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Kingborough

Kingborough

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"What do you think your Clucking Majesty? Those duckling disposing scum over in Mcmasterdonia deserve a good beating!" Prime Minister Leghorn inquired of the queen, as they sat pecking at some fresh sunflower seeds in the royal dining coop.

The queen mumbled to herself for a moment, before deciding upon an action. "Sure, lets beat them up. Those ducklings never did anything wrong to them, beyond kill their royal family, which is perfectly excusable as ducklings are just soooooo cute they can't do wrong." She would have smirked, except she was a chicken so she just clucked and looked happy - somehow, we aren't sure how she managed that either as she was still a chicken.

A WAR TO RESTORE THE RIGHTFUL RULE OF OUR DUCKLING BRETHREN!
To: The Imperatoris Tyrannis of McMasterdonia
From: The United Chook Kingdom of Kingborough II

Dear Most Horrid Duckling Killing and Maiming and Torturing and Other Horrid Infliction Inflicting Ruler of McMasterdonia,

The United Chook Kingdom of Kingborough II has decided, as dictated by the Parliament of the Feathers and Her Royal Clucking Majesty the Chook Queen of All, that the unjust overthrow of the Crazy Duckling Oligarchy is an action that warrants a declaration of war, in order to restore the feathered rule of Mcmasterdonia by our duckling brethren.

We hope you will now surrender, or else the United Chook Kingdom will be forced to take action to install a Duckling government within Mcmasterdonia once more.

Thanks and Salutations,
Chook Queen of All Henny Penny the Seventh.​
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"Your majesty! Your Majesty!" shouted Jasper as he rounded the corner, stumbling slightly up the stairs as he pursued the Emperor
"What is it Jasper? Protesters inside the castle walls?"
"No, your majesty, a letter from The United Chook Kingdom of Kingborough II"
Louis took the letter, reading it carefully, a stern look upon his face.

"The unjust overthrow of the Crazy Duckling Oligarchy what is this madness. Lord Quack murdered my father, and they suggest that restoring human rule to Mcmasterdonia is unjust"
"Your majesty there are reports that the government of Kingborough II had been providing financial aid to the Ducklicans when they first took control of the government... in fact there is a demonstration today in Quackfalgar square.."
"A what? You have got to be joking. Send the Imperial Guard. Start with the ringleaders, continue as necessary until the demonstration is at an end, we cannot allow this to get out of hand. I will send a message to that stupid chook in Kingborough II immediately."

RE: A WAR TO RESTORE THE RIGHTFUL RULE OF OUR DUCKLING BRETHREN!
To The United Chook Kingdom of Kingborough II
From The Imperatoris Tyrannis of McMasterdonia

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Dear Chook Queen of All Henny Penny the Seventh of the United Chook Kingdom of Kingborough II

The Imperatoris Tyrannis of McMasterdonia does not recognise or accept the claims made by your government that the return to civilian rule in Mcmasterdonia was in anyway unjust or an action that warrants a declaration of war.

The reign of terror instituted by the Ducklican forces has come to an end with the execution of Lord Quack and the return of the capital to civilian rule. We consider this to be an internal matter that does not seek nor require the involvement of foreign nations. Especially those that were directly involved in providing financial aid to the Duckling Oligarchy that resulted in the murder of our former sovereigns and the genocide of many civilians.

In response to your request we will be ordering the imprisonment or execution of all Ducklings in Mcmasterdonia. It is clear that they would do the same to us if the opportunity was provided. Futhermore it is the belief of the government that if we do not implement such measures with immediate effect, your government will simply continue to sponsor internal state terrorism, something that we cannot allow.

We do not surrender. The Imperatoris Tyrannis of McMasterdonia does not surrender and will not surrender. If war is what the Chook Queen of All Henny Penny wants, war she shall have.

Hoping you are well,

His Serene Imperial Majesty, Emperor Louis I​
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0234 Hours
The War Room, Freedom Building
Scandigrad City, Scandigrad

The various heads of the military and intelligence branches of Scandigrad sat in the dark room, all hovering around a projector. They had been up for most of the night, trying to make sense of the latest intelligence coming into the War Room. It was fairly obvious to all that the situation had reached it's flashpoint. the next step was planning the presentation to the Prime Minister, and the rest of the cabinet. How did this situation affect Scandigrad? Did it require a justified military action? The current prime minister would only approve it if he felt the reason was justified. The generals and the chiefs felt they had their answers.

