Commend/Condemn the user above you

mcmasterdonia

mcmasterdonia

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McMasterdonia
A simple but fun thread!

Write a commendation or condemnation about the user above you. It can be short and silly, the sillier the better!

The best one will win a prize at the end of the fair :D
 
Believing that BluieGamer is a blind follower of the "cure ideology"

Astounded that BluieGamer accuses nations of different ideologies of being "sell outs"

Resolves that this represents high crimes and misdemeanours of the most grievous severity;

Hereby Condemns BluieGamer.
 
Appalled by McMasterDonia's apparent inability to halt the zombie crisis,

Believing that he has more than once attempted to secretly join the horde and bring down The North Pacific,

Understanding that the Zombie Horde is actually not a bad thing, and represents the next step in our evolution,

Hereby condemns McMasterDonia for not working harder to convert everyone to Zombinity.
 
Disgusted at KohGeek's "condemnation",

Seeing his "condemnation" for what it truly is, a pro-zombie propaganda,

Horrified that KohGeek made a thinly-veiled attempt to promote a known zombie supporter,

Hereby vehemently condemns KohGeek.
 
Noting BluieGamer's forum name,

Recognizing that the TNP nation, Konar, bears no resemblance to the forum name,

Observing with disgust that the WA nation, Wand, is still different from either of the above,

Horrified by the prospect of potential confusion caused,

hereby Condemns BluieGamer/Konar/Wand/Fish/That one TNP dude who has like this avatar that um something/....?
 
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Security Council Resolution # 5​
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Condemn Roavin
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
|Category: Condemnation| |Nominee:| Roavin | |Proposed by: Catalunya|​


NOTING that Roavin has just condemned an innocent nation while suppressing the freedoms of naming.

BELIEVING that his resolution to the Security Council is distasteful and grotesque, removing any nation's freedom to choose whatever they want in regards to nation names.

ACCEPTING the fact that Roavin has suppressed the freedoms to choose their own names.

CONDEMNING Roavin for these above statements.



For: 3,200 (99.99%)


Against: 10 (0.01%)


Passed: Wed November 1, 2017
 
Recognizing that Catalunya had supported the freedom of nations to choose their own name,

Applauding the steps Catalunya had taken to support this freedom, most notably the condemnation of Roavin, however,

Annoyed by the incorrect statistics of the voters shown, as 10 is actually 0.31% of the voters,

Hereby condemns Catalunya for not knowing that 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths.
 
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Security Council Resolution # 69​
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Condemn Konar
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
|Category: Condemnation| |Nominee:| Konar | |Proposed by: Syrixia|​


The Security Council,

NOTING the resolution written by Roavin on November 1, 2017,

AGREEING that Konar's forum profile name, main nation name, and World Assembly nation name are all confusingly different,

APPALLED at the fact that Konar has taken it upon himself to rudely call out miniscule mathematical errors on the part of Roavin,

PRAISING the cosmic power of the Singularity and the unholy wisdom of the Dark God of the Twin Moons,

Hereby CONDEMNS Konar.



For: Infinite (?%)


Against: NOT APPLICABLE


Passed: Thurs November 2, 2017
 
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Security Council Resolution # 8​
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Commend Syrixia
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
|Category: Conmendation| |Nominee:| Syrixia | |Proposed by: Catalunya|​


The Security Council,

Applauding Syrixia's role at the forefront against Konar's confusion, to forever preserve the sanctity of order in The North Pacific.

Recognizing that Syrixia stands against the evils of math, significantly the Konar case of, " 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 " in regards to Catalunya.

Praising the fact that Syrixia's efforts to preserve order and take a stand against the evils of math, forevermore.

Believing that Syrixia shall serve as a model for the preservation of order and as a force for order;

Hereby Commends Syrixia



For: 7 (99.99%)


Against: 34 (0.01%)


Passed: Thurs November 2, 2017
 
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Security Council Resolution # 404'); DROP TABLE Resolutions;--​
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Condemn Catalunya
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation | Nominee:
 Catalunya | Proposed by: Atlae​


The Obscurity Counsel,

APPALLED that the entity known as Catalunya is not a citizen of the North Pacific, but a mere resident;

ASTOUNDED that Catalunya would commend Syrixia;

CONFOUNDED that both Catalunya and Syrixia are not aware of 'alternative math,' otherwise referred to as 'calculus;'

ANGERED that Catalunya is evidently a dirty commie;

BEMUSED that Catalunya failed to make it as funny as possible;

Hereby CONDEMNS Catalunya.


For: lim?(n??)??tan?(x)?

Against: e^i?

Passed: Who cares for the date as long as it is passed
 
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Security Council Resolution # 9​
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Commend Catalunya
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation | Nominee: | Catalunya | Proposed by: ABC​


The Security Council,

Recognizing Catalunya's role in commending Syrixia.

Noting that Catalunya is occasionally 'over the top'.

Praising Catalunya's strong stance for Syrixia.

Believing that Catalunya should serve as a model for other nations to follow;

Hereby Commends Catalunya



For: 1779 (98.83%)


Against: 1 (0.0005%)


Passed: Sunday November 5, 2017
 
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Security Council Resolution # 275​
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Condemn ABC
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation | Nominee: |ABC | Proposed by: Malphe​


The Security Council,

Recognizing the illegal coup in the North Pacific at the fourth of May 2018 to be such, an illegal coup.

