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Breaking News | Delegate McMasterdonia allies with Hole Pakistan and deploys Mujahideen to Whole India
Although Delegate McMasterdonia’s focus recently has been the war on the fake news TNL and the draining of the swamp, a leak from the Delegate’s office has confirmed that Delegate McMasterdonia authorised a covert operation known as “Operation Hurricane”.
This bold new covert undertaking leans heavily towards supporting the Mujahideen, a compilation of militant raider groups in Hole Pakistan. The Delegate has closely aligned himself with groups such as The Black Hawks, and other extremely ideological groups like TITO that had also been fighting the liberal-oriented @Whole India. This has resulted in skirmishes across the border in Whole India and a serious deterioration of morale within the nation.
“This is the only way to defeat Whole India” said incoming Delegate of The Rejected Realms Deadeye Jack. Allegedly Delegate McMasterdonia also conferred with Deadeye, a prominent invader and former Black Hawk, who recommended that Delegate McMasterdonia authorise skirmishes in Whole India as the best way to handle the crisis. In the fraught phone call between the two leaders, Delegate-elect Deadeye also attempted to get Delegate McMasterdonia to take in refugees from The Rejected Realms. The bold, brave and beautiful Delegate McMasterdonia refused stating that the refugee deal would “kill me” and that it was a horrible deal, a disgusting deal that he never would have ever made.
Delegate @Kuriko throws her hands up during interview on “The Privileged Few”
Delegate Kuriko of 10000 Islands also strongly supports the skirmishes in Whole India. Speaking to @Darcania on “The Privileged Few”, Kuriko stated “Sometimes it is simply necessary to invade, destroy the region, and then refound it against the consent of the natives.” When pressed for more information about the commitment of 10000 Islands to the invasion operation and to supporting Delegate McMasterdonia’s attempts to drain the swamp and destroy fake news, Delegate Kuriko was more circumspect. “Hmm… let me just see” she said “If I can find 4 updaters for the region. Hmm... maybe 3…. Or 2 updaters? No, 1 updater? Let’s try again later” before promptly ending the conversation with @Darcania mid-interview.
Mad Dog Zazumo laughs at protesting liberals who oppose the operation that isn’t happening anyway
NPA Generals meanwhile have been lining up behind Delegate McMasterdonia to deny that the operation is even taking place, but if it was even happening, it would be absolutely vital to our regional security. “These operations are taken when it is absolutely necessarily to demoralise and weaken the liberal elite, who are a threat to the safety and security of the region” said General “Mad Dog” @Zaz in his morning interview with @bootsie on Greitbart Breakfast Radio.
Meanwhile, famous North Pacific pacifist, defender and liberal advocate Crushing Our Enemies has strongly condemned the operation. “Sending in The Black Hawks into Whole India will simply do more damage than good. This is how terrorists are created. Invaders terrorise the natives and this encourages them to carry out devastating attacks on their own nations, that sometimes even result in mod-deletions. This is why invading should be entirely banned from NationStates”.
