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Delegate Withholds Council Results
by IroBert DeNIro, TNP Syndicated Press
MAGICALITY CITY- Crowds waiting outside the Tabulation Hall are in an uproar as representatives of the Office of the Delegate have just announced that the Delegate refuses to release results of the recent elections for Executive Council.
"The Delegate has expressed opinion that [the region] would be better off without an Executive Council they had shown confidence in," said government spokesman Elevator McMan in a press conference.
Angry TNPers call for "unreasonable demands" in releasing results, says government
Vice Delegate Blue Wolf elaborated in a special interview outside his private estate. "It's a very simple strategy, really," he commented. "If you have a Council that has methodically explained to the public its plans and goals for the term and has been examined by the voters, you have a pretty accurate sketch of what will happen in the next few months, and if the voters like what they've seen and put their faith in the right people, you know the approval will be pretty high for most people.
"If, however, you have an unelected, random assortment of people that the citizens are unconfident with and may even dislike as a whole, you know you're going to have an ideal democratic term, with the people of the region and the Regional Assembly extending their voice a lot more, giving their opinion, good or bad, and saying what needs to be said to get the government on track."
"The government needs to know that it can trust the people to run the government," he summarized, winking at the Completely Independent Trustworthy News Channel's cameraman.
The Delegate was not available for comment, but rumor is that his new cabinet may include a random assortment of friends, political allies, clinically-proven sane individuals, and members of the Progressive Party.
Our reporters caught Minister Kingborough Edwick-Stark in the halls of the Regional Assembly while he was talking on the phone.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be put back in," he said, covering up the microphone for a moment. He resumed talking, oblivious to the press stampede around him.
When asked who he was talking to so interestedly, Minister Edwick-Stark declined to comment.
by IroBert DeNIro, TNP Syndicated Press
MAGICALITY CITY- Crowds waiting outside the Tabulation Hall are in an uproar as representatives of the Office of the Delegate have just announced that the Delegate refuses to release results of the recent elections for Executive Council.
"The Delegate has expressed opinion that [the region] would be better off without an Executive Council they had shown confidence in," said government spokesman Elevator McMan in a press conference.
Angry TNPers call for "unreasonable demands" in releasing results, says government
Vice Delegate Blue Wolf elaborated in a special interview outside his private estate. "It's a very simple strategy, really," he commented. "If you have a Council that has methodically explained to the public its plans and goals for the term and has been examined by the voters, you have a pretty accurate sketch of what will happen in the next few months, and if the voters like what they've seen and put their faith in the right people, you know the approval will be pretty high for most people.
"If, however, you have an unelected, random assortment of people that the citizens are unconfident with and may even dislike as a whole, you know you're going to have an ideal democratic term, with the people of the region and the Regional Assembly extending their voice a lot more, giving their opinion, good or bad, and saying what needs to be said to get the government on track."
"The government needs to know that it can trust the people to run the government," he summarized, winking at the Completely Independent Trustworthy News Channel's cameraman.
The Delegate was not available for comment, but rumor is that his new cabinet may include a random assortment of friends, political allies, clinically-proven sane individuals, and members of the Progressive Party.
Our reporters caught Minister Kingborough Edwick-Stark in the halls of the Regional Assembly while he was talking on the phone.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be put back in," he said, covering up the microphone for a moment. He resumed talking, oblivious to the press stampede around him.
When asked who he was talking to so interestedly, Minister Edwick-Stark declined to comment.