"All right, let's wake the Prime Minister"

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The meeting was swift, as the prime minister was brought up to speed on the situation. Questions were asked with swift answers. Since Scandigrad was an island nation, one that was rather rocky, it is reliant on food from overseas. Most of the suppliers lied within the North Pacific Sea, including Mcmasterdonia. A naval conflict in the region would severely jeopardize Scandigradian trade interests and food security. Gregory Mitchell discussed the options he had in front of him with the chiefs and his cabinet, and arrived at a decision. Following the decision, all the members were sent on their way to preform the tasks at hand.

Scandigrad was under threat.
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A letter to the The United Chook Kingdom of Kingborough II
From the Commonwealth of Scandigrad

It has come to the attention of the Scandigradian government that hostilities are imminent between your nation, and the Kingdom of Mcmasterdonia. The Commonwealth firmly condemns the actions surrounding this conflict, including the escalation of hostilities, and the failure to utilize diplomatic negotiations by your nation.

As a result, the Commonwealth hear by declares an exclusion zone as defined by the attached map. This exclusion zone forbids the entry of all vessels and aircraft utilizing the Kingborough flag. Any Kingborough aircraft or vessel violating this exclusion zone will be declared as hostile, and will be treated as such.

I, for one, hope a peaceful solution can be found in your conflict.

Signed,

Gregory Mitchell
Prime Minister of Scandigrad

The exclusion zone:

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To: Scandigrad
From: An Annoyed Chook Queen

We would like to ask how you expect us to invade Mcmasterdonia now, what with you blocking our way and all? It's quite annoying that a country like you would claim to be neutral and demand an exclusion zone, at the cost of duckling lives. Surely no civilized country can see innocent ducklings slaughtered without wanting to do something?

We therefore demand you let us through or else we will have to do something about you. We can't let you sit in our way, while Mcmasterdonia's royal family murders cute ducklings world wide.

Regards,
The Chook Queen Henny Penny the Seventh.
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Henny Penny VII muttered, and set to writing another letter.

To: The Duckling Killing Monsters
From: The Saviour of Ducklingkind

Very well, you have made your choice and by your actions I can know that you are an evil, evil government. Consider this a formal declaration of war upon Mcmasterdonia.

Regards,
Henny Penny the Seventh.
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The response from Kingborough came as no surprise to anyone in the foreign affairs department. The response was quickly brought to the Prime Minister, who wasted no time writing a response.

Diplomatic Cabel:
To: Her Royal Majesty Henny Penny VII
From: Prime Minister Gregory Mitchell
SUBJ: Exclusion Zone
Encr: FORCA

And I cannot sit back and watch Scandigrad starve while the security of the shipping lanes is threatened.

I would like to reinforce that should any Kingborough vessel or aircraft violate the exclusion zone, they will be declared hostile and treated accordingly.

Signed,
Gregory Mitchell
Office of the Prime Minister
Scandigrad City, Scandigrad
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Meanwhile, across Scandigrad, pilots were being called in off liberty and being put onto alert. Aircraft were being fitted for anti ship warfare, and air to air combat. In ports across the nation, sailors were coming back to their vessels being freshly outfitted with the latest technology and anti ship weapons. Subs returned from exercises and switched out their training rounds for live ones. The Early Warning stations and Intigrated Air Defense Network were manned and on alert 24/7, keeping an eye out for anything trying to sneak past the blockade.

Along the outlying Scandigrad isles, land based anti ship missile launchers were brought out of storage and brought online. Scandigrad could only be described as a fortress.
 
Official Press Release:
From the Desk of the Prime Minister,

It has come to our attention that conflict has broken out between the kingdoms of Mcmasterdonia and Kingborough. This conflict has arose over unverified civil rights violations.

Due to the location geography of the region, it is the opinion of the Ministry of Defense that any conflict would likely threaten Scandigradian shipping and waters.

In response, the Commonwealth has declared an exclusion zone surrounding Scandigrad in order to protect our territory and shipping interests. Ships and aircraft under the flag or ownership of the Kingdom of Kingborough may not enter this exclusion zone, and will therefore be declared hostile should they violate it.

In addition, this exclusion zone has been extended to include any nation aiding the kingdom of Kingborough, specifically Jeikeu.

This exclusion zone is purely in the interest of defending the Commonwealth of Scandigrad, and securing our trade. Neutral merchant vessels are free to pass as they please, but must supply a crew manifesto and declaration before passing through the exclusion zone. In addition, they must declare themselves to the nearest Scandigradian warship when 20 nautical miles from the exclusion zone.

