Tarsier?
Hey TNPers! Despite the fact that I have proven time and again that I cannot win an election, I'm running yet again!
If elected, I will [insert campaign promises here].
I'm no seasoned professional law-breathing moghul like Flemingovia, (by the by, you should vote for him) but I am willing to learn from those around me. I'm not going to resign when I don't get my way.
So when voting starts, you may vote for me. If you don't, you won't feel quite as warm and fuzzy inside.
Good night!
Hey TNPers! Despite the fact that I have proven time and again that I cannot win an election, I'm running yet again!
If elected, I will [insert campaign promises here].
I'm no seasoned professional law-breathing moghul like Flemingovia, (by the by, you should vote for him) but I am willing to learn from those around me. I'm not going to resign when I don't get my way.
So when voting starts, you may vote for me. If you don't, you won't feel quite as warm and fuzzy inside.
Good night!
