Lawstoner Republic
"There's a dead bird in my office... Das ist voll nervig!"
Jejomar could've sworn he closed the windows before he left. He just wanted some fresh air after spending hours in an air-conditioned room. The old building is that old to become a natural fridge. It only needs to open the windows if it gets too hot outside. But who would've known this could happen? A bird would find it tempting to go inside and nest on top of Jejomar's bookshelves, right in front of the cold air vent, with no source of food or water for days. Jejomar could only hope the bird died at least in its sleep.
"Oh look! There's the dead bird. Ja..." Gat Untalan said, sounded like he was dishonest.
Jejomar was tempted to say
Ja, we could all see that from their vantage point at the door. But he'd digress. He's not going to let his mouth spit anything at Gat Untalan. The man's too thick in the heart to care about a little insult, and another reason. The man's too sketchy.
Many of the people passing by in the hallway paused to check what the fuss is all about. Some stayed and went inside the room to try and take a whiff of rotting meat. Avian meat, that is. It was too late to realize their mistake as they gagged and coughed. Even the cleaning person is wobbling on her step-ladder. She's too caught up with her hand holding her breath.
Gat Untalan tapped Jejomar's shoulder. He said, "It was a mistake."
"Ja! It is." Jejomar threw his hands up and pushed out air from his lungs. Finally something from Untalan he can agree wholeheartedly.
"Nein, I meant Stoyanovich."
"Everyone knows!"
Jejomar rolled his eyes. Who knew Gat Untalan could be so true for once. For this, Jejomar would marry Untalan and ditch his wife-
"I meant sending Stoyanovich on a fact-finding mission."
Jejomar looked at Gat Untalan with a narrowed eye. "Huh?"
Two more cleaning persons entered the room, both armed with a garbage bag and a pooper scooper. Meanwhile, Gat Untalan took out the tablet PC under his arm and gave it to Jejomar. He scratched the edge of his scalp and dragged to scroll up to see what this is.
"The Zeitschrift für Batasan...?"
He scrolled down to find where Gat Untalan wanted him to read and he stopped when his eye caught the words
Stellvertretender Oppositionsführer. Aloud, he read the rest of it, "The categories of persons to whom diplomatic and official passports may be issued are as follows...Der Präsident...Der Kanzler...Der Präsident des Batasan...ein Staatsminister...Oppositionsführer... and the Stellvertretender Oppositionsführer?"
"This was President Imbante-Agbayani's answer in Nineteen-Eighty, then Außenminister, to a question about DOFA's policy on diplomatic and official passports."
Jejomar rubbed the bridge of his nose and kept his fingers there, pinching it. "...Und so? What does this mean?"
Gat Untalan clicked his tongue. "Well, there's a strong implication it might not just be a...partisan effort. And the Astragonese could have their suspicions. Den Braten riechen."
"Oh..."
Jejomar felt a throb in his head. It aches.
Rio Verde, Astragon
"Ja, we'll pay for the overweight luggage. Wir bezahlen. Strange we have to also pay fees for you finding our lost items, though."
Stoyanovich pulled on Arvin, trying to keep a distance between the wallet and the Astragonese customs officers.
Arvin just pulled against fatso. Stoyanovich was hopeless. He kept slipping down on the floor and his attempts to anchor his arm around Arvin was futile. Somehow, despite the disparity and one-sided favor of body weight, Arvin is stronger.
"BECAUSE. IS. UN-LEGAL! WE. ARE. TO. BE-!!! BAMBOOZLED...!!! PAZHALUSTA!!!"" Stoyanovich said in his annoying accent, gasping for breath and spit all over his face. That false set of teeth in front of his real ones has given him a messy overbite.
"Un-legal...??? Mich komplett verwirrend. What do you-? Could you wipe that stuff off!!" Arvin is close to calling the police on him. He'll do the rest of the mission on his own.
As soon as Arvin reached over the counter with his money, the Astragonese customs officers quickly pushed it away. They hastily gave back the passports and bowed their heads several times, pointing Arvin and Stoyanovich in the direction to leave.
While Arvin gathered his stuff, Stoyanovich was ready and made a run for it. Thank goodness for the wide open space and the blue glass that housed the entire airport main terminal. Otherwise, Stoyanovich could have quickly disappeared and both of them would get lost in the process. Plus, the sound of his belongings scrapping and tumbling across the floor makes him an easy target to stalk, like a frantic animal trying to flee. The old man may be heavy on the side, but he's got legs under that thick waist.