Questions can be sent to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs office in Scandigrad City.

-Greg Mitchell
Prime Minister of Scandigrad
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------------OFFICIAL PARLIAMENTARY DIPLOMATIC CABLE-------------
FROM: Prime Minister Goh Bok Choy
TO: Scandigradian Prime Minister Greg Mitchell
SUBJ: Exclusion Zone

Mr. Prime Minister,

It is come to the attention that due to the recent conflict between Kingborough and Mcmasterdonia, an exclusion zone has been placed around your nation.

The Ramaban people and Parliament share your concerns, and would like to work with your nation in jointly enforcing this exclusion zone. We also wish to request the exclusion zone be expanded to include the Parliamentary Republic of Ramaba, where the Ramaban Parliamentary Navy and coastal authorities will also enforce the terms of the zone.

Additionally, should there be any food shortage in your nation, we are willing to help alleviate the issue by providing whatever food aid possible. This would also include intercepting any rebel ducks sent from Kingborough or elsewhere bound for Mcmasterdonia. Duck is a very prized and delicious delicacy within Ramaba's Chinese and Malay communities, and would generate more revenue for our tourism and food industries here.

I await your response.

/s/Goh Bok Choy
Goh Bok Choy
Prime Minister
Parliamentary Republic of Ramaba
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The letter came across the Prime Minister's desk. Joint enforcement? Did the Ramabians really think his nation couldn't handle it's own defense? And extending it to them? Nonetheless, Mitchell picked up his pen, and wrote a cool headed response that would be passed via the Foreign Affairs office.

Diplomatic Cable:
TO: Prime Minister Goh Bok Choy
FROM: Prime Minister Gregory Mitchell
SUBJ: RE: Exclusion Zone
ENCR: FORCA

Mr. Prime Minister,

While I appreciate your offers of assistance, this is a pure defensive move and require no assistance with it's enforcement.

As for extending the Exclusion Zone, we have no intent on doing so. If you wish to place a similar restriction for whatever reason, you are more than free to do so.

Thank you for the offers,

-Greg Mitchell
From the desk of the Prime Minister
Scandigrad City, Scandigrad
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Prime Minister's Office, Singapore, Ramaba
Cabinet Meeting Room

Prime Minister Goh Bok Choy was meeting with his Foreign Minister, Deepak Rashid, and his Defence Minister, Jing Wei, when an aide rushed in.

Choy looked at the the cable and frowned slightly.

"What is it?" asked Wei.

"Well, it seems the Scandigradians think they can handle this on their own. I really was looking forward to this as a step towards joint cooperation. Very well." Choy thought for a moment. "If they don't want to create a joint exclusion zone with us, then we'll make our own. Deepak, notify Kingborough and Scandigrad respective of what we plan to do. Wei, notify all commands. Meeting adjourned."

Soon, two separate cables went out, one to Scandigrad, one to Kingborough.

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FROM: Foreign Minister Deepak Rashid
TO: Scandigradian Prime Minister Greg Mitchell
SUBJ: RE: Exclusion Zone
CLASSIFICATION: DIPLCBL

Mr. Prime Minister,

It has come to our attention that our attempt to foster joint cooperation between our two nations, by creating a joint exclusion zone, has been declined. This offer was proposed because we share common interests and it was only logical and natural for our nation to come together to protect mutual security interests.

We will create our own exclusion zone as a result, and hope that Scandigrad reconsiders this offer for closer ties and cooperation.

Kind regards,

/s/Deepak Rashid
Deepak Rashid
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Parliamentary Republic of Ramaba
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------------OFFICIAL PARLIAMENTARY DIPLOMATIC CABLE-------------
FROM: Foreign Minister Deepak Rashid
TO: Relevant Officials in Kingborough
SUBJ: RE: Exclusion Zone
CLASSIFICATION: DIPLCBL

To Whom It May Concern,

It has come to our attention that your nation is in a state of war against Mcmasterdonia arising from concerns over oppressed minorities, claims which so far cannot be verified independently.

We share the same concerns as the Republic of Scandigrad and in response will also be creating our own exclusion zone around our nation and territorial waters.

