Fiqh Court Hearing

Chasmanthe:
The one and only Flemingovia, I seek your divine judgement on my matter of being a fuckwit.
Judgement:
The Fiqh court rules that you are not entirely to blame for the fact that you are a fuckwit. Many people have contributed to this result, including the many people who have known for years that you are a fuckwit but have not pointed it out to you.

Therefore no penance is demanded of you. But you are encouraged to seek the path of Spiritual Enlightenment. Maybe in time you will cease to be a fuckwit and come to be simply a fucktard. Higher than that you ought not to aim.
 
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