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The Syrixian Journal- Issue For Friday: 11/14/14- City Final:
BREAKING NEWS!

BALAMB- Twenty priceless works of art were stolen by a large thief network on the side of the anarchist movement in Osship. They have struck many museums in the neighboring country of Nessuno. Syrixian military forces have been spotted sailing from Syrixia to the direction of Nessuno. They were on Midtdrona Seaway, a commonly used Dispersi-Syrixian trade route. Conspiracy theorists across the nation believed this was an attempt at hostile acts, however on the same day, leaked government footage which the theorists were using, hoping to expose the so-called truth via this video, showed a different story. A Syrixian ship docked in the Dispersi capital, and now the two nations' governments are conversing about what to do with the issue of the thieves. Three government officials from Syrixia and two from Nessuno allegedly proposed to follow the speculations of the theorists and actually torture the thieves once caught. However, as they have sided with the anarchists, who Syrixia and Nessuno are trying to make peace with, this motion was quickly dismissed. The government is still debating what to do.​

Deputy Prime Minister Zearos S'ahlesius, now in control of Syrixia until the Prime Minister is found, looks at the news clipping.

"I HEREBY CALL THIS SESSION OF PARLIAMENT TO ORDER." He boomed.

Everyone sat down.

"We must figure out what to do. Now they've stolen a state letter from Tomb to Syrixia. We'll never know what was inside. They've stolen art, they've stolen lives. What should we do?"

One Minister exclaims, "I move for the relocation of this question to the Delegate of Nessuno."

"All in favor?"

Everyone's hands are raised.

"All in opposition?"

No hands are raised.

Everyone looks at the delegate from Nessuno.
 
"Thank you for giving me the floor" said the Disperso Delegate Robert Kelly.

"Gentlemens, in recents years has been made numerous thefts to the detriment of our two nations" said pointing a thick dossier in his hand "but with this latest hit have gone well beyond the simple theft of arts, they are directly threatening the stability of our nations!"

"I'm here to ask that our Police Forces work togheter to get more information about it" concluded the Delegate.
 
Deputy Prime Minister S'ahlesius opens his mouth to speak.

Suddenly, the Prime Minister comes barreling into the room, tattered clothes and all.

He's clearly bleeding, and shot wounds can be seen.

The Golden Freddy incident.

"I...second the motion." says the Deputy Prime Minister.

The Prime Minister looks up.

"I'm gonna guess...how many nations want to call me?"

"Two, sir. Folmerica and Tomb."

"I'll talk to them tomorrow. Get me nurses."

Legions of nurses walk in and bring the PM to a hospital.

One Minister chants "Yeah, I third the Delegate's motion..."
 
"Have you ear the news about Balamb?"

"Yeah, first the theft and now this! New orders about?"

"Nonthing, proceed according the last order"

"Our delegate is alive?"

"Maybe"

The office door opened suddenly.

"The General asked me to send someone else in Osship, volunteers?"

"But Sir, there's already someone in Osship. We have to investigate about the theft."

"We need all the help possible, then?"
 
As Balamb's famous Parliament house was under reconstruction, the Prime Minister looked at his watch. He realized it was time for the Parliamentary meeting.

He stepped into the room, wearing his black suit and his ceremonial prime minister's top hat.

"The thievery is still happening." he addressed to the Parliament. The anarchists are gone and their leader has vanished, but the thievery has not stopped. Osship is liberated, but the thievery has NOT STOPPED. We must find out who did this."

One Minister steps up.

"Sir, it could be Drake Steinberg. He stepped into the time machine; he could've gone back and triggered the heists..."

"Nonsense." said the Prime Minister. Time travel backwards isn't possible unless you break the laws of physics!"

"When you put it that way, sir, I'm probably just overspeculating..."
 
In the meantime at Ehm...

"Sir!" said entering in the office

"What's happen?"

"We intecepted this call!" and made him listen to the recordig

"We know who is?"

"Not yet, but we are working about"

"Well, inform Kaspar and send a copy to Syrixia"

"Yes sir"

"And tell to ours in Osship to keep eyes and ears open!"
 
"This has got to be Drake Steinberg, which means he definitely went through that time machine. Even though the Osship issue is over, this means he's still on the loose. We have to catch him and the thieves before any more crap happens." the Prime Minister said firmly but worriedly.

"Yes, sir. I'll call the Dispersis right now and ask them for permission to bring our forces into Ehm. We'll have a look around." said the Minister of Defense, Auel Vist, who was still recuperating from the Golden Freddy incident.

"Alright, get on it." said the Prime Minister. The door closed, and the Prime Minister was left alone in the dark chamber.

"I could've helped you, Drake...but you had to go and start a rebellion...now I have no choice but to find imprison my own cousin..." said the Prime Minister.
 
