The Security Council,
Noting that The Trash King of Wrektopia is absolutely replete with garbage, and that this irresponsible hoarding of refuse (which has covered each and every square foot of available land within the country) has caused severe and irreversible damage to the nation's natural ecosystem and economy, if not utterly destroyed them altogether.
Acknowledging the Wrektopian nation as being ruled by a self-proclaimed "Trash King.”
Bemoaning the smug, confrontational demeanor of the Wrektopian leader, Curly Eayler, towards this problem, and denouncing his disdain for the well-being of the Wrektopian people, for the health of the nation's environment, and for the repeated requests of neighboring governments to refrain from hoarding detritus.
Observing that the Wrektopian litter crisis has negatively impacted dozens of surrounding nations within Wrektopia's native region of Osiris, including but not limited to Adytus, Jamil Federations, Syberis, Yunoa, North Aurelia, and Weast Jurmany.
Further Noting that the Wrektopian condition was determined to be directly responsible for the extinction of at least 247 unique species of terrestrial and aquatic wildlife and flora, including the orange-crested gannet (formerly the national bird of Adytus), the brown-speckled North Kervoskian hamster, the beautiful, big-eyed Altinian raptor, the great Pelicanese walrus seal, the Johnny Cash-faced impala of Weast Jurmany, and, most notably, the birdlike hyena dogfish rabbit, and that Wrektopia's rubbish-related endeavors have brought more than 500 other species close to extinction.
Recognizing that the Wrektopian government's reaction to an international conference attempting to address this situation, as well as to sanctions levied against it, is simply to send crassly-worded telegrams and taped recordings of indiscernible screeching to the conference member governments, and to continue to senselessly produce, ascertain, and stockpile waste.
Further Recognizing that within the last month large rafts of festering offal mixed with sewage have begun to float against the current with an almost animal-like sense of direction out of Wrektopian bays and into the shorelines of its neighbors, and
Believing this to be a new stage in the development of the Wrektopian menace that could pose a more long-distance threat to its neighbors and even to the world.
Determining the trash-filled condition of Wrektopia to be a deplorable affront to the environment and a blatant and deliberate disrespect of its neighbors, and
Fearing the outcome of this situation if it is not firmly addressed on an international scale.
Hereby Condemns The Trash King of Wrektopia.
