[Draft] NPA Bulletin for TNS Issue IX

[Knightblood]

Leadership

Minister of Defense (MoD): General Bobberino
Deputy Ministers of Defense (DMoDs):
Colonel Knightblood and Colonel Koopa

Spoiler: Promotions

Trondstorm was promoted to Private First Class
Trondstorm was promoted to Corporal
Yuno was promoted to Lieutenant
Robespierre was promoted to Warrant Officer
Robespierre was promoted to Lieutenant

Salutations! ‘Tis Colonel Knightblood reporting today.

In short, what we did this month is as follows: not much.

If you prefer a more detailed report, the two most exciting things that happened were the promotions of Yuno and Robespierre to Lieutenant. After that, the most exciting thing that happened was the reappearance of defenders, whom we clashed with several times. Most of our operations have been standard tags or detags. The only notable exception was a joint detag with the South Pacific Special Forces.

(NPA high command would like to apologize for this boring report. Going forward, we will attempt to...motivate...our lieutenants.)

 

[Pallaith]

Flesh this out, because I know for a fact more stuff happened than just this. A report this short might as well be left out of the publication.

 

[Marcus Antonius]

Flesh this out, because I know for a fact more stuff happened than just this. A report this short might as well be left out of the publication.

That was a monthly report?
Agreed, more detail should be included.
Robespierre has informed me of this poor report and is taking steps to rectify it.