Dear all,
I am very, very sorry but you cannot vote for me for Supreme Divine Ruler this election.
You see the trouble is, you are just too thick to vote right. You are like the electorate of Egypt. If you are given a free choice, there is always the chance that you will not vote the way you are supposed to - and that would never do.
So until you grow up and learn to vote the way you ought to, you cannot be trusted with something as important as a free choice.
This time, you get the choice of the same old same old. Maybe when you are grown up you can be allowed a proper choice, if you are good.
I am very, very sorry but you cannot vote for me for Supreme Divine Ruler this election.
You see the trouble is, you are just too thick to vote right. You are like the electorate of Egypt. If you are given a free choice, there is always the chance that you will not vote the way you are supposed to - and that would never do.
So until you grow up and learn to vote the way you ought to, you cannot be trusted with something as important as a free choice.
This time, you get the choice of the same old same old. Maybe when you are grown up you can be allowed a proper choice, if you are good.
