Mini Spamwars 2017! For Real!

[Goyanes]

Finally! Mini Spamwars 2017 is happening.
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Spam is crazy, chaotic, and fun. Spam is quick and often. That's why Mini Spamwars is there. We've changed Ultimate Spamwars idea to make it quicker and last for less time. The idea is there will be one starting post to start a discussion that has to be on topic. Rather than posting exclamation marks and semicolons, this spam will (at least somewhat) make sense.

What's the incentive? Bragging rights and badges. 1st Place gets the MiniSpammer 2017 award, 2nd Place gets the Almost There...2017 award, and the spammer voted funniest wins the xD award.

This event will be held on a special discord server with a bot (courtesy of Darcania) counting the number of posts each person has.

Join the server before the event starts with this link: linky

Spoiler: When

Starts: Sunday, April 2nd - 10 PM EST
Ends: Monday, April 3rd - 10 PM EST
Awards: Tuesday, April 4th - 10 PM EST

Spoiler: Awards

(Thanks to ABC for writing this post!)​

 

[Darcania]

Since this hasn't been pointed out yet, this event has begun! It's not too late to join, you'll be masked immediately when you join thanks to my bot and you can get started immediately! Your posts will still be counted!

 

[Darcania]

Mini Spamwars 2017 has ended! Here are the results:

Rank[c]Competitor[c]Post Count
[c]1st[c]Mysterious Player#7785[c]2090 posts
[c]2nd[c]TatiSerket8#6249[c]1807 posts
[c]3rd[c]Virdin#8271[c]1059 posts
[c]4th[c]Brend0g#0741[c]479 posts
[c]5th[c]Kasch#4560[c]284 posts
[c]6th[c]Hopps#3418[c]196 posts
[c]7th[c]Bohseon#4332[c]99 posts
[c]8th[c]Siwale#5057[c]6 posts

 

[abc]

Mini Spamwars 2017 has ended! Here are the results:

Rank[c]Competitor[c]Post Count
[c]1st[c]Mysterious Player#7785[c]2090 posts
[c]2nd[c]TatiSerket8#6249[c]1807 posts
[c]3rd[c]Virdin#8271[c]1059 posts
[c]4th[c]Brend0g#0741[c]479 posts
[c]5th[c]Kasch#4560[c]284 posts
[c]6th[c]Hopps#3418[c]196 posts
[c]7th[c]Bohseon#4332[c]99 posts
[c]8th[c]Siwale#5057[c]6 posts

Congratulations to Mysterious Player and TatiSerket8! Good job to all who participated. At this time, 1st and 2nd place are permitted to add the badges they've earned (found in the OP) to their signatures. The spammer voted funniest is yet to be announced as voting is still going on. The funniest spammer (winning the xD award) will be announced tomorrow at 10 PM EST. As this was a success, this event will hopefully take place next year as well.

 

[Darcania]

Next time I promise the bot will be set up to keep a running tally that can be accessed by anybody.

 

[abc]

I would officially like to announce that the funniest voted competitor is Hopps! Congrats! You are now entitled to wear the xD badge.

Brend0g - 1
Hopps - 3
Virdin - 2
Mysterious Player - 2
Siwale - 1