[INVITE ONLY] The Fire Burns Red and Bright

[Funkadelia]

"You know, you're getting old, dear. It's not good to keep using that thing."

The aging king sighed, releasing all of the smoke from his lungs. He put his hookah hose down on the end table next to the ornate couch that he was sitting in. He turned to his just-as-old queen with a stern but loving look. He sat up in his chair.

"Makeda, please. I have been smoking this thing for as long as you or I can remember, and I've been fine. You really ought to sto-"

Menelik was cut short by the sounds of his chamber doors being thrown open. He swung his head around to see a rather young functionary bursting into his room.

"Dagmawi! [note]A formal way of addressing the King directly.[/note] You must come with me immediately! There is an urgent matter at hand!"

Menelik opened his mouth slightly as if he was about to say something, but opted instead to simply glare menacingly at the young man. He laid himself prostrate before the king. "Oh, please accept my deepest apologies for intruding upon your privacy, Dagmawi. I was sent by the Minister of Defense on an urgent matter."

The king motioned slightly with his hand with a tinge of disdain about the entire situation in front of him, prompting the young man to stand.

Menelik started: "Well... alright. I'm not sure why you couldn't have just called my secretary about this..." The old king grunted as he struggled to get up, but manged to do so slowly using the arm of the sofa as a support.

He shuffled down the long, decorated hallway toward the Amhrat Room where his younger brother & Minister of Defense, Salim Begwena, and the head of the Royal Police Force, Emanuel Botachew were already waiting for him. As he walked in, the everyone in the room stood. He motioned with his hand for them to return to their seats, and they did so. THe king grunted again as he sat down, and looked at his company for a moment. "Well? What is this all about?"

"My brother," Salim began, "we have a bit of an issue in Amharia. Those Popular Front people are continuing to stockpile firearms. Our intelligence shows that they have been purchasing high amounts of small arms and ammunition. Certainly, with a group with aims like the Popular Front, any movement of arms is concerning. However, we have some... suspicions as to how they could be getting their hands on them."

"Well?" Menelik asked impatiently. He just wanted to get back to the hookah that was probably burning away without anyone to smoke it.

Commander Botachew, clearly upset with how roundabout his Defense counterpart was being, interjected. "Look, Dagmawi, here's our concern. We know about a stockpile in Amharia, but it's almost entirely made up of I-19s, manufactured exclusively in Saint Oz. Now, do we have any proof that they're coming straight from Saint Oz? No, we don't. But given the political leanings of the clowns organizing in Amharia and here in Aksum, and the way the Saint Oz government operates, we must consider the prospect of outside interference in our own affairs."

Menelik sat, staring down at the table. He looked up after a moment and spoke to Botachew. "I have a hard time believing that one. Saint Oz and Funkadelia have been nothing but friendly, and our recent entrance into the Kian Union only reinforces that. Saint Oz manufactures a lot of weapons. It must be someone else just selling their weapons out of convenience."

Botachew flashed with anger for a moment, but recollected himself and responded. "Your highness, I cannot stress how important it is to consider all possibilities at this stage, with the means and numbers of the Popular Front growing. This could end up becoming a serious problem for us."

"I hear you, Emanuel, but we ought to consider the more realistic options first. Carry out the arrests tonight. I can't have a bunch of hooligans running around with loaded weapons doing whatever they please.", the king replied calmly.

With that Menelik forced himself up and took a step toward the door that he entered in. He stopped for a moment, then turned around to the two men still sitting in their chairs at the conference table. "You know, this family has been the protector of Funkadelia since the fall of the Kian Empire. That stands for something amongst Funkadelians, no matter what changes have come to our culture in the meantime. You all ought to have a little faith this Empire of ours that is going to stand for, at the very least, a few hundred more years. Don't forget how long I've been in the neighborhood." He said this as he looked directly at Commander Botachew. "I know what I'm doing around here."

Menelik turned around and restarted his walk out of the room, leaving the two officials in the Amhrat room and the young page in the hallway outside the room as he shuffled back into his personal chambers. He fell back into his sofa, and went to take another pull at his hookah. He didn't feel anything filling his lungs, and the water inside bubbled as he sucked on the hose.

