Romanoffia
Garde à l'eau!
Proposal (because it is what you really want!):
C'mon. Vote for it. Support it. Eat Gefilte Fish - it's the new cheese!
Make Flemingovia God and Dictator Act
1. The Constitution and Laws of The North Pacific are hereby SUSPENDED FOREVER.
2. Flemingovia is now GOD and Dictator.
3. Anyone who does not support and vote for this bill will be summarily forced to listen to every Donny and Marie album ever made, summarily piddled on by the Flemingovia God and sent to Detroit. (OH, NO! NOT DETROIT!!).
4. Thus Spake The Flemingovia God and anyone who disagrees will be defenstrated into a pit of screaming Democratic Donkeys and kicked until they submit or get turned into bloody, lifeless Gefilte Fish. Oi!
C'mon. Vote for it. Support it. Eat Gefilte Fish - it's the new cheese!