Warzone Trinidad (NPA/ERN/LDF/BAL): 12 March 2024

Robespierre

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The Ministry of Defense
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12 March 2024

Do you smell that? It's the smell of brand-new money, boys!

Our week-long corporate takeover of Warzone Trinidad has now concluded. As I'm sure many of you know by now, the Tobago Trading Corporation (NSSE: TTDC) is among the best companies to work for in all of the NationStates world. With us, you'll have a promising career, receive excellent benefits, enjoy a competitive weekly pay, and have a nearly endless supply of BoM-aligned tears to snack on during your lunch breaks.

I mean, just look at these completely real testimonials by some of our employees that were in no way obtained under duress. The people love us! And who am I to deny them a prosperous work environment? Simply put, business is now booming! After buying out the now-defunct Warzone Trinidad Corporation (NSSE: WZTC), we drove up shareholder value exponentially thanks to our most outstanding workers from the League Defense Force, the Europeian Republican Navy, and the Balder Jomsvikings.

Sit back, relax, and count up those fat stacks; because we're businesspeople of the highest caliber!

The North Pacific Army (NPA):

Minister of Defense Robespierre
General Rom
General Koopa
General Zazumo
Colonel Picairn
Colonel NutmegTheSquirrel
Colonel QuietDad
Captain Comfed
Lieutenant Bobberino
Corporal Caius
Corporal Dantek
Corporal Matzerati
Corporal Oscarcars
Corporal Polgaria
Corporal Treekidistan
Corporal Nordic-British Union
Private First Class Skaraborg
Private First Class Quero
Private First Class Vivanco
Private First Class Ansgard McCartnon

+ TNP Militia

The Europeian Republican Navy (ERN):

Vice-Admiral Vor
Lieutenant-Commander Charoharoskania
Lieutenant Sincluda
Ensign Igualla
Petty Officer Westinor
Petty Officer Industhan

The League Defense Force (LDF):

Consul Quebecshire
Colonel Anjan Kloss
Lieutenant Sulenia
Flagbearer Bootyswana
Flagbearer The Eltran

Balder Jomsvikings (BAL):

Viking Kaiczer

Region (Hold):

Warzone Trinidad
 
The last I saw Flemingsia he was fleeing for the border with a suitcase stuffed with cash... just saying...
 
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