Pun/Jokes Thread

Post a pun about Albion.

Basically puns pertaining to our theme and history. Anything goes, as long as they're Albion related, below the belt is fine as long as it's not hostile!

The person who posts their favourite can win an award granted by the Queen and King of Albion.

Examples:

Why does King Seven Deaths have a round table?
- So no one can corner him.

Queen Elizabeth II is known to have a harrowing case of varicose veins.
Do you know why?
Simply, because the veins were vari cose to her skin.

Awesome.

Keep'em coming!