Yes, I meant "winkers". the current justices compulsively close one eye all the time. they cannot stop. It is most disconcerting, especially in public.
Vote for me for justice. It is time for a change.
For too long we have elected as justices without an original thought in what they laughably describe as "brains."
Incapable of original thought, the stare at any question put to them for a long time, then think to themselves, "dis make me brain hurt. Can't tink about dis. Wot constit... consy... constiti.... laws tell me do?"
Then they post their reply, often flying in the face of the sensible or common sense answer. But they do not consider that they are elected to think. they consider that they are elected to do what the rules tell them to do.
Screw that. Enough knuckle-draggers in the court. Let's do something radical. Elect someone with intellect for a change.
Me.
Here is what I will do as justice.
1. I will never once look at the constaytooshun, bill of rights or any other weighty tome that has told my predecessors what to do. Screw that. who needs a sodding rule book to tell them how to think? You don't, and neither do I.
2. I will listen to arguments, then tell you what is right. The retards won't like that, but sod them. They have pissed on the region long enough.
4. I will use the word "loins" in every ruling I make, just to please GBM. She loves the word.
6. I will not number consecutively. Let your minds be free, people. Consecutive numbers is just a convention.
7. I will insert that bloody comma into the constitution if it is the last thing I do.
6. See what a problem consecutive numbering can get you into? This is consecutive numbering, and now I am caught in a loop.
7. Look, I suggest you stop reading now. I am not sure how to get past this 6-7-6-7-6-7 thing.
8. Done it.
ADMIN NOTE: thread edited to remove inflammatory remarks.
Vote for me for justice. It is time for a change.
For too long we have elected as justices without an original thought in what they laughably describe as "brains."
Incapable of original thought, the stare at any question put to them for a long time, then think to themselves, "dis make me brain hurt. Can't tink about dis. Wot constit... consy... constiti.... laws tell me do?"
Then they post their reply, often flying in the face of the sensible or common sense answer. But they do not consider that they are elected to think. they consider that they are elected to do what the rules tell them to do.
Screw that. Enough knuckle-draggers in the court. Let's do something radical. Elect someone with intellect for a change.
Me.
Here is what I will do as justice.
1. I will never once look at the constaytooshun, bill of rights or any other weighty tome that has told my predecessors what to do. Screw that. who needs a sodding rule book to tell them how to think? You don't, and neither do I.
2. I will listen to arguments, then tell you what is right. The retards won't like that, but sod them. They have pissed on the region long enough.
4. I will use the word "loins" in every ruling I make, just to please GBM. She loves the word.
6. I will not number consecutively. Let your minds be free, people. Consecutive numbers is just a convention.
7. I will insert that bloody comma into the constitution if it is the last thing I do.
6. See what a problem consecutive numbering can get you into? This is consecutive numbering, and now I am caught in a loop.
7. Look, I suggest you stop reading now. I am not sure how to get past this 6-7-6-7-6-7 thing.
8. Done it.
ADMIN NOTE: thread edited to remove inflammatory remarks.