President Connor had cleaned himself up since the Osship fiasco, having showered, changed and eaten several times since. The issue was mostly subdued, and a sense of normalcy was returning. Of course, USF forces were still in place, albeit at a reduced number, defeating the splinter cells of anarchists that remained. A war on terror was still in place, but the regime of chaos had been taken down due to a swift and violent response from several of Syrixia's allies, Folmerica included. Of course, humanitarian workers had not left the site of the nuclear explosion, still evacuating citizens trapped under rubble or starving amongst the ruins.

Despite the tragic loss of human life and the horrendous consequences of the weapon, the bombing was not entirely terrible for the USF. Several large corporations had already worked their way inside the rebuilding project, offering money for repairs and driving economic recovery. Folmerican food, products and television were already becoming increasingly common in the capital, and would continue to unless Syrixia took action against it. This could lead to an increase of influence for the USF in their ally, strengthening the country. However, stopping this would be ill advised for Syrixia as the Folmerican government had already donated 150 billion of its dollars to the rebuilding effort, with corporations furthering this. Preventing the growth of Folmerican industries could see this goodwill run dry or decrease at the least.

Regardless of these ulterior motives, Folmerica was on standby to aid its ally, it's military poised to strike. Of course, maintaining peace in Osship and evacuating civilians were likely to remain the country's top priorities. It lacked the power to be everywhere at once, stretching the country's resources too thin would likely end in disaster, and Connor didn't want Osship to return to the clutches of anarchy.
 
One month later...

Prime Minister Sirus stepped up onto the podium in the makeshift Parliament chamber in the basement of the Balambar.

"I now call this Parliamentary meeting on the Dispersi thievery to order-"

Just then, a porter rushed in. "Sir, the new Parliament building is done..."

"What?"

"Yes, take a look..."

Prime Minister Sirus stepped outside and almost fainted at what he saw. It was at this point the tallest building in Syrixia at 20,000 feet tall. it was pure gold and marble, and housed many if not all of the key government facilities. The Parliament chamber was at the very top of the building, in a clearly seeable area, surrounded by glass with great podiums reaching down to the ground. Elevators, escalators, lights, you name it, this building had it. Three casinos, five malls, two parking garages, et cetera. And to top it off, it was more protected than Stonessfurd could ever be, leaving the human guard force to just a few mechanical defense operators. Though still not surpassing the defenses of Stonessfurd, this new building quickly was going to make a name for itself.

One hour later, in that glassed parliament chamber, the meeting was resumed.

"Now then, there are two issues. The first is the Dispersi situation, and the second is the alarmingly increasing Folmerican influence. Which shall we discuss first?"

A two-thirds vote went to the Dispersi situation, codenamed Dispersi Distress.

One minister chimed in, "We should take over Nessuno!"

The other 99% of the ministers voted against that.

Another minister said, "We should launch an investigation. We could bring some paramilitary forces into the country, with the Dispersis' permission, and then proceed to guard their museums and work with the Dispersis directly on finding the culprits. We know their puppet master was Drake Steinberg, but we don't know who the thieves he hired were. That's our number one priority."

This vote was agreed on unanimously.

"Next, my good Ministers, is the situation of Folmerica." the Prime Minister said lowly. "Their influence is increasing at an alarming rate, and they continue to bribe us even though our economy is back to normal and all of Syrixia has been cleaned up, especially Osship."

That warmongering Minister once more chimed in, "We should take over Folmerica!"

Again, the other 99% of the ministers voted against it and it was dismissed unanimously.

The Prime Minister presented a document to Parliament.

"This, my fellow Ministers, is the Proclamation to Cease and Desist. We will send this to Folmerica's leadership and ask them to stop bringing in so much influence. If we don't intervene, they will practically become our rulers. However, their industries will continue. They will have the same pay, the same leadership, et cetera. However, they will not, under this document's requests, monopolize our food industry, our production industry, and our television and film industry. We have already sent notices to our television networks, and we have some golden shows. We have promoted the use of Syrixian food, such as Qazabo (A grilled cheese with pepperoni and ranch dressing served with it) and Jepakbiy (A tasty spinach and artichoke dip salad served with pork dumplings that is by far Syrixia's most popular meal) ALONGSIDE foods from other nations. If Folmerica wants to expand their influence, they will cease and desist this growth and co-exist with the nation they're expanding their influence into, along with other nations. If they refuse, we will ban all Folmerica-related things and Folmerican corporations from Syrixia, however in the interest of our alliance we believe that this is a last ditch. We want coexistence and balance. A public vote has agreed on this, and all we need is the vote of our Parliament. All in favor?"

All hands except the warmongering minister's were raised.

"All in opposition?"

The warmongering minister raised his hand.

"All who abstain?"

No hands were raised.

"It is final, then. The Proclamation to Cease and Desist's terms are now law in Syrixia. We will send the document to Folmerica immediately after this meeting. With that said, that is all of the issues I've brought to the table today. Would anyone like to suggest another one to discuss?"