Upon entering earlier when they deboarded the plane, Arvin noticed the terminal's permanent welcoming committee, stuck in place as mere marble figures of the memorable and noteworthy. Known personalities which, based on the names inscribed on their pedestals,
Arvin Albert Goffman and
Dieter Weiss, just to name a few, are none too familiar to be known to Arvin or any regular Lawstoner.
Except one.
"Sakard the First. Kaiser..." Arvin muttered his read.
It's not just Syrixian emperors and Hightonisch princes that Lawstoners encounter in the classroom. Regional history is also history and the Astragonese emperors have always been the center of some bizarre, somewhat morbid astonishment. Arvin, in his experience, could confirm he and his classmates found Astragon a rough-and-tough place to live in. Some even called the ancient Iterian nation a
backwards society.
But what about Sakard? Well...Arvin didn't really listen to his history classes. Other than this airport's namesake, Arvin only learned about Sakard because of Rio Verde.
The man who stopped Syndicalism from becoming a threat in Westiterien.
"Can you say cheese, Mister Stoyanovich?"
"Yes. Anything you want, Beautiful! U-nas yest' vr'em'a!"
Arvin groaned. This again.
One of his fans, no doubt.
It was surprisingly quick. The woman got a selfie and...a
complimentary pat in the back. The very wholesome one. It was good... Quick is also good since Stoyanovich calmed down. He stopped running ahead and slowed down to Arvin's side...
Actually, Arvin just realized he liked the distance between them. It would be safe for both of them, the two organisms who really matter: Arvin and Arvin's brain.
Arvin felt his phone vibrate. He took out and returned the call.
"Hallo...? Ja...we're here now … I'm with Greg … Ja … Ja … Okay … We'll see you there!"
"Schto? What is problem?" Stoyanovich asked.
"Du. You are my problem." Arvin replied, absentmindedly.
Arvin realized what he said and looked with regret at Stoyanovich's pitiful face...still wet in some areas. Make those two different regrets.
"I-I meant wir. We are the problem. Everyone is a problem." Arvin hoped he did a good save.
Stoyanovich simply nodded. He grinned with the dirtiness that is his teeth. When Arvin believes he's already used to it, he cringes at second sight. For the love of everything holy, he should keep them inside.
"I'm asking, skoreye...who were you speaking to?"
Arvin nodded ahead, pointing in its direction. "Somebody from the Konsulat is waiting for us outside."
The highway runs throughout the city like a main artery. They just left Sakard International Airport and are about to enter the Outer Wards. His face clean, Stoyanovich busied himself with the scenery while Arvin read the document given to him by their driver Robert. He's the Trade and Political Analyst at the Lawstoner Consulate in Rio Verde.
"Bitte. Feel free if you have questions, Arvin." Robert said.
"Ja, I will. Ich werde."
Lawstoner Generalkonsulat
Rio Verde
TABLE OF CONTENTS
xiii | SUMMARY
xiv | Lawston-Rio Verde Trade and Investment Trends
xiv | Lawstoner Exports to Astragon
xvi | The Business Environment
xvii | Foreign Investment
xvii | Trade
p.1 | RIO VERDE
p.2 | History
p.4 | Regional Economic Performance
p.8 | Drivers of Economic Prosperity
p.9 | Demographics
p.10 | Political Pressures
p.12 | Culture and History
p.13 | Major Markets
p.17 | Products and Services
p.20 | Export Opportunities
p.24 | Direct Investment Opportunities
p.27 | Implications
p.30 | References
p.31 | ASTRAGON
p.32 | Monarchy
p.37 | Oil, Gas, and Petrochemicals Investment
p.50 | Astragonese Investment in Lawston
p.54 | Merchandise Imports from Astragon
p.54 | Business Links with Astragon
p.55 | Implications
p.56 | References
p.57 | THE BUSINESS ENVIRONMENT
p.58 | Society
p.59 | History
p.63 | Legal Environment
p.76 | Key Issues for Lawstoner Businesses
p.84 | Status Quo and Rio Verde Economy
p.87 | Regional Trade Developments
p.99 | Main Trading Partners
p.100 | Intra-regional Trade
p.101 | Local Concerns on Reintegration
p.105 | Post-integration Trade Prospects
p.106 | References
p.109 | IMPLICATIONS
p.110 | Implications for Business
p.111 | Implications for Government
p.114 | References
p.115 | Contacts in Rio Verde and Astragon
"Is this data available online?"
"Ja."
Arvin sighed a breath of relief. At least this isn't something heavy to carry around during their stay. Well, not considering its physical properties. The document has too many pages and it was put in a binder.
Still.
