großjäger and see if you are deemed worthy of attending!
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nah bro, nobody wants to attend the shitty party of the most disgusting Tauredan Lord
#shittyLord #Großjägersucks #outwiththenobles
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Young man, you hide under the false pretense of anonymity. I should let you know that, as soon as I discover who you are, I shall imprison you.
#GroßjägerHaus #ZählenGroßjäger #ArnoldGroßjäger
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23 April 2024 04:00 PM
YOU MUST DISCOVER WHO THE HELL IS @random_commoner AND SENTENCE HIM TO DEATH.
23 April 2024 04:36 PM
First of all. I'm not simply sending someone to their death just because you has told me to. Second. You do not even know whether this random commoner is Tauredan. Have you even thought of that?
23 April 2024 04:37 PM
How dare you. I almost own this country.
23 April 2024 04:39 PM
Last time I checked, I was still the Prince. So think twice about what you say to me. Besides I'd rather have the economy be half its current size with a quarter of the population if that meant less trouble. And if it also meant Taured without you.
23 April 2024 04:39 PM
You think too high of yourself, Prince.
23 April 2024 04:50 PM
And you are an entitled ass that no one likes. So what? Anyway I will look at this matter later.
23 April 2024 04:55 PM
You have until the end of the week to solve this. I do not want to ask twice, got it?
23 April 2024 05:45 PM
DON'T YOU DARE NOT ANSWER ME.
23 April 2024 06:12 PM
ANSWER ME. NOW!
25 April 2024 11:00 AM
You are so fucking annoying that sometimes wish I could kill you with my bare hands. To answer you stupid question, @random_commoner is NOT a Tauredan citizen, so it's out of my jurisdiction.
25 April 2024 11:02 AM
You are fucking inutile.
25 April 2024 02:10 PM
I will not be tolerating any more insults. Next time I will throw you into prison and take all of your assets, including your cheap clothing brand. Vogue or whatever.
25 April 2024 02:11 PM
IT IS CALLED ROGUE, YOU MORON. AND IT IS NOT CHEAP. IT IS A LUXURY BRAND.
25 April 2024 11:28 PM
Whatever. Please leave me alone for a month or more now. Otherwise I will simply block you.
May 11th, 2024
At the Palace of Count Arnold Großjäger
Evening
At the Palace of Count Arnold Großjäger
Evening
Enormous for such a small country, specially considering its over 1 million square feet of area, the opulent Großjäger property, really stood out to whoever saw it. Due to its massive walls and towers that seemed to reach for the sky, one could say it almost outshined the capital city, Tauredia. After all, the so-called event of the year would happen inside of these very walls. Taured is a really picturesque nation, smaller than most cities of most countries, yet has, within its walls (yes, another interesting fact of this strange people is that Taured's borders are completely walled) an unexpected diversity that most would be surprised to find.
As the Sun set, the more than two thousand attendees could feel the warm spring breeze. On the colorful garden full of blossoming plants, they would walk and mingle. There were red roses, lilacs, sunflowers, and some unknown plants also, perhaps native ones. Lord Großjäger is a stylish man whose comments perhaps lack a bit of polishing and moderation, was the opinion of the majority of the foreigners present. Among the natives, though, something that arose general envy and hatred towards him, is the fact that his company has a nominal value bigger than the entire nation's GDP.
Still, pretending that they liked Lord Großjäger, the nobles and dignitaries alike should simply smile and wave. After some while, though, Prinz Alessandro Rivera finally arrived. Arnold was waiting for the Prince, as it was considered rude to begin formal events without the Prince present. As soon as Alessandro arrived, though, Arnold hurriedly grabbed and scolded him.
"How dare you arrive late for my banquet?" Lord Großjäger whispered in an angry tone. "You know how much I hate when people are late."
"Fuck you." Was the cold answer of the Prince. "You are not the Prince, stop acting like you are the owner of this country."
"I am the fucking owner of this country, don't you forget about it." Arnold answered more irritated.
"I am this close to simply leaving this shithole." Alessandro said fiercely. "Can you imagine the humiliation it would be if I simply left?"
"Fine, have your way." Großjäger left the Prince alone. "I'll begin the ceremony now."
As the Sun set, the more than two thousand attendees could feel the warm spring breeze. On the colorful garden full of blossoming plants, they would walk and mingle. There were red roses, lilacs, sunflowers, and some unknown plants also, perhaps native ones. Lord Großjäger is a stylish man whose comments perhaps lack a bit of polishing and moderation, was the opinion of the majority of the foreigners present. Among the natives, though, something that arose general envy and hatred towards him, is the fact that his company has a nominal value bigger than the entire nation's GDP.
Still, pretending that they liked Lord Großjäger, the nobles and dignitaries alike should simply smile and wave. After some while, though, Prinz Alessandro Rivera finally arrived. Arnold was waiting for the Prince, as it was considered rude to begin formal events without the Prince present. As soon as Alessandro arrived, though, Arnold hurriedly grabbed and scolded him.
"How dare you arrive late for my banquet?" Lord Großjäger whispered in an angry tone. "You know how much I hate when people are late."
"Fuck you." Was the cold answer of the Prince. "You are not the Prince, stop acting like you are the owner of this country."
"I am the fucking owner of this country, don't you forget about it." Arnold answered more irritated.
"I am this close to simply leaving this shithole." Alessandro said fiercely. "Can you imagine the humiliation it would be if I simply left?"
"Fine, have your way." Großjäger left the Prince alone. "I'll begin the ceremony now."
After letting the guests mingle and talk, Lord Großjäger clinked his glass and asked for everyone's attention. The ball would soon start and, as it was customary, he would drink a sip of his wine so that everyone could dance. Everyone was paying close attention to the Lord. The fun was about to begin.