-THE BALAMB CHRONICLE-
BREAKING- Parliament has decided! Due to complaints from citizens, Alfred Nursson has decided to combine his and John Sirus' policies, in the hopes of creating, quote,"a new golden age". Thanks to a few charts and campaign speeches, Nursson has swept away the people of Syrixia and the Parliament. Unanimously, Alfred Nursson has been elected Prime Minister by Parliament. Parliament wanted to make him The R. Hon. Sir Alfred Nursson, though Nursson has specified he prefers to be called Mr. Nursson, remarking that he is not the most powerful man in Syrixia, just primus inter pares, first among equals.
It is noteworthy that all of the Ministers have indicated that Mr. Nursson is more patriotic, friendly and likable. He, after taking office, immediately commissioned the release of this post and the other Ministers' election results.
Mr. Nursson confirms all the incumbents who ran for re-election for their Ministries have won the elections in a landslide.
It is also noteworthy that the Republic of Malvad has requested to meet Syrixia's government after the elections, and now that they are over, we asked Mr. Nursson himself what he would like to do. Mr. Nursson replied, "Get me Chancellor Minerva on the jumbotron, lad! Go on!" He was seen smiling as our journalist ran off to Parliament Hall to notify the Ministers, and saying "Good young lad, he'll go far."
Here is a picture of Prime Minister Nursson sitting at his new desk in Balamb's massive Parliament Hall:
In fact, there are rumors that next December he will be running for Minister of Justice.