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Cosmosplosion

the ceo of antifa
How to maintain the spark in a relationship:

high energy, loud, obnoxious man, like the guy from the sham wow commercials

Hey, look, you ever meet a someone and there is just that instant connection, you immediately know that they are "the one" for you, you have amazing conversations, you truly love each other, and everything is perfect.

But look, as a world-renowned relationship expert, I know that that feeling never lasts. It comes and it goes, sometimes in days, weeks, months, hell sometimes it takes 70 years before you start to lose that spark.

But, let me tell you something, over my years of counseling millions of couples throughout the world, I have learned that one thing always gets the spark going again. Never has failed me and I know it won't fail you too.

All you have to do is replace the spark plug, sometimes spark plugs depending on the make and model of your relationship, and it's as good as new.

Thank you, it's been Cosmo, world renowned relationship expert. Peace.
 
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