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NPA Starts Public Speaking Tour
To try and boost book sales, sell merch, grift political donations, and cover up an unfortunate incident involving a whale, two officers, a triplane, and a government photocopier, the NPA has started visiting innocent raider-defiled regions as part of a public relations tour.

From left in foreground: General Cretox, Colonel Koopa, and waste talk shop with some natives.
On May 21st's major update, NPA General @Cretox and Colonel @Koopa103 visited 77 such regions to clean them up and explain why they should donate to the NPA's war chest:
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On May 22nd's minor update, Cretox joined forces with Lily mercenary waste to mix things up a little by visiting 43 innocent raider-hit regions and scamming 7 fascist holdouts:
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Lastly, on May 24th's major update, General Cretox, Sergeant @Lord Dominator, and Lily mercenary @Bobberino visited 51 more regions to once again ask for their financial support:
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Sergeant Lord Dominator (left) delivers prepared remarks as native (center) looks on in approval.
Though he's been out of commission for a bit of time due to running in the last Delegate election, @Lord Dominator has since returned to active participation in NPA operations, and is as dependable as ever. Therefore, it's my pleasure to promote him to Warrant Officer. Congratulations, LD!