Pun Wars - Post your worst puns

[Romanoffia]

Resistance is futile, but capacity has potential.

 

[Aerilia]

Someone just threw a block of cheese at me....

How mature

 

[Romanoffia]

I knew a block of cheese that had a PhD in Fetaphysics

 

[mcmasterdonia]

I just had a near sex experience. My whole wife flashed before my eyes.

 

[Romanoffia]

Marriage is often a question of wife and death.

 

[Aerilia]

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.