The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno want you to build an embassy!
Come on, complete the following questions and have fun!
(NOTE: spies are not allowed)
Application:
Official Name of Nation:
Type of Government:
Capital City:
Motto:
Number of Embassy Staff:
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?
Really?
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
Do you want to enter into trade agreements with us?
The Constitutional Monarchy
and
Kingdom of Alunya
4 November 2014
Minister Phileas Fogg,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno
Dear Honorable Minister Fogg:
We the undersigned have chosen Signora Ghallikulvara Raahelamma Elacha Ittyavirah and Signore Antonio Ferrara, distinguished citizens of Alunya, to reside near the Government of Your Excellency, in the capacity of Ambassador of the Constitutional Monarchy of Alunya, and in the capacity of Ambassador of the Kingdom of Alunya, respectively, on alternating days in accordance with the Alunyan Calendar and the Treaty of Pusseldorf from which arise the two states of our singular nation. Each is well informed of the relative interests of our two countries and three governments and of the sincere desire of our Governments to cultivate to the fullest extent the friendship which has so long subsisted between our two countries. Our knowledge of their high characters and abilities gives us entire confidence that they will constantly endeavor to advance the interests and prosperity of all three Governments and so render themselves acceptable to Your Excellency.
We therefore request Your Excellency to receive them favorably and to give full credence to what they shall say on the parts of the Constitutional Monarchy and Kingdom of Alunya, respectively, and to the assurances which we have charged them to convey to you of the best wishes of our Governments for the prosperity of the Territorio di Nessuno.
May God have Your Excellency in wise keeping.
Queen Junia Adele Margherita Teofila Olivotto,
The Constitutional Monarchy of Alunya
King Guglielmo Guiseppe Giorgio Gianpietro Olivotto,
The Kingdom of Alunya
Prime Minister Dottoressa Valeria Petrini,
The Constitutional Monarchy of Alunya
Official Names of Nation: The Constitutional Monarchy and Kingdom of Alunya Types of Government:Constitutional Monarchy on even days, Absolute Monarchy on odd days. Capitol Cities: Liverfool (Constitutional Monarchy), Ronronne (Kingdom) Motto:"Meu Miau Meow" Number of Embassy Staff: 18, for both governments.
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?
Yes, there are no spies in our Embassy Staff.
Really?
Because the Constitutional Monarchy and the Kingdom of Alunya sometimes oppose each other, it is highly uncertain that each government has spies in the embassy to spy on each other. If we do, it is highly unlikely that the spies will find the will, or the time, to spy on anyone else. And if we won't tell ourselves if we are spying on ourselves, it is unlikely that we'll admit to having spies at all. Our spies haven't detected any, at any rate, but whether that is because our spies don't exist, or just aren't very good at spying, is a matter for conjecture. Really.
The Constitutional Monarchy
and
Kingdom of Alunya
4 November 2014
Minister Phileas Fogg,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno
Dear Honorable Minister Fogg:
We the undersigned have chosen Signora Ghallikulvara Raahelamma Elacha Ittyavirah and Signore Antonio Ferrara, distinguished citizens of Alunya, to reside near the Government of Your Excellency, in the capacity of Ambassador of the Constitutional Monarchy of Alunya, and in the capacity of Ambassador of the Kingdom of Alunya, respectively, on alternating days in accordance with the Alunyan Calendar and the Treaty of Pusseldorf from which arise the two states of our singular nation. Each is well informed of the relative interests of our two countries and three governments and of the sincere desire of our Governments to cultivate to the fullest extent the friendship which has so long subsisted between our two countries. Our knowledge of their high characters and abilities gives us entire confidence that they will constantly endeavor to advance the interests and prosperity of all three Governments and so render themselves acceptable to Your Excellency.
We therefore request Your Excellency to receive them favorably and to give full credence to what they shall say on the parts of the Constitutional Monarchy and Kingdom of Alunya, respectively, and to the assurances which we have charged them to convey to you of the best wishes of our Governments for the prosperity of the Territorio di Nessuno.
May God have Your Excellency in wise keeping.
Queen Junia Adele Margherita Teofila Olivotto,
The Constitutional Monarchy of Alunya
King Guglielmo Guiseppe Giorgio Gianpietro Olivotto,
The Kingdom of Alunya
Prime Minister Dottoressa Valeria Petrini,
The Constitutional Monarchy of Alunya
Official Names of Nation: The Constitutional Monarchy and Kingdom of Alunya Types of Government:Constitutional Monarchy on even days, Absolute Monarchy on odd days. Capitol Cities: Liverfool (Constitutional Monarchy), Ronronne (Kingdom) Motto:"Meu Miau Meow" Number of Embassy Staff: 18, for both governments.