No one spoke.

"Alright then. This meeting is adjourned. God save our Home."

All the ministers replied, "God save our Home!"
 
President Connor's sifting through legislation was interrupted when one of his staff, a young man by the name of Fredrick burst through his door, a number of slightly crumpled papers in his hand. "Sir, we just received these from the Syrixian government, it is their latest legislation." Rising from his chair, the leader took the papers and thanked the man, wondering what legislation could possibly concern him. Placing his glasses on, the president read the document, a calm look on his face before placing the papers down, Fredrick waiting anxiously for the entire half hour it took the leader to sift. "Thank you for delivering this, if you could please send in Leo, Jack, Alec and Julie." Nodding, the assistant set off.

When the four reached Johnson's office, they found him staring out of his window, captured in the early afternoon sunlight. They were his four most trusted advisors in the field of finance, economics and industry, and they were only called together when something serious had occurred. "I'm presuming you read the Syrixian legislation?" Julie asked. "I skimmed it, yes. And I must say I find the content disturbing." The leader replied. "Syrixia basically has us by the balls, if Folmerican industry and influence expand too far into the country, they could force all of it out, heavily damaging our economy. Not only that, but if we're deemed too violent or seen as not agreeing with neighboring countries, it'll all be cut. They're holding the strings to everything..." The leader lamented.

"Well, sir, we have already benefited from the expansion of influence, maybe it's time we slow down." Jack offered. "No, the USF needs to continue rapid and aggressive economic growth if we want to position ourselves as a regional power." The leader replied. "Maybe we should focus on expanding our economy back home?" Alec said, offering his own opinion. "That's a goal we're already pursuing, the Syrixian influence is auxiliary, but aiding us exponentially." The leader replied. "But are they truly serious about this? If they antagonize us they'll lose our aid." The president pondered. "Unfortunately, the Syrixian economy has recovered and they no longer need our aid, we've lost that leverage as well." Leo replied, sighing as he flipped through some papers.

"Julie, any loopholes?" This was where Julie's talents lay. A genius with language, she regularly discovered loopholes in legislation that either allowed Connor to close them, or to point out or exploit them in others. "I've noticed that the term 'monopolizing' is relatively vague, there's potential for exploitation there." She explained, also flipping through several papers. "Alright, I'll leave it to the four of you to think of a solution. I'll organize a press conference and announce the slashing of aid and the return of several troops from Osship. We'll agree to the terms of the legislation, best not to antagonize them while they hold this much power over our economy. Syrixia's a big boy now and it doesn't need us."

30 Minutes Later

"Men and women of Folmerica, I have come here to speak about the Syrixian situation." President Connor explained to the crowd, his speech organized for public viewing. "They gave requested we lessen the rate our influence expands in the region, and we will respect their sovereignty. Our industries will remain as they are and no changes will be made to the running of them. My government and myself are currently drafting legislation to support this." The President explained, photos and notes being furiously taken, several microphones held up to record his every word. "Unfortunately, this agreement means Folmerica will have to lessen aid exponentially. Our spending in the region was financed by the growth of business." He explained, and Connor knew that would hurt Syrixia. The money would still be useful for infrastructure projects, and having it cut removed that bonus. "However, military personnel will remain in Osship. We cannot allow the forces of anarchy to rise once more. Thank you." He ess then hit with a barrage of questions, but faced them willingly.

He'd decided against his previous sentiment of removing troops from Osship, as it would remove a very real Folmerican presence in the region. Having the troops there reminded the Syrixian citizens that the USF would always be there for them, to protect them where their government failed. It had been Folmerican aid workers that had rushed to the site of the nuclear bomb, Folmerican money that had rebuilt their capital and Folmerican industries, corporations and businesses that provided many of them with goods, jobs and services. And a handsome tax to the Folmerican government, furthering the advantages of this arrangement.
 
Naturally, the Syrixian citizens refused to pay the tax to Folmerica. After several legislations strengthening the military, Syrixian forces under the command of General Clovis Von Winstin, now a five star General, proceeded to march into Osship.

"What the HELL do you think you're doing, making our people pay taxes to a foreign nation?! What are these false claims that you built OUR CAPITAL AND PARLIAMENT?! You didn't help nearly as much as you say! This is ridiculous!"
 
Noticing the Dispersis' questions, General Von Winstin says:

"Hell no. We have your situation to cover. But, we say this: other nations have helped and have not issued a tax to the citizens in Osship. Why are you Folmericans so special? You're a nation just like all the other ones, and if anything you got involved in regional affairs after we did. You may keep your troops in Osship, but know that you are not exactly welcome here unless this tax is repealed."

The citizens chant "YEAH!"

Just then, the Syrixian forces lower their weaponry. Gasps are heard.