An Assessment on Rio Verde Growth. Diplomatic missions regularly release labor market guides and other information in their annual economic data reports on their host countries, but this particular report isn't routine.
Arvin glanced at Robert, his eyes still busy scanning the contents of every page he flipped. He said, "This was particularly written and published for Rio Verde's impending reintegration."
Robert nodded. "Lawstoner businessmen and investors in Rio have been anxious. Sie machten Darstellungen. To both Außen and the Astragonese authorities. Konsulat only published this to reassure them...for now."
Arvin didn't reply. He felt a headache coming in so he closed the binder and left it to his side.
With Stoyanovich staring at the window without making any noises, Arvin felt curious as to what Rio Verde looks like. The glint of adventure and brace for excitement was dashed by the run-down housing and apartments, or rather shanties and slum tenements, that littered the city blocks around them. If Arvin drove to Rio Verde from Astragon, he'd suspect he was in the wrong place. This doesn't look like any of the pictures he's seen! It's outrageous! This is...astounding, and quite upsetting. He least hoped for a decent vacation for this temporary exile, but now it's- Arvin is just disappointed.
The Outer Wards would've looked like a deserted city if not for the smoke and the bustling activity.
"I can tell sewers are not clean. Imagine, Arvin! Scat and fat clog the tunnels. Blestyashchiy!"
Yeah...what Stoyanovich said.
For all Arvin knows, the word
sanitation isn't a familiar word in these parts, or anything in the glossary of civic-related terms, at least outside of the Middle Wards. Or worse—Outside the Central Business District. The latter most definitely has the proper sanitation and all the services, including non-essential, based on what the country brief described about the vast social divide existing in this city. The obvious absence of any semblance of a city government here in the Outer Wards, if put into contrast, makes the strongest indications.
If this is the Outer Wards, I wonder what the Central Business District looks like.
"Besser. This is disappointing...better."
Whether Stoyanovich meant
disappointingly better or
disappointing and better or
this is disappointing, better, Arvin will never know. He doesn't want to know anyway.
Besides, the Central Business District is just like home. Urban home, to be exact. Typical skyscrapers and office buildings fill up the city skyline. Benches, segregated waste bins, bus stops, parks, and all other sorts of utilities and city beautification usually found in highly-urbanized cities anywhere. Except the common sight of people carrying machine guns, whose uniform and body armor get-up look like a cross between riot police and soldiers in the special forces. It looked like Martial Law was declared.
This must be the private security groups hired by the people here. The assessment wasn't using the wrong terms.
Above that ridiculous level of security, there's a relatively same level of sophistication. Arvin feels sad not everywhere is like this and Rio Verde has been divided. There are decrepit ghettos, clean middle-class neighborhoods smack in between, and the exact kind of upscale high-rises Arvin expected the rulers of this town to live in. Separated in an island, in their own little world, high up in their sky palaces.
Just like home if it was ten times worse? How in the name of every God did Rio Verde become an important center of regional trade? This place is the perfect cesspool for revolution and terrorism to fester. Crime should've taken over this city a long time ago. Or it probably already did... We just didn't see it!
"Ugh. Nein! Forget about vacation. I have to survive this place." Arvin said, letting Robert lead the way to their hotel rooms.
"I'm sorry if I have to leave after helping you guys settle in for the night. Unofficially, we're assisting you and Mr. Stoyanovich. Officially, we aren't because you're on the opposite bench and you're here on a partisan mission for the Opposition. That'll look weird for the Government. Oh, and the translator should be here by now."
Arvin didn't even notice the setting sun. The day is already near done. He is...feeling a bit sleepy.
"Thanks a lot, Robert."
"Kein Problem!" Robert gave a thumbs up.
Thanks, Gat Untalan... I guess.
Though Arvin feels like he could do a lay-down for a while, he's also hungry. He'll probably head down to the restaurant and bar...preferably without Stoyanovich. But how can Arvin keep him in his room?
"Also, Tür. Your two suites are connected by one communicating door."
"Scheisse...why do I feel hungover?" Arvin groaned out as he dragged himself up from the bed.
Well, at least the incessant knocking on the communicating door has stopped. Stoyanovich probably slept in boredom after eating dinner. It's amazing how the hotel allowed Arvin to lock Stoyanovich in his room. The hotel staff put a door against his door knob outside in the hallway and gave Arvin the only key to the communicating door. But Arvin couldn't remember why and how did he manage to convince them. All he could think of was laughter, more laughter, and drinking-
Arvin shuddered. He felt something grab him on his thigh- Wait, why is he not wearing pants?
"You're awake?"
"GAHHHH!!!"
