Dreadton's Short Movie Reviews

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When you don't have time to read a full review and you really hate the spoilers, Try Dreadton's movie reviews.

First Up

Alien (1979)

Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die but the smart woman and her cat. Four Stars.


Twilight (2008)

If r/im14andthisisdeep was given a blockbuster movie budget, no parent supervision, and was told to remake Romeo and Juliet. No Stars, just like the film.

Catwoman (2004)

The only thing that could make this movie any worst is a cameo by Andy Dick. One Star for Hallie Berry



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The Dambusters (1955)

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