"We would like a peaceful solution." says the General. "If not, we will be forced to ban all Folmerican-related concepts and items from Syrixia. The nation would not change much without them. However, in this manner, this is why we petition for a peaceful solution. A coexistence of national cultures."

"And I'm afraid Folmerica has no way out of this choice." says the General lowly yet firmly. "Coexistence and peace or forced censorship and tensions? Choose wisely."

The General turns to the Dispersis.

"We invite your government officials to Balamb for a conference on the situation, since we have not had time to deal with it due to the reconstruction in Syrixia and this trivial and ridiculous Folmerican "situation". The Prime Minister awaits you if your government decide to respond. With that said, thank you."

The Syrixian General leaves Osship. Syrixian troops enter the region in spades, in case Folmerica does not move for coexistence.

Meanwhile, Prime Minister Sirus prepares his documents and his outfit for the meeting in Parliament Hall.
 
"This session of Parliament has come to order. Let us discuss the Steinberg/art theft issue." said the Prime Minister. "Now then, in coherence with the new Amiability Act, the Dispersis can speak before we do."

All eyes are on the Dispersi leader, (OOC: INSERT NAME HERE WHEN YOU QUOTE THIS POST AND GET RID OF THIS ENTIRE OOC BIT. I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR LEADER'S NAME. THANKS.)
 
This post is here so Nessuno won't forget to post here.

It's not that he's forgetful. (No offense if you think that's what I'm getting at, Nessuno.)

It's always good to just-in-case.
 
Syrixia:
This post is here so Nessuno won't forget to post here.

It's not that he's forgetful. (No offense if you think that's what I'm getting at, Nessuno.)

It's always good to just-in-case.
Don't worry Syrixia :P
Here is rather late, so i post the answer tomorrow morning.
 
OOC: Okay! And if you're gonna post stuff that is out of character for this RP, put "OOC: [INSERT OUT OF CHARACTER TEXT HERE]"
 
"Thank you gentleman" said Kaspar Hauser, leader of Territorio di Nessuno "days agoo my Secret Service intercepted this call"

The voice of Steinberg rang out in the hall

"After this, began a secret manhunt which is still continuing. At the moment the situation is under control, but if you want send aid we will be happy to accept them."

He paused and resumed " Our dossier contain little information about Steinberg, pheraps you could tell us more about."
 
"Alright." said the Prime Minister.

"Drake Steinberg is my cousin. He believed he was born to rule and the easiest way he could get a ruling position was through an election. He chose Ixelonia, a then colony of Syrixia back in the days of the Empire. However, this was not to last. He has a mental disorder, see, and it got the better of him. He declared independence and started terrorizing Syrixian loyalists across Ixelonia. Thus, the Invasion of Ixelonia began. However, his influence kickstarted my rise to political power, though I later turned on him. But more on that later. The Imperials planned a full on genocide, which did not begin as planned due to a communist revolution. Seeing me as a potential puppet, Steinberg brought me to power. The People's Council discussed what to do while the invasion continued. We agreed in secret to turn on Steinberg. Steinberg heard on a secret bugged microphone, and he had the DU on us lickety split. We had a secret meeting with some member states and later some of those states would help us in Osship. But, anyways, we quickly applied for DU membership, became an observer, and joined the DU within days. Steinberg, angered, declared martial law and proclaimed himself "The God Emperor-Lord of Ixelonia, The Puppet Master of All Creation". The Ixelonians, with our help, had Steinberg promptly overthrown. Then, he went rogue and rounded up an army of anarchists to take revenge. You know the rest."
 
"Indeed." said the Prime Minister.

"I just hope the Yugoslavia-Syrixian Minority situation in the Balkans I told you about secretly isn't orchestrated by him."

(OOC: This meeting in Parliament happened right before the Syrixian Journal bulletin "An Interesting Letter" came out.)

Murmurs echo through Parliament Hall.

"Yugoslavia?"

"Minority?"

"Ethnic cleansing?!"

"Steinberg?"

Later that day, Steinberg is caught on camera by Syrixian intelligence officials working in Ehm, Nessuno.

"Get Mr. Hauser. He's gotta see this one. Why is Steinberg walking around in Serbia? In Europe?"
 
"Our nation had former many puppet states years ago during the Great World War of 30 years" said Kaspar Hauser " Serbia was one of them, and they have a really bad opinion of us. As many other in Europe...and in the World."

"Maybe is pitting them against you, Mr. Hauser." said the Syrixian agent.

"I don't think so, otherwise why blame against Syrixian minority?"
 
"Perhaps the Serbs are being manipulated to crack down on these people. Yugoslavia's values were practically abandoned after the breakup of the country. Normally the Serbs would have different ideals, but instead they upheld the Yugoslav threat. They have to be being manipulated." the Minister of Defense chimes in.
 
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