Flemingovia for speaker

Flemingovia

Flemingovia

TNPer
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Of all the jobs in TNP
That of Speaker may be worst.
So I will lighten up the mood
By campaigning for the job in verse.

I have been in the RA since almost day 1
I don't think I have ever failed to vote.
I know all the rules, as really I should
Since a fair few of them I helped wrote. (sorry)

I think Kingsborough was one of the best
I was sorry to see him resign
I was proud that he stood up for the speaker's right
However much the fucktards did whine.

I believe in free speech in the Debating thread,
In the vote thread your ass is mine.
"aye" "Nay" or "abstain" are all you can say.
Don't like it? Then fucking resign.

You can whine all you want, you can take me to court.
Recall votes? I've nothing to fear.
But voting in purple, or puce or in green
You vote will fast disappear.

So with Flemingovia you know just what you will get.
Efficient, tough but fair
If you want things done right then vote for me.
If you want to piss about then beware.
 
with the support of Gaspo behind me
What can possibly now go wrong?
I hope my support will gather momentum
And carry my candidacy along.
 
I lack your clear gift for verse
I often come across rather terse
I feel a great joy
Like a giddy little boy
To vote Flem, for better or worse!
 
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