Haikus

[Yalkan]

You know how this goes​

Go and test your poetry​

Give me your bestest​

Remember:
5
7
5

 

[Sankami]

This is a haiku
Yalkan likes haikus a lot
I can't write haikus

 

[Yalkan]

This will be normal
I will not rest till it is
Do not deny me

 

[Ash]

Snow falls on the town
White, gleaming, powdery dust
Winter has arrived

 

[Darcania]

I hate haikus.
I'm always one syllable off.
I'll never get it right.

 

[Yalkan]

Why would you do this
This is supposed to be fun
Come and try again

 

[Darcania]

OK, one more time.
Hopefully I'll be better
And not screw up this line.

 

[Yalkan]

Have I mentioned pain
Unending pain and despair
It would be a shame

 

[Ash]

Who flies in the sky
Yalkan and Darcania
Best friends forever

 

[Darcania]

OK, I think I got this.
Would this be correct?
I'm not sure I got this right.

 

[Sankami]

The pattern is five
syllables then seven
and then five again.

 

[Yalkan]

Sankami is right
He has the method correct
Why not follow suit?

 

[Darcania]

Alright, one more time.
I think I almost got this.
Is fire one or two?

 

[Sankami]

Fire is two but
your first two lines were flawless
almost getting there

 

[Kaschovia]

I'm here I guess so
May as well make it something
I don't know who cares

 

[Frozentophat]

I dug up this thread.

Only from a week ago,

It is creative.

 

[Yalkan]

Your hat is awesome
I wish I had one my self
I jest, it is bad

 

[Darcania]

That was quite harsh, Yalk.
I quite like that hat, you know,
Unlike that sweater.

 

[Frozentophat]

Thank you for support,

My feelings were very hurt.

I am quite grateful.

 

[Kaschovia]

why am I trying

this isnt even that good

oh dear god please stop

 

[Yalkan]

You dare challenge me
I will destroy all of you
There is no mercy

 

[Sankami]

Yalkan seems angry
He also seems good at words
Let's hear a haiku

 

[Frozentophat]

Haikus are special.

Five - Seven - Five syllables.

Refrigerator.

 

[Kaschovia]

Imaginative

Is What I Like getting called,

although it's not true

 

[Frozentophat]

It is not not true.

You are imaginative.

Also really cool.

 

[Yalkan]

I am the coolest
You cannot deny my claim
Forever Yalkan

 

[Frozentophat]

That title is mine.

By nature, I am coolest.

You are heretic.

 

[Kaschovia]

I thank you for that

although I must deny it

my mind stays empty

 

[Yalkan]

Once again I write
This time I will win hands down
You may all sleep now

 

[Darcania]

Sleep is for the weak,
And you are weakest of all.
You should know this now.

 

[Kaschovia]

No sleeping next year

Gonna go climb those spam leagues

to get to the top

 

[Sankami]

Top shop bottle drop

Sleep is very important

I don't get enough

 

[Frozentophat]

Do you like my name?

I made when i was 9.

It was for Minecraft.

 

[Sankami]

I don't play Minecraft

But still quite the name you've got

Made mine for NationStates

 

[Kaschovia]

What a time to spam

So many places to post

What a time it is

 

[Frozentophat]

I agree with Kasch.

Spamming is quite wonderful.

I will do it now.

 

[Kaschovia]

Thanks for agreeing

That just means so much to me

now go spam away

 

[Frozentophat]

I make lots of posts.

Maybe too much, honestly.

It has no meaning.

 

[Kaschovia]

Your posts have meaning

do not worry about that

there is meaning there

 

[Frozentophat]

Alright, I trust you.

It is hard to out-spam you.

But I will do it!