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?
Yes, there are no spies in our Embassy Staff.
Really?
Because the Constitutional Monarchy and the Kingdom of Alunya sometimes oppose each other, it is highly uncertain that each government has spies in the embassy to spy on each other. If we do, it is highly unlikely that the spies will find the will, or the time, to spy on anyone else. And if we won't tell ourselves if we are spying on ourselves, it is unlikely that we'll admit to having spies at all. Our spies haven't detected any, at any rate, but whether that is because our spies don't exist, or just aren't very good at spying, is a matter for conjecture. Really.
Accepted, and thank you Alunya for your honestly, we keep an eye on you I forgott one question, do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
Official Name of Nation: The Constitutional Monarchy of Nasania
Type of Government: Constitutional Monarchy under Martial Law
Capital City: Kitoshi
Motto: Sovereignty, Unity, Empire
Number of Embasy Staff: 25
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? None
Really?
No, we have no spies in our staff.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Sure
Official Name of Nation: The Constitutional Monarchy of Nasania
Type of Government: Constitutional Monarchy under Martial Law
Capital City: Kitoshi
Motto: Sovereignty, Unity, Empire
Number of Embasy Staff: 25
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? None
Really?
No, we have no spies in our staff.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Sure
Official Name of Nation: The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Plembobria
Type of Government: Parliamentry Constitutional Monarchy
Capital City: Rethel
Motto: Memento Mori
Number of Embasy Staff: 21
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? Maybe.
Really? If we told you, you'd know.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Haha! I've got one.
As per your request, Kialga wishes to establish an embassy within Nessuno. Attached, you will find the completed Kialgan application. We hope to hear from you again.
Official Name of Nation: The Holy Orange Commonwealth of Kialga-Lourti Type of Government: Federal Republic Capital City: Nigh Citta, Sagittarius, Kialga-Lourti Motto:Mother Nature v Capitalism Number of Embasy Staff: 8
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?
Well of course. What good embassy staff is without spies?
Really?
As I stated above, a good embassy staff always has spies.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
One has already been established.
As per your request, Kialga wishes to establish an embassy within Nessuno. Attached, you will find the completed Kialgan application. We hope to hear from you again.
Official Name of Nation: The Holy Orange Commonwealth of Kialga-Lourti Type of Government: Federal Republic Capital City: Nigh Citta, Sagittarius, Kialga-Lourti Motto:Mother Nature v Capitalism Number of Embasy Staff: 8
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?
Well of course. What good embassy staff is without spies?
Really?
As I stated above, a good embassy staff always has spies.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
One has already been established.
Official Name of Nation: Empire of Narnia
Type of Government: Totalitarian Theocracy
Capital City: Ottawa
Motto: For Honor, For Glory, For Aslan!
Number of Embasy Staff: 10
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? Maybe.....
Really? Maybe yes, maybe no.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? You have already established an embassy with us.
Official Name of Nation: Empire of Narnia
Type of Government: Totalitarian Theocracy
Capital City: Ottawa
Motto: For Honor, For Glory, For Aslan!
Number of Embasy Staff: 10
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? Maybe.....
Really? Maybe yes, maybe no.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? You have already established an embassy with us.
Official Name of Nation: The Kingdom of McMasterdonia
Type of Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Capital City: Intelligentsia
Motto: You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide
Number of Embasy Staff: 7
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? Certainly not!
Really? Yes?
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
Yes - I approved your application just before.
Official Name of Nation: The Kingdom of McMasterdonia
Type of Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Capital City: Intelligentsia
Motto: You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide
Number of Embasy Staff: 7
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? Certainly not!
Really? Yes?
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
Yes - I approved your application just before.
The Most Serene Republic of Kalti wishes to build an embassy in your nation. Per your request we have filled out the requisite application.
Official Name of Nation: The Most Serene Republic of Kalti Type of Government: Republic Capital City: City of Songs Motto: Every Possibility Begins With The Courage To Imagine Number of Embassy Staff: 20 Consul: Josiah
Questions: None at the moment.
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? None that I'm aware of...
