The World Assembly,
Acknowledging that
Kuriko presently serves as the World Assembly Delegate of
10000 Islands. During the reign of
Kuriko, the nation has subjected the residents of 10000 Islands to a brutal reign, forcing the residents to participate in fun events, to vote for the nations World Assembly proposals, and to eat tacos to excess;
Aware that the nation of Kuriko is ruled by the despotic royal family of the House of Klinton. The Klinton family have exploited the resources of the Kuriko nation in order to enrich themselves and advance their agenda on the international stage;
Astounded by the recent election of Kuriko to Secretary General of the World Assembly;
Shocked by the tactics used by Kuriko to win this election, which included telegram campaigns to voters, supporting the nation's opponents in the second last round, and running a well organised campaign. This effective campaigning resulted in the nation being known as “Krooked” Kuriko throughout the world;
Accepting that Kuriko received staggering amounts of cash that poured into the Klinton Foundation from criminals, dictators, and regions that hate the World Assembly and utilised these funds to finance the nations campaign for Secretary General;
Disturbed that Kuriko cut deals for donors and sold the nations votes in the World Assembly in exchange for support in the election;
Disgusted by Kuriko’s efforts to sell out World Assembly employees and World Assembly nations in need. Further disturbed that Kuriko sold the World Assembly’s uranium stockpile to The Rejected Realms in exchange for support in the election;
Angered that Kuriko described nations that did not vote for their proposals as “deplorable”. Finding that Kuriko’s demonising of hard working nations as the issue that is truly deplorable;
Perturbed by Kuriko’s lying to the World Assembly Bureau of Intelligence in relation to the destruction of the nation’s telegrams. Kuriko deleted thousands of important telegrams in order to prevent those records being presented before the World Assembly as evidence;
Realising that Kuriko has been a World Assembly nation for years and has contributed to making the World Assembly worse. Kuriko has ensured that taxes have increased dramatically, that telegrams were deleted, and the cost of passing resolutions is simply too high for individual nations;
Hyperemetic by the fact that Kuriko pretends to be a defender nation that is interested in protecting founderless regions despite Kuriko not residing in a founderless region.
Hereby Condemns
Kuriko.