Ships and/or aircraft from Kingborough and your allies will not be allowed to cross our airspace. They will be forced to dock, or land respectively, the passengers and crew detained, the contents of the ships and aircraft confiscated, and the remainder of the respective craft to be scuttled. Any attempt to resist in the exclusion zone will be met with hostile force. This will be enforced by the Ramaban Parliamentary Navy, Ramaban Parliamentary Air Force, and the Ramaban Parliamentary Guard.

Neutral vessels and aircraft may come and go as they please, but must declare themselves upon entering the exclusion zone and airspace within 20 nautical miles.

Furthermore, any ducks from Kingborough in our airspace, or exclusion zone, or any part of Ramaban territory, will be shot and killed, and used to increase the revenue for the hospitality, tourism, and food industry. Duck is a very prized and delicious delicacy in the Chinese and Malay communities in Ramaba.

/s/Deepak Rashid
/s/Jing Wei
Deepak Rashid
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
Jing Wei
Minister of Defence
Parliamentary Republic of Ramaba
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A Message To Promote Peace and Not Much Understanding

Dear Rulers of Jeikeu and Mcmasterdonia and Anyone Else Who Wants To Join the Empire,

Alas, the ruler, Chook Queen Henny Penny of Kingborough II has suffered a rebellion and ended up as a delicious mushroom and chicken pie. Therefore the new rulers of Kingborough II would like to ask about peace between our nations;

A treaty has been attached and only requires your signature.

Regards,
Emperor Edwick-MythiKa-Stark of Kingborough.
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A Treaty to Conquer The World
Article I
• The signatories of this treaty shall be party to all clauses within without exception and their nations shall be bound to this treaty.
• This treaty shall promote peace, world-conquest and understanding between the signatories.

Article II
• The signatories of this treaty shall form the Global North Pacific Empire, which shall be a confederation of their nations ruled by a joint council of the heads of state of member states.
• The Global North Pacific Empire shall work to conquer all lands that may pose a threat, annoy a member state, just generally get in the way or might look good added to the empire on the map.
• The GNPE shall be an absolute monarchy, and the member states heads of state shall rule as equal monarchs.

Article III
• No hostilities between the members of the GNPE shall take place, and any present ones shall cease.
• Free trade shall be opened between all member states, with no bans on importing any product from one member state to another.
• All member states shall have the right to access other member states ports and military bases to restock their armies, provided they give notice.

Signed;
Emperor Edwick-MythiKa-Stark of Kingborough
-insert other signatories here-
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To Emperor Edwick-MythiKa-Stark of Kingborough,

Congratulations on restoring the royal families legitimate rule to Kingborough. We are sure that the Chicken Pie was most delicious, and satisfying to eat.

The Imperatoris Tyrannis of Mcmasterdonia will sign this treaty. It has been approved by a 2/3 majority verdict of a meeting of the imperial family. We look forward to furthering these discussions. We formally invite your government representatives, and the representatives of Jeikeu to visit Intelligentsia City for a Peace Ceremony to discuss the new Empire further.

Emperor Louis Tyrell
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Kingborough:
A Message To Promote Peace and Not Much Understanding

Dear Rulers of Jeikeu and Mcmasterdonia and Anyone Else Who Wants To Join the Empire,

Alas, the ruler, Chook Queen Henny Penny of Kingborough II has suffered a rebellion and ended up as a delicious mushroom and chicken pie. Therefore the new rulers of Kingborough II would like to ask about peace between our nations;

A treaty has been attached and only requires your signature.

Regards,
Emperor Edwick-MythiKa-Stark of Kingborough.
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A Treaty to Conquer The World
Article I
• The signatories of this treaty shall be party to all clauses within without exception and their nations shall be bound to this treaty.
• This treaty shall promote peace, world-conquest and understanding between the signatories.

Article II
• The signatories of this treaty shall form the Global North Pacific Empire, which shall be a confederation of their nations ruled by a joint council of the heads of state of member states.
• The Global North Pacific Empire shall work to conquer all lands that may pose a threat, annoy a member state, just generally get in the way or might look good added to the empire on the map.
• The GNPE shall be an absolute monarchy, and the member states heads of state shall rule as equal monarchs.

Article III
• No hostilities between the members of the GNPE shall take place, and any present ones shall cease.
• Free trade shall be opened between all member states, with no bans on importing any product from one member state to another.
• All member states shall have the right to access other member states ports and military bases to restock their armies, provided they give notice.

Signed;
Emperor Edwick-MythiKa-Stark of Kingborough
-insert other signatories here-
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Prince Jeikeu Desrosiers Signs the treaty above.

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