Really? Oh... well, there is Ardal 55 but they have nothing to do with the Guardians of the State or any other members of the staff. They will only be utilized in the event of a war or serious diplomatic crisis.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes, application was already filed and accepted
Signed,
Minister Laux, Kaltian Department of the State
I wouldn't worry too much about Ardal 55. Unless you cause some major international incident then they have no reason to be involved in poking about your nation.
I wouldn't worry too much about Ardal 55. Unless you cause some major international incident then they have no reason to be involved in poking about your nation.
Official Name of Nation:The Viking Empire of Norway XXVIII
Type of Government:Viking Empire
Capital City:Christiania
Motto:Nam iustitia et libertas
Number of Embasy Staff:8
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?There are none.
Really?
Norway XXVII doesn't belive in spies and spying.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?sure.
Official Name of Nation:The Viking Empire of Norway XXVIII
Type of Government:Viking Empire
Capital City:Christiania
Motto:Nam iustitia et libertas
Number of Embasy Staff:8
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?There are none.
Really?
Norway XXVII doesn't belive in spies and spying.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?sure.
Official Name of Nation: The United States of New Sekai.
Type of Government: Dictatorship.
Capital City: Shuto.
Motto: "We dare to defend our world"
Number of Embasy Staff: 10 Armed Soilders, 15 Security Guards, 30 General Staffs and 20 Diplomats.
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?: No.
Really? No.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes.
Official Name of Nation: The United States of New Sekai.
Type of Government: Dictatorship.
Capital City: Shuto.
Motto: "We dare to defend our world"
Number of Embasy Staff: 10 Armed Soilders, 15 Security Guards, 30 General Staffs and 20 Diplomats.
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?: No.
Really? No.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes.
Official Name of Nation: The United States of New Sekai.
Type of Government: Dictatorship.
Capital City: Shuto.
Motto: "We dare to defend our world"
Number of Embasy Staff: 10 Armed Soilders, 15 Security Guards, 30 General Staffs and 20 Diplomats.
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?: No.
Really? No.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes.
Official Name of Nation: The United States of New Sekai.
Type of Government: Dictatorship.
Capital City: Shuto.
Motto: "We dare to defend our world"
Number of Embasy Staff: 10 Armed Soilders, 15 Security Guards, 30 General Staffs and 20 Diplomats.
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?: No.
Really? No.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes.
Official Name of Nation: The Dominion of Malma
Type of Government: Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Capital City: Neming
Motto: The Frog is with us
Number of Embassy Staff: 11 General Staff, 8 Security
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? no
Really? Yes
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? I approved your application.
Official Name of Nation: The Dominion of Malma
Type of Government: Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Capital City: Neming
Motto: The Frog is with us
Number of Embassy Staff: 11 General Staff, 8 Security
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? no
Really? Yes
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? I approved your application.
A message to the nation of Territorio di Nessuno :
Official Name of Nation: The Kingdom of David_l_l_l_l (David Land for short)
Type of Government: Constitutional Parliamentary Monarchy
Capital City: Ale City
Motto: A Land, A People, A Nation
Number of Embasy Staff: 26
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? No
Really? Of course, our spies have better things to do than idling in our embassies!
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Already Contains one.
~~signed:
~Lance Brumsfeld, Minister of Foreign Affairs
A message to the nation of Territorio di Nessuno :
Official Name of Nation: The Kingdom of David_l_l_l_l (David Land for short)
Type of Government: Constitutional Parliamentary Monarchy
Capital City: Ale City
Motto: A Land, A People, A Nation
Number of Embasy Staff: 26
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? No
Really? Of course, our spies have better things to do than idling in our embassies!
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Already Contains one.
~~signed:
~Lance Brumsfeld, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Official Name of Nation: The Allied States of Darcania
Type of Government: Federal Presidential Sociocracy
Capital City: Klarliert
Motto: "Zeit ohne Ende"
Number of Embasy Staff: 11
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? No
Really? Ambassadors send back only publicly available information, their own official proceedings, and the results of those official proceedings.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Nessuno has already applied.
Official Name of Nation: The Kingdom of Tronkandal
Type of Government: Constitutional monarchy
Capital City: Bellingstad
Motto: Pacta sunt servanda
Number of Embasy Staff: 43
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? No, but we do have a military attachè, with the task of securing Tronkandals military interests abroad
Really? Yes
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes
Official Name of Nation: The Allied States of Darcania
Type of Government: Federal Presidential Sociocracy
Capital City: Klarliert
Motto: "Zeit ohne Ende"
Number of Embasy Staff: 11
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? No
Really? Ambassadors send back only publicly available information, their own official proceedings, and the results of those official proceedings.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Nessuno has already applied.
