Kuwumuju
TNPer
They say that I'm a fool,
Say I must follow each rule,
Analyze like they own me and I'm nothing but a tool,
But this hammer that you're holding aint a sheep giving you wool,
It's a wolf about to bite you if you confuse it for a mule.
I aint a slave who will behave as you demand,
I am not the type of rebel who adheres to a brand,
I aint anarcho this or that, I'm simply me and here I stand,
Not left or right wing but the illest in-betweener of the land.
Okay I'm kind of right-leaning but Conservative I aint,
I got the urge to serve the devil but am doomed to be a saint,
I'm like the good-at-being-bad guy, I make those who admire me faint,
For I am very worth admiring; I'm photoshop you're MS Paint.
So who am I? You ask me kindly,
You blink and suddenly I'm gone,
You run around and try to find me,
Everywhere you look is wrong,
See you're a tiny little monkey,
I'm reincarnated King Kong,
You better fear me or quite clearly,
I will live to prove you wrong.
Say I must follow each rule,
Analyze like they own me and I'm nothing but a tool,
But this hammer that you're holding aint a sheep giving you wool,
It's a wolf about to bite you if you confuse it for a mule.
I aint a slave who will behave as you demand,
I am not the type of rebel who adheres to a brand,
I aint anarcho this or that, I'm simply me and here I stand,
Not left or right wing but the illest in-betweener of the land.
Okay I'm kind of right-leaning but Conservative I aint,
I got the urge to serve the devil but am doomed to be a saint,
I'm like the good-at-being-bad guy, I make those who admire me faint,
For I am very worth admiring; I'm photoshop you're MS Paint.
So who am I? You ask me kindly,
You blink and suddenly I'm gone,
You run around and try to find me,
Everywhere you look is wrong,
See you're a tiny little monkey,
I'm reincarnated King Kong,
You better fear me or quite clearly,
I will live to prove you wrong.