Bhang Bhang Duc
TNPer
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January, 2013
From the TWP Foreign Affairs Desk
http://twp.nosync.org
World Assembly Delegate:
Yy4u
The Guardians of The West Pacific:
Wickedly evil people - Darkesia ¡V ROLHEATH- Bhang Bhang Duc
Punk Reloaded - All Good People
ƒÞ New ForumJanuary, 2013
From the TWP Foreign Affairs Desk
http://twp.nosync.org
World Assembly Delegate:
Yy4u
The Guardians of The West Pacific:
Wickedly evil people - Darkesia ¡V ROLHEATH- Bhang Bhang Duc
Punk Reloaded - All Good People
In case you haven¡¦t heard, The West Pacific has archived it¡¦s forum of six years in favour of starting anew. It¡¦s the same address with a fresh install of forum software. Stop by, register and have a drink in The Clubhouse. We¡¦d be glad to see you visit with us.
http://twp.nosync.org
ƒÞ The West Pacific Armed Forces on The March
The newly revived and renamed WPAF! (The West Pacific Armed Forces) are now accepting applications for soldiers and field commanders. Experienced and Inexperienced are both welcome. In recent weeks, WPAF! Deployed in a number of missions around NationStates, and have worked closely with our allies in Equilism. A new Era in TWP military history has begun!
ƒÞ Summit in The Pacific
The West Pacific is honored to be represented at the Anti-Nazi Summit of the GCR's. It is our hope that Unity among our Feeder and Sinker cousins will ensure that there is no doubt of our resolve to address the Nazi problem. We do not tolerate disrespect for the GCR player communities, and abhor the determination to purposefully annoy other players while spreading an ideology of hate.
"Once again, racists are finding new ways to exploit technology to spread their message of white supremacy, anti-Semitism and hate to a mass audience," said Abraham H. Foxman, ADL National Director. " It's a disgusting, sick perversion of the original games...."
ƒÞ Turmoil in the NationStates Republic
Activity has threatened to breath new life into the NationStates Republic, of which The West Pacific is a Founding member. As often happens, inactivity at the top of the organization resulted in a conflict of leadership and purpose.
Founder and Vice President Punk Daddy with the assistance of NSR Admin and House of Lords member Tweedy removed President People United Together from office for inactivity. Opinions from around the Alliance ranged from full support of PD's actions, to concerns that it was an unconstitutional coup. People United Together explained that RL matters had taken up his time, and provided evidence that accusations of 'forum destruction' were a matter of misunderstanding.
Voting was opened for the House of Lords to determine whether to restore PUT to the Presidency, or reboot the allinace as Punk Daddy proposed. With a mear total 4 votes cast, the House of Lords restored PUT to the Presidency.
It is the hope of The West Pacific, that this will present a new opportunity for the NSR members to ensure they are actively represented as new elections are due in about one month.
ƒÞ SCANDAL! The West Pacific Ministry of Prophetic Events fails
Is your NationStates life constantly interrupted by that problem known as RL ? Well, we would like to apologize to those that were trusting in the November report of The West Pacific Ministry of Prophetic Events. The Ministry had announced that the true event of December 21, 2012 was that RL would come to an end, as the NS world replaces it. Unfortunately, reports of the continued existance of RL have been plentiful since the 'end of the world' came and went.
We hope that RL will treat you all gently in 2013.
ƒÞ Report from The West Pacific Guardians.
Reprinted and embellished with permission of WTF news....
The Guardians of The West Pacific have been seen taking various hangover remedies to recover from the long holiday season. Delegate Yy4u got himself dehydrated and had to be rehydrated. Fortunately, he's recovered nicely and bites every nazi that polutes our RMB. Former Delegate Punk Reloaded (aka Punk Daddy) was seen in a post-holiday hangover rage, as he grabbed TWP Mayor Tweedy by the graphics and demanded, "More! We need more activity NOW!"
Meanwhile, former Delegate Enlightened Defenders (aka Mr. ED) returned from his walkabout, blaming a 'hard drive' for his absence. Likely story. Horses don't have hard drives installed in them. Might as well claim that the dog ate your homework.
Also, an alert to our freinds that maintain Embassies with us...... former Delegate ROLHEATH was again spotted raiding the liquor cabinet of one of the local embassies. Guard those liquor cabinets, or face the consequences !
And finally, former Delegate Darkesia was busy celebrating National Chocolate Day. Fresh chocolate cupcakes for everyone.