Recognizing ABC's heavy involvement in the illegal coup in the North Pacific aforementioned.

Recognizing the actions of ABC as 'Supreme Overlord of the North Pacific' as including, but not limited to, banjections of long time members of the region and a rather confusing, contradictory and arguably not PG13 attitude upon anybody opposing their regime and/or laws.

Understanding that current TNP law as of 09/07/2018, as enacted by ABC, restricts freedom of speech, fosters a culture of fear and dictates that every resident of the North Pacific admit that they adore the new government and/or specifically ABC in a romantic fashion daily via any public communication medium.

Believing that such actions are abhorrent and overtly aggressive to resident's dignities and that such actions should be recognized by the Security Council as deserving of a Condemnation;

Hereby Condemns ABC



For: 10,160 (71.6%)


Against: 4,028 (28.4%)


Passed: Mon Jul 9, 2018
 
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Security Council Resolution # 308​
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Condemn Malphe
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation | Nominee: |ABC | Proposed by: McMasterdonia​


The Security Council,

Recognizing Malphe's heavy involvement in declaring legitimate transitions in the North Pacific as illegal coups.

Believing that the fraudulent actions of Malphe have included lying to natives of the North Pacific, selling burnt cupcakes as toast, and flirting with ABC's wife.

Understanding that Malphe is a regular critic of nations supporting principles of democratic human rights and that he was at one time a native of the Pacific.

Believing that such actions are abhorrent and overtly aggressive to our sense of smell and worthy of condemnation.

Hereby Condemns Malphe



For: 1 (66.6%)


Against: 0 (84%)


Passed: Mon December 1 1903
 
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Security Council Resolution # We've Lost Count, Sorry​
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Condemn Cataluyna
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation | Nominee: |Cataluyna | Proposed by: Malphe​


The Security Council,

Observing that Catalunya's name of the North Pacific's forum and their name on Nationstates vary.

Understanding that such an inconsistency causes excessive confusion and inconvenience amid the communities of Nationstates and the wider universe.

Observing that the aforementioned inconsistency threatens the fabric of space and time on account of the anger of god (or Maxx, or Violet) upon such a violation of their simple expectations of decency and simplicity of their creations.

Believing that such a fate could be averted through Cataluyna founding a nation according to their forum name.

Assuming that Cataluyna will not allow the universe mercy and would rather see god (or Maxx, or Violet) end it wholly due to their storied history of sadism and antagonistic behavior.

Hoping that a fancy badge on their national page will discourage them from this course irrelevant of their prior behavior;

Hereby Condemns Cataluyna



For: Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything (42%)


Against: Success Rate of Communism (0%)


Passed: Throughout all of Time and all of Space by every sentient race in one last bid to prevent armageddon.
 
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Security Council Resolution # It's 13, can't you count?​
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Condemn Malphe
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
|Category: Conmendation| |Nominee:| Malphe | |Proposed by: Catalunya|​


The Security Council,

Shocked that Malphe leaks NPA information to raider groups.

Angered that he has a mouse avatar.

Acknowledging that I, a cat, eat mice.

Hereby Condemns Malphe to be my lunch



For: Success rate of Communism (100%)


Against: Success rate of Capitalism (0.00%)


Passed: Thurs November 2, 2017
 
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Security Council Resolution # 14​
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Commend Catalunya
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
|Category: Conmendation| |Nominee:| Catalunya | |Proposed by: Catalunya|​


The Security Council,

Recognizing that Catalunya ate Malphe.

Agreeing that Malphe tastes good.

Believing that eating Malphe should be commended.

Hereby Commends Catalunya



For: 2.01 (99.99%)


Against: 2 (99.98%)


Passed: Mon November 6, 2017
 
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Security Council Resolution # 16​
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Condemn Cataluyna
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation | Nominee: |Cataluyna | Proposed by: Catalunya​


The Security Council,

Observing That Catalunya has commended herself.

Shocked that this would ever happen.

Angered that Malphe was eaten.

Believing that sushi is a better snack.

Hereby Condemns Cataluyna



For: Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything (42%)


Against: Success Rate of Communism (0%)


Passed: Throughout all of Time and all of Space by every sentient race in one last bid to prevent armageddon.
 
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Security Council Resolution # I think that we're at 9348 now, but it might be at 1, not wholly sure frankly.​
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Condemn Cataluyna
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation | Nominee: |Cataluyna | Proposed by: Malphe​


The Security Council,

Observing that Catalunya doesn't know the difference between a Desert Woodrat and a mouse.

Understanding that this ignorance of the intense contrast between a rodent species and an utterly different rodent genus is indicative of a broad issue in society.

Believing that Catalunya is the arbiter of such a universal and omniscient cancer upon the world.

Hoping that recognizing Catalunya as worthy of a condemnation may force them to- not entirely sure, but something good!;

Hereby Condemns Cataluyna



For: The Bourgeoisie (1%)


Against: Percentage of Populace who like Cataluyna (0.1%)


Passed: I don't have to conform to your bigoted ideas of 'time'.
 
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