Sleeping with...the translator was the last thing he'd thought he would do- It's quite improper. But thankfully, the word
amicable were in both their minds. Cut, clean, and simple in this one-time-big-time event. Nothing more, nothing less. Just... Just a mutual understanding.
"We won't speak of this again, werden wir nicht?" The Astragonese woman teased. She took a sip in her cup of coffee. Breakfast had to be brought up here in the room to keep things to themselves.
Arvin nodded. He only gave passing glances at his meal on the small table. He didn't feel hungry.
"It's my fault, ich... I wasn't drinking... responsibly."
"Mmm... Are you married?"
Arvin shook his head. "Even if I was, it's not a problem."
"Huh?" The Astragonese narrowed the features on her face.
"Ja. There's no such thing as... What you and many other cultures would call 'adultery.'"
The woman took another sip of coffee. "Huh. Is that why you have polygamy?"
"Ja. There's a proverb in Lawston... It says, 'When the body is cold, it craves a dozen bodies for warmth. But when it has fever, it wishes it only had one.'"
The woman snorted, trying to contain herself, but she laughed anyway. Arvin tried to compose himself a sense of rigidness, but he also failed, giggling and smiling at the...foreign woman. He just realized...
"Um... Hold on. Did we-? Uh. Did you-? Did I-?"
Before Arvin could say anymore, the woman grabbed him with her free hand and shook his hand.
"Kapia Na Nyala. Pleasure to meet you again, Mister Pataliputra."
Arvin widened the smile on his face. He shook her hand. "Pleasure. It's just Arvin, though."
Kapia nodded, then something moved behind her eyes. "Oh, also." She began.
"I think you have a meeting today. Somebody in the Legation Council. You told me about it last night."
"Oh...Scheisse!"
Arvin stood up from the table and made his way to the bathroom. He also remembered Stoyanovich is still locked in his suite. Arvin ran over to the communicating door and opened it- Wait, wasn't this locked?
"Fich, no!"
Arvin went inside Stoyanovich's suite and checked the rooms. Just as he thought. Nowhere to be found. Then he saw the open door to the hallway and the loud noises of laughter and cheering.
Shit! Of course the hotel management will never let me lock in Stoyanovich, one of their own guests. I was dreaming!
He went out of the suite and into the hallway. It was just as he feared and imagined it would be. A group selfie with more Lawstoner fans, Stoyanovich wearing only his flimsy and worn-out underwear props.
"Alright, alright!! Everyone say 'Bobo kami!'"
"Bobo kami!"
UBASHA!!! UBASHA!!! UBASHA!!!
The situation near Albert Goffman Bridge was spontaneous as it was fire. Bricks and heavy projectiles flew from the rioters. People caught right in the middle of it abandoned their cars. They joined the bystanders, screaming and running towards nearby buildings, far behind the riot police formation. The police looked like a green breakwater against the torrential red tide of angry people. Like their real counterparts, these people aren't the type known to ebb and flow once they hit shoreline.
Arvin and Stoyanovich are watching it with everyone else on-screen, in the safety of the hotel lobby deep in the city center. Nyala is busy talking with the concierge to request for a car. Apparently, many of the Mercanti-speaking staff joined the protests and taxi drivers were refusing rides to people in the Downtown area.
"Perhaps we go down sewers-?"
"Nein!!" Arvin immediately replied to Stoyanovich's idea.
They shouted, they jeered, they spoke through their microphones to let their fury be heard. Arvin didn't understand a word of it, but with the banging of their drums, he swore he could hear the march of change... That, or it was the rumbling in his tummy.
"Stornieren. We have to cancel the meeting." Nyala returned, the look in her eyes cast disappointment with her heavy sigh.
"I assume no one's willing to go out in the streets." Arvin said.
"Nein, Arvin. It's because no one is allowed. The city center is in lockdown."
Arvin came to a decision in light of this.
UBASHA!!!
Then he heard people gasp and some whimper.
Heightened sounds came from the television. Arvin looked and saw and reached for his face to cover his mouth as he, too, gasped. Cars and police vehicles were either smashed or overturned. People were fighting against their own and some officers were surrounded. The worse-case-scenario has unleashed the extent of brutal nature, unadulterated on live television. The blood on their faces matched their shirts and the scattered riot police are now retreating.
"Mga ninuno... The riot broke through the police line!"
Are we still safe?
Arvin looked at the lobby windows and saw those private security people swarm out into the street. That allowed Arvin to give himself a reassuring nod.
Stoyanovich said something, but Arvin didn't hear.
He looked at Stoyanovich.
Stoyanovich repeated, "I suppose we go tomorrow instead...da?"