Dissapointed, he looked down. The coal had burnt out.

 

[Funkadelia]

Funkadelia Broadcasting Company

Fourteen Arrested in Raid​

AMHARIA, FUNKADELIA - The Royal Police Force, Funkadelia's supreme law enforcement agency, flooded into Amharia late in the night yesterday as part of an apparent raid in the ground level of an apartment building in the city's downtown district. Nearby residents who spoke to FBC told us that the target of the raid is believed to be a Funkadelic Popular Front meeting place.

In response to an FBC inquiry, the spokesman for the Royal Police Force, Amari Getachew had this to say: "In the late hours of the day yesterday, we executed arrest warrants for violations of the Weapons and Firearms Edict of 2015. Fourteen were arrested and confiscated two dozen weapons. The Royal Police Force endeavors to ensure that Funkadelia's streets are kept safe for all residents and visitors."

The Funkadelic Popular Front's leaders, Deborha Kriros and Ezekias Tewolde were reached for comment, but did not return our request. This marks the third time in the past 8 months that the organization has been the target of RPF arrests, leaving many Funkadelians wondering as to the true intentions of the so-called Popular Front.

 

[Funkadelia]

"God DAMN IT!"

Deborha, with wild eyes, fired the pen in her hand at the desk in front of her where Ezekias sat, looking down at the papers scattered across the desk. He was purposefully avoiding making any form of eye contact with Deborha. The pen bounced off the desk, into his lap, and again onto the floor. For a moment, the sound of the pen clacking against the floor was the only sound.

"How the fuck did they find us again! We were so much more careful this time!" She began to pace back and forth as she shouted at the wall... or Ezekias. There wasn't much of a difference between the two at this point to her. "Those morons in Amharia have SCREWED us again! There's only so many times we can deny the existence of these guns. Clearly, this high of a volume is getting to be too much to handle. At this point, we are seriously endangering our relationship with our friends in..."

Ezekias interrupted her: "This is an opportunity. Can't you see it? You're usually so good at it. What's that, three, four, five times that our people have been pinched in the past year? We can use this to agitate. When we agitate, we force someone's hand. The Negusa strikes at us? We strike back. Things get bad enough? It will force the hands of Ozipol to send in more help. I think that this is what we've been waiting for -- it's a time to act. And now we have the firepower to back ourselves up."

Deborha paused and looked at the ground for a long time, consumed in thought. "You know... you're right. Oh man." Deborha's voice quivered a little bit with excitement with the last sentence. "You're right. We've been building our energy up for all this time. I think I was so engaged with the act of building up that I had lost sight of why we were doing it. We need to kick this shit off."

"I think we ought to send a letter over to our people over in Ozypol then so they can get a lead." Ezekias began to pull the fine stationery out of the center drawer of the desk.

"No. Fuck 'em." Deborha was suddenly speaking with a renewed sense of confidence. "The only reason we're working with these revisionist oligarchs is because they need some allies. If we push hard enough, they won't have a choice."

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Funkadelia Broadcasting Company

Mass Protests in Funkadelia

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AKSUM, FUNKADELIA - The smoke of fires started by demonstrators rose in plumes above Aksum and Amharia today, Funkadelia's two biggest cities. The protests appear to be led by the ever volatile Funkadelia Popular Front, who object to the recent arrests of their group for violations of the Weapons and Firearms Edict of 2015. The FPF are demanding the release of their members and the resignation of the high levels of the Royal Police Force.

The Royal Police Force responded with the following statement: "The Royal Police force, as always, endeavors to ensure that Funkadelia's streets are kept safe for all residents and visitors. To that end, we are ordering a cessation of all demonstrations to keep the roads clear and residents safe. Within forty-eight hours, we expect that all roadways in Funkadelia will be clear to normal traffic. Any traffic blockages will be handled appropriately."

Requests to the Funkadelia Ministry of Defense were redirected to the RPF statement.