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Election Day Is Finally Ovah
The community has been left sweating, breathless and with back pain as the delegate election is over, with two candidates— @Picairn and @Chipoli —both fighting it out long into the night. From the moment the election began it was clear that voters would need to pick either Picairn or Chipoli. Both conveyed that they wanted to be delegate, and their participation in the election confirms this. The news hasn’t been so steamy since the love story between @Gorundu and @Robespierre.
While both candidates have outlined their intentions by either nominating themselves or accepting a nomination, the specifics of their approaches and intentions remain open to interpretation. Each has posted a platform with either six or seven different paragraphs. Each resonate broadly with ChatGPT’s opinions, appealing to someone out there, dead or alive.
The candidates couldn’t be any more different if they tried
There are differences between the candidates that subtle and have been the subject of the election. Supporters of each believe their chosen candidate is the best, though the overall focus is on someone winning and someone else losing.
Former Delegate @Pallaith described the election as “a choice for the region, one that will certainly result in someone winning or losing.” Adding to the atmosphere, @Eluvatar remarked, “The only thing that I love more about winning elections is losing them. It is a great opportunity to put yourself at the will of the proletariat”.
Meanwhile, Delegate Picairn, reflecting on the competitive nature of the election shortly after his defeat, confidently stated, “If I was still an election candidate, I would win easily.” His comments have resonated well with the Greitbart editorial team that agree with this statement. There is no denying that if he was still a candidate, he would win eventually.
Plembobria sings for the media
Election victor, Chipoli described that the voters have spoken. “I promise to deliver continuity with change. I will continue what is working and change what isn’t”. His comments drawing the ire of 12 time best delegate, Mongolian throat singer, @plembobria who said “Chipoli is absolutely wrong about this. He is disgusting and I promise to fight him the whole way in the regional assembly!”.
Great Bights Mum votes to protect you from your own stupid mouth
In a closing comment, regional supermodel, toilet paper collector and anti vaxxer, @Great Bights Mum opined “I am just wondering what on earth they are all DMing about! Whatever it is, I offer it my unconditional support! I haven’t had so many people sliding into my DMs since I first joined instagram!!”
As the election has now concluded, voters are encouraged to reflect on stuff. Regardless of the outcome, the process highlights the community’s decision to hold an election.
More to come.
