Warzone Operations

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Warzone Operations Successful
On 19 February 2022, at major update, The North Pacific Army undertook an important operation to capture and secure Warzone Africa, Warzone Europe and Warzone Airspace.

This operation was coordinated in advance and resulted in 12 NPA soldiers participating at update.

General QuietDad, notable elderly gentlemen and fire stick enthusiast guided the NPA with his suburb triggering ability and ensured these regions were taken without issue.

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QuietDad's said the operation was "this big" of a success
This operation also saw the return of General Nimarya, after a hiatus from the North Pacific Army. Speaking on the record, Minister of Defence McMasterdonia stated "We are delighted to have Nimarya back on board. Her expertise will prove very helpful to The North Pacific Army's continued growth"

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From left: Bobberino, Nimarya and McMasterdonia preparing for battle


Delegate Madjack too was very pleased with the success of the operation. Appearing in the East Room of Magicality Manor, journalists were shouting questions at the Delegate about the quick withdrawal of troops from Warzone Airspace, the Delegate was caught in a hot-mic moment. "It's a great thing" Madjack deadpanned. "What a stupid son of a bitch."

Nonetheless, the operation was a great success with the following soldiers participating:

PFC @Dictators
CPL @DGES
CPL @Lord Dominator
CPL @Inven
CPL @bootsie
WO @Healiopolis
LTN @Yuno
CPT @Zaz
COL @Koopa103
GEN @QuietDad (Trigger)
GEN @Bobberino
GEN @Nimarya
GEN @mcmasterdonia

The Minister of Defence also announced that @Dictators has been promoted to Corporal.
 
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