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Celebrating International Ladies Day
Recognising The North Pacific's Council of Womyn (TNPCOW)
Today we celebrate international ladies day!
Nightclubs and bars across the North Pacific will be celebrating "ladies night" and offering discount cocktails. The GBM Club in central Magicality City will be selling margarita's and jagerbombs for as little as $2 between the hours of 6pm and 9pm. And it's not just the nightclubs!
Local cafe's will be opening for that Saturday morning brunch with the girls and offering huge discounts! Need to do the grocery shopping? Even our supermarkets are offering discounts so that important womyn in your life can buy food for you.
Here at Greitbart, we recognise a good bargain, but on this special day we will briefly mention the key women of The North Pacific that have made this region it is today. Together, they have formed The North Pacific's Council of Womyn (TNPCOW)
TNPCOW Chairwomyn - McMasterdonia
Chairwomyn @mcmasterdonia was born in Stalingrad, Russia in 1955. Coming from a proletariat background, McMasterdonia could not afford to maintain the simple necessities of life until she inherited a tremendous amount of money. Known for her meek personality, patience, and apathetic approach to contentious issues, McMasterdonia would surprise the patriarchy when she overcame fierce adversity and sexism to become elected Delegate of the North Pacific in 2012. "I really don't care, do u?" Ms McMasterdonia said. McMasterdonia now lives in Australia with her three kids and girlfriend.
TNPCOW Vice Chairwomyn - Tlomz Krano
Vice Chairwomyn @TlomzKrano is the most famous leftist and World Assembly Minister of The North Pacific since Unibot. She has been a trailblazer for liberal values and women's rights in The North Pacific and regularly punches cuck-servatives in the mouth. Ms Krano has dedicated her political career to kicking the food out of fat children's hands and in advocating for abortion rights. "I enjoy nothing more than a night in with the girls:" Ms Krano said to Greitbart. Ms Krano resides in Tehran "A much more liberal city than any in America" she says. Ms Krano has 4 husbands and 1 son.
TNPCOW Spokeswomyn - @r3naissanc3r
Spokeswoman R3naissanc3r was born in Athens, Greece in 1966. R3naissanc3r's family were strong supporters of the one true legitimate leader of the Hellenes, King Onder Kelkia of Greece. They were forced into exile where they moved to Puerto Rico and where r3n has lived ever since. R3naissanc3r is a keen surfer and enjoys long walks on the beach to find the perfect surfing spot. R3n has bright blonde hair and baby blue eyes and is looking for her partner-in-crime, a loving man who she can spend the rest of her life with.
TNPCOW Councillor for External Affairs - Romanoffia
As the Councillor for External Affairs, Ms @Romanoffia has been responsible for overseeing the foreign intervention activities undertaken by TNPCOW. Appearing dotty and often confused, there were rumours that Ms Romanoffia was too unwell to run for Delegate of The North Pacific. Ms Romanoffia insisted this was not true stating "What difference does it make?" and that she would stun everyone and win the election anyway. Ms Romanoffia is an excellent cook and enjoys burying her food in the backyard for weeks at a time before feeding it to her Shetland Pony and four cats.
TNPCOW Councillor for Sexual Health - Pretty Plemby
Pretty @plembobria was born in Vermont, the United States. Despite this oppressive conservative upbringing, Pretty Plemby was able to travel to Los Angeles where she launched a promising modelling career. Although none of her work was published in major magazines, she earned hundreds of dollars and is certain that her photographer will come through soon in helping her find work. Plemby was later elected Delegate of The North Pacific where she was voted the most beautiful woman in NationStates on 330 occasions Ms Plemby is known for chasing down ice cream trucks just so that when she is asked what she'd like she can reply "Nothing, I just wanted to say I'm a vegan."
TNPCOW Councillor for Teeth Whitening - Mrs Eluvatar
Mrs @Eluvatar grew up in southern Afghanistan (Louisiana) and spent much of her childhood under taliban (Republican) rule. Mrs Eluvatar was the centrefold for the 1999 playboy and since then has spent much of her time advocating for teeth whitening. "Women look so much prettier when they smile more" Mrs Eluvatar often says. Mrs Eluvatar now lives in Kuwait City with her wife, Natalie.
TNPCOW Councillor for Religious Freedom - Wonderess
As Councillor for Religious Freedom, Ms @Wonderess has travelled the world to the darkest parts of the United States, Europe, and Asia to advocate for religious freedom. "The religious have a right to women, and women have an obligation to be religious" Ms Wonderess said. Ms Wonderess joined the council in early 2019 after completing her PhD in modern feminist theory at the University of Saudi Arabia.
TNPCOW Mediator - Mrs Sloth J Siwale
Mrs Sloth J Siwale is the chief mediator of TNPCow. Ms @Siwale assists the council with any cat fights that break out amongst members. Well known for being the most friendly member of TNPCow, Ms Siwale also imposes a strict dress standard. "No pantsuits in TNPCOW" Ms Siwale said to Greitbart "We even kicked out Flemingovia herself for that".
TNPCOW Councillor for Economic Development - @St George Soros
St Georgia Soros rounds out the team at TNPCOW. St Soros oversees the economic development team of TNPCOW, with a particular focus on developing small business ran and owned by women that refuse to hire any men. St Georgia Soros is well known for threatening to stab anyone who mentions International Men's Day. "I won't rest until there are no men serving on corporate boards" St Georgia Soros said to Greitbart "Only then will true equality be achieved." St Georgia Soros lives in the Cayman Islands with her pug, lorikeet and private yacht collection.
Retired Members:
Durkadurkiranistan
Durkadurkiranistan has been one of the most outspoken women in nationstates since the nations founding. Durkadurkiranistan was born in Bangladesh and faced significant adversity as a Muslim woman growing up in a fiercely patriarchal society. Durkadurkiranistan joined the Woman's Patriotic Front at the age of 12 and it was with this training that she was able to extract revenge on the male leaders of Nationstates. She convinced many of Nationstates most senior players that she was actually a Harvard student and through cunning and wit was able to be elected Delegate ofseveral regions. Durkadurkiranistan used her new found power to punish her patriarchal tormentors. Durkadurkiranistan drove the sexist, misogynist oligarchs out of the North Pacific, The South Pacific, Lazarus and Osiris during her reigns in each of those regions. In 2013, Durkadurkiranistan was voted the second sexiest Delegate of Osiris after Ambroscus Koth.
North East Somerset
North East Somerset was born in into a tribal family in Papua New Guinea in 1978. North East Somerset was a keen athlete, who loved to laugh and travel. North East Somerset moved to New Hampshire in the United States of America after her family was granted asylum in 1989. NES would soon join nationstates and became one of the first female members elected to the legislature of the New Inquisition. NES soon became the go to girl for forum security matters and anything of importance that concerned the imperialist sphere. "I like going out and staying in. I like existing" says North East Somerset. Despite being a bubbly, blonde bombshell, NES is unmarried and has no children.
Greitbart salutes all our womyn who serve.
