IBS News Roundup

[Ivix]

IBS News Report: President, Maxime Dumont have announced that Project: Portal has commenced and has said "Something Big is Coming" And military trucks were seen going east to a unknown location with unknown equipment that seems to be apart of it.

The Ivix Police have captured the Anti-Government group, The ILR (Ivix Liberation Resistance) Who have been hijacking the IBS radio stations, vandalizing government buildings and even taking out innocent Politicians and Policemen. The Ivix Police have said that they'll try to make them "become a friend to the government" or they will face the death penalty.

And surprisingly, The first non-TUIP (The United Ivix Party) Politician managed to win the local election to be Minster of Rensa, His name is Archer Watson who is apart of The Ivixan Labour Party. Watson said this
"Thank you all for voting me, Now the first and most important thing is to [ENFORCE JOB LAWS] The President is a [LOVELY GUY] and we need to [BE THE BEST STATE] it's time to [CONTINUE] the [GOVERNMENT]"

 

[Ivix]

BREAKING NEWS: Project Portal has been announced and the communications tower will launch in a minute

 

[Ivix]

P1:Hey P2:What? P1:I can see a plane P2:Oh i can see it and people are jumping out of it and OH NO THEY HAVE A GUN

 

[Ivix]

BREAKING NEWS: The Rensa State Army (RSA) are launching an attack on the new tower and are planting bombs and they're telling people to leave the area they're searching for our glorious leader, Maxime Dumont. Maxime is hiding in a secure bunker and he think that the RSA are being funded by a enemy country most likely in another area in the world. The Ivix Government are looking into this si-


Hello.... we're The Rensa State Army and we're looking to end the Authoritarian-Communist Reign on the Country who had... darker plans

Anyway that's besides the point... the point is that your leader, Maxime Dumont is scum and is brainwashing you with his lies... the media is heavly censored and even being critical of him will lead you to death and public disappearance we don't know what his plans are but it's not good

So join us for a new Ivix, bring back the Capitalist-Socialism life that North Ivix had and Save Everyone


Sorry for the interuption but we can tellyou those are lies, Maxime is an amazing leader and you should trust him...