Fire the above poster

[Comfed]

Fire the above poster for a reason!

 

[Aerilia]

Fired! For creating this thread

 

[Morning Sunshine]

Fired! For refusing to cut trees/fuel in a burning forest.

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired! For being a sunshine

 

[Aerilia]

Fired! Because I'm bored

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired! For being bored

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

For underperforming in this quarter

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired!

For being seventh

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

For spamming too much

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired!

For also Spamming too much

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

For taking too short of a lunch break

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired!

For taking a lunch Break

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

For overworking

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

FIRED!

For being sued

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

For typing in bold

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired!

For complaing about bold

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

For not typing with Italics

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired!

For forcing me to do this

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

For stealing office supplies

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired!

For not following me in blue bird app

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

For not following me either

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired!

For not knowing, that i don't know your account

 

[Aerilia]

Fired!

Because I don't have a account

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired

Because I'm Firing you at 7 in the morning

 

[Aerilia]

You are fired!

No reason, I'm just bored

 

[Great Bights Mum]

You are fired because you are "not cheerfully submissive to my authority."
(this was actually said to a friend of mine)

 

[Aerilia]

Fired for having friends!

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired for no apparent reason

 

[Great Bights Mum]

You are scaring away our customers. You're fired.

 

[Lightbeam]

You have been promoted to customer.
Reason: Being an Administrator

 

[Kaiser William Fulbright]

Fired for replacing stonks with honks

 

[Aerilia]

I don't see any smiles from you

Fired!

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Drinking on the job? Again? You're fired!

 

[Aerilia]

I see the skies are Blue. Fired!

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Egregious insubordination. You are fired!

 

[Aerilia]

Fired for using long words

 

[Great Bights Mum]

You're not the boss of me. I'm the boss of you. Fired!

 

[Comfed]

Stop claiming to be the boss of everyone. You’re fired!

 

[Aerilia]

I'm the janitor, and therefore I am in charge. You’re fired!

Please be careful on the way out as the floors were just washed

 

[Venicea]

I am a phone, and therefore I am on charge. You are fired!