Official Name of Nation: The Kingdom of Tronkandal
Type of Government: Constitutional monarchy
Capital City: Bellingstad
Motto: Pacta sunt servanda
Number of Embasy Staff: 43
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? No, but we do have a military attachè, with the task of securing Tronkandals military interests abroad
Really? Yes
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes
As your application did not ask for the name of the ambassador we are sending, we did not provide it. However, we decided it would be in both of our best interests to inform you that the ambassador's name is Marcella Hyland.
Minister Phileas Fogg,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno
I, Mochthos Munchin, Magister of The Federation of Coldera Ministry of Foreign Affairs, on behalf of the people thereof, and by which all powers of the our republic derive, and by direct command of The High Chancellor Alkylr Nol'Zil, humbly pen this letter of appreciation. Our nation, having been recently established and accepted within The Pacific North, in anticipation, and with great hope, presents the attached documentation as an official request concerning establishing an embassy within your sovereign borders as a token and memorial of what will become our mutual endeavor to cultivate a lasting partnership, in addition to a public and positive display of diplomacy.
The High Chancellor and I are working diligently to produce a similar resolution that will allow for the construction of foreign embassy's within our growing nation. In addition to our application, we humbly request whatever assistance your government will permit in this endeavor.
Leave None To Suffer,
Mochthos Munchin
The Federation of Coldera
Magister of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
As your application did not ask for the name of the ambassador we are sending, we did not provide it. However, we decided it would be in both of our best interests to inform you that the ambassador's name is Marcella Hyland.
Minister Phileas Fogg,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno
I, Mochthos Munchin, Magister of The Federation of Coldera Ministry of Foreign Affairs, on behalf of the people thereof, and by which all powers of the our republic derive, and by direct command of The High Chancellor Alkylr Nol'Zil, humbly pen this letter of appreciation. Our nation, having been recently established and accepted within The Pacific North, in anticipation, and with great hope, presents the attached documentation as an official request concerning establishing an embassy within your sovereign borders as a token and memorial of what will become our mutual endeavor to cultivate a lasting partnership, in addition to a public and positive display of diplomacy.
The High Chancellor and I are working diligently to produce a similar resolution that will allow for the construction of foreign embassy's within our growing nation. In addition to our application, we humbly request whatever assistance your government will permit in this endeavor.
Leave None To Suffer,
Mochthos Munchin
The Federation of Coldera
Magister of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Official Name of Nation: Empire of Funkadelia
Type of Government: Absolute Monarchy
Capital City: Amhrat
Motto: N/A
Number of Embasy Staff: The usual number (?)
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?
Really?
That's a strange question, but no.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
We would be open to it, but of course that would be the prerogative of Nessuno.
Official Name of Nation: Empire of Funkadelia
Type of Government: Absolute Monarchy
Capital City: Amhrat
Motto: N/A
Number of Embasy Staff: The usual number (?)
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff?
Really?
That's a strange question, but no.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
We would be open to it, but of course that would be the prerogative of Nessuno.
Official Name of Nation: The Allied States of Bustos
Type of Government: Megacorporation
Capital City: Twenty-One
Motto: "Give Me Liberty, Or Give Me Death"
Number of Embasy Staff: 50, Including the Ambassdor, his family, diplomatic staff, security, and service staff.
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? No.
Really? Well, depends on how technical you want to be. A member of the diplomatic staff is an intelligence officer. The role serves as a consultant to the Ambassador to counsel him in Nessuno cultural understanding with customs and values.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes, our application is a result of your application. We look forward to increasing relations between our nations.
Official Name of Nation: The Allied States of Bustos
Type of Government: Megacorporation
Capital City: Twenty-One
Motto: "Give Me Liberty, Or Give Me Death"
Number of Embasy Staff: 50, Including the Ambassdor, his family, diplomatic staff, security, and service staff.
Questions:
There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? No.
Really? Well, depends on how technical you want to be. A member of the diplomatic staff is an intelligence officer. The role serves as a consultant to the Ambassador to counsel him in Nessuno cultural understanding with customs and values.
Do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation? Yes, our application is a result of your application. We look forward to increasing relations between our nations.
I forgott one question, do you want a Territorio di Nessuno Embassy in your Nation?
