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Good evening, Servs. I’m Maria Kelosi here with the daily news. This just in, public transportation, bicycles, and mopeds are being used more than automobiles. Also, bread rations will be increasing to 2 loafs per month. Get in line to receive your extra loaf! Now let’s go to Aaron Tomas in Base 47.
Here I’m standing in the middle of Paramount Park, just blocks away from an automobile crash. The crash happened when a drunk man drove onto the other side of the road and had a head-on collision with another car. The perpetrator, after spending time in the hospital, is going to be arrested for manslaughter, drunk and disorderliness, and possession of alcohol. As a reminder, possession of alcohol is illegal. Save a life, pour it down the drain. To Michael Morales with sports.
For all you football fans out there, Killers went head-to-head with 47 Union recently in a heated match. There were red cards. There were injuries. There were rivalries between players. I mean, look at this.
A clip comes on screen. A player trips another player. The tripped player gets up and starts to try to intimidate the other player. Then, both are escorted off the field after they almost get in a fisty-cuffs.
Would you look at that? Intense. The game ended with Killers winning, 4-3, but wow! Well, back to you, Maria!
That concludes this news broadcast. Stay tuned for STV Pads where we’ll be featuring Premier Killian Moresky’s home!
Here I’m standing in the middle of Paramount Park, just blocks away from an automobile crash. The crash happened when a drunk man drove onto the other side of the road and had a head-on collision with another car. The perpetrator, after spending time in the hospital, is going to be arrested for manslaughter, drunk and disorderliness, and possession of alcohol. As a reminder, possession of alcohol is illegal. Save a life, pour it down the drain. To Michael Morales with sports.
For all you football fans out there, Killers went head-to-head with 47 Union recently in a heated match. There were red cards. There were injuries. There were rivalries between players. I mean, look at this.
A clip comes on screen. A player trips another player. The tripped player gets up and starts to try to intimidate the other player. Then, both are escorted off the field after they almost get in a fisty-cuffs.
Would you look at that? Intense. The game ended with Killers winning, 4-3, but wow! Well, back to you, Maria!
That concludes this news broadcast. Stay tuned for STV Pads where we’ll be featuring Premier Killian Moresky’s home!