The UDL Times is hiring

[King Durk the Awesome]

Hit me up if you want to write for the UDL's largest independent newspaper.

 

[Former English Colony]

I'm assuming you've come up with some stupid acronym just so you can say you're writing for the UDL everyone knows?

 

[Belschaft]

If he hasn't I'll be grossly disappointed.

 

[Scarpanto]

I'd like to apply. My previous experience includes: Tabloid Tribune (The Pacific)

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Oh me too! Here is a writing sample:

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I await word.

 

[Milograd]

I am also interested.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

Milograd and Karpathos are accepted. DD too i guess.

Now, start writing articles on behalf of the UDL that make the UDL look bad. Be creative! Gogogo.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

I'm assuming you've come up with some stupid acronym just so you can say you're writing for the UDL everyone knows?

Nah, it's a UDL paper, just not sanctioned by the UDL government. Kind of like how the NY Times is not sanctioned by the city or state government of New York. We speak truth to power - power in this case being the UDL government.

 

[Romanoffia]

They read in the UDL?

 

[St George]

I'd suggest Durk rename this newspaper, someone might end up filing fraud charges

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Milograd and Karpathos are accepted. DD too i guess.

Now, start writing articles on behalf of the UDL that make the UDL look bad. Be creative! Gogogo.

Oops!

 

[Scarpanto]

Milograd and Karpathos are accepted. DD too i guess.

Now, start writing articles on behalf of the UDL that make the UDL look bad. Be creative! Gogogo.

I think they do a good enough job of that on their own