The Security Council,
Observing the nation of
Valentine Z, a unified planetary government that has achieved high standards of living and civil freedom for its residents, and the following commendable statistics as surveyed by the august, ever-accurate World Census:
- Currently ranked twenty-fourth in inclusiveness, displaying that all of benevolent heart and soul are welcome;
- Currently ranked fifty-first in compassion, again showing the good-hearted nature of the nation's government and citizens alike;
- Currently ranked fifty-eighth in tourism, further pronouncing the stellar standards for which the Valentian state has become famous for;
- Currently ranked sixtieth in pacifism, allowing the Security Council to conclude that the Valentians are a peace-loving and ever-welcoming people;
Determining that these statistics, placing
Valentine Z in the top 0.05% of all nations for each, are worthy of nothing but admiration by the international community, and set an example for all states to follow;
Understanding that these commendable standards have been achieved through the steadfast and consistent labours of a select few individuals (known colloquially as "the Sixty") within
Valentine Z, documented heavily throughout national factbooks and informational documents produced by the Valentian government;
Noting the immense contributions of
Valentine Z to the international community of artwork collectors, including:
- Significant commitment and involvement in the North Pacific's "Cards Guild", in which they serve as a Deputy Guildmaster;
- The construction of an initiative known as "the Gold Retriever", through which art collectors have been able to monitor their client states efficiently, and that this initiative has been utilised as a base for even grander adaptations by SherpDaWerp and Racoda;
- Possessing artwork considered to be of high value to other collectors;
- Holding a large and extensive collection of artwork itself, built through substantial toil and effort;
Recognising the multiple positive documents published by
Valentine Z, which have all been of an inspiring, motivating, or helpful and informational nature and generally spread a wholesome and uplifting message throughout the international community, promoting a ceaselessly positive message to all nations in the name of peace and well-being;
Further recognising
Valentine Z's efforts in developing "Valkyrie Språk", a language which has combined multiple different linguistic trees into one to further unite and develop itself and the nations around it;
Aware of a large amount of effort consistently put into hosting an arena for discussion on national statistics by
Valentine Z, as well as presiding over a platform for international discussion regarding issues that world leaders face every day;
Asserting the worthiness of multiple contributions on the international stage by the Valentian state, including:
- Significantly aiding the defence of their home planet from eradication at the hands of Unicron, an ancient and malevolent being dedicated towards the destruction of all life-forms;
- Hosting multiple events to gather different figures of importance from across the multiverse, throughout which the exchange of pleasantries and civil discussion served to significantly alleviate international tensions;
- The administration's staunch and consistent opposition to tyrannical and oppressive regimes worldwide;
Acknowledging that
Valentine Z has served in multiple regional governments, such as:
- The Free Nations Region, as Minister of Information through the puppet state of Vostrov, which also possesses the longest residency of the region's members and has been awarded two "Founder's Medal of Freedom" for its invaluable contributions;
- Singapore, as Minister of National Development through the puppet state of Garden at 6th Mile Road;
Hereby commends Valentine Z.
Co-authored by
The Chuck.
