ARCHIVED: Imperial Proclamation declaring the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northern Pacific

[Belschaft]

Imperial Proclamation declaring the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northern Pacific​

At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of this Northernmost of Pacifics, I, Astarial, in this the First Year of our Lord Flemingovia, declare and proclaim myself The Most Holy Flemigovian Empress of the North Pacific, and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct all loyal subjects to assemble before my personage, then and there to pay homage, and to advise myself upon what actions as may ameliorate the evils under which the region is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability, faith and integrity.​

- Signed, under the Grace of the one true God Flemingovia, by Her Grace Her Majesty The Empress Astarial
- Issued, under the name and seal of Her Grace Her Majesty The Empress Astarial, by Belschaft, Lord of the Peerage of Thel​

Her Grace Her Majesty The Empress Astarial has also, in her divine wisdom, seen fit to bestow the following indulgences upon her most loyal subjects;

• Lord McMasterdonia, proclaimed Delegate of Her Imperial Majesties Northern Realms, General of the Imperial Army, and Lord Masterdonia of the Peerage of Tyrell
• Sir Jamie, proclaimed Vice-Delegate of Her Imperial Majesties Northern Realms and Knight of the Imperial Realm
• Princess Abbey, proclaimed Heir Designate as her Imperial Highness Princess Abbey Anumia de Moselle Astarial
• Eluvatar, proclaimed and dismissed as Imperial Peon Wrangler, proclaimed and dismissed as Imperial Statistician, proclaimed Royal Fool
• Lord Belschaft, proclaimed Imperial High Justice of the High Court, Lord Belschaft of the Peerage of Baelish and Lord Mayor of the City of Magicality
• Lord Kingborough, proclaimed Lord Kingborough of the Peerage of Basileaus, and sentenced to life imprisonment in the dungeons for treason
• Lord Tim, proclaimed Marshall of the Imperial Army and Lord Tim of the Peerage of Stark
• Sir Oz, proclaimed Knight of the Imperial Realm and Master of Coin
• Lord Funkadelia, proclaimed Imperial Justice of the High Court and Lord Funkadelia of the Peerage of Funk
• Durk, proclaimed Royal Fool
• Sir Scandigrad, proclaimed General of the Imperial Army, Captain of Foot and Knight of the Imperial Realm
• Anonymouse, proclaimed Royal Pet

All loyal subjects presenting themselves before Her Grace Her Majesty The Empress Astarial shall received an indulgence appropriate to their station.

ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS!​

Spoiler: Log the First

[14:12] <Jamie> Asta is absolute awesomeness. She wins every thread.
[14:12] <Jamie> Let's make Asta our permanent dictator.
[14:12] <Jamie>
[14:12] <Asta> xD
[14:12] <Asta> what would flemgod say about that!?
[14:12] <Jamie> He's not here :3
[14:12] <Asta> >_>
[14:12] <Asta> ok
[14:12] <Asta> get Elu on board and I'm in :3
[14:12] <Jamie> Eluvatar, any objections?
[14:14] <Bel> Hearing no objections
[14:14] <Jamie> Very Well.
[14:14] <Jamie> Motion Carried.
[14:15] <Jamie> Asta is now Empress of TNP
[14:15] <Asta> Excellent!
[14:15] <Asta> I'm glad Eluvatar went along with this plan.
[14:15] <Asta> It's really most wise
[14:15] <Bel> Well, we gave him plenty of time to object
[14:15] <Jamie> Do you have any royal appointments, your highness?
[14:17] <Asta> Hmmm
[14:17] <Asta> I appoint Durk to be Our royal fool.
[14:18] <Asta> And I appoint Bel to the High Court.
[14:18] <Jamie> and Elu?
[14:18] <Jamie> the dungeons!
[14:18] <Asta> No, not the dungeons for Elu
[14:18] <Bel> Nah, she'll take Elu as the royal concubine
[14:19] * Asta thinks
[14:19] <Asta> Elu is a difficult one.
[14:20] <Bel> Your Majesty. does my new office come with a hat?
[14:21] == Jamie changed the topic of #tnp to: Welcome to The North Pacific Chat | Do not advertise for your region here or from here | The official forum is http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/ | Join us on Facebook at http://on.fb.me/xMGxYi | Do not post logs of chat in the forum without the consent of ALL parties. | Constitutional Omnibus vote: http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/6946450/ | | Hail Empress Astarial!
[14:21] == Jamie changed the topic of #tnp to: Welcome to The North Pacific Chat | Do not advertise for your region here or from here | The official forum is http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/ | Join us on Facebook at http://on.fb.me/xMGxYi | Do not post logs of chat in the forum without the consent of ALL parties. | Constitutional Omnibus vote: http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/6946450/ | Hail Empress Astarial!
[14:21] <Asta> Bel, would you like there to be a hat?
[14:21] <Asta> I am inclined to say yes.
[14:21] <Bel> Yes
[14:21] <Bel> Yes I would
[14:21] <Asta> Then there shall be a hat!
[14:22] <Asta> A very fancy hat.
[14:22] <Bel> Splendid!
[14:22] <Asta> Suitable for your advanced position.
[14:22] == Jamie changed the topic of #tnp to: Welcome to The North Pacific Monarchy IRC Chat | Do not advertise for your region here or from here | The official forum is http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/ | Join us on Facebook at http://on.fb.me/xMGxYi | Do not post logs of chat in the forum without the consent of ALL parties. | Constitutional Omnibus vote: http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/6946450/ | Hail Empress Astarial!
[14:22] <Jamie> There, now it's fixed
[14:22] <Asta> I have decided. Elu shall be responsible for keeping the assorted peons in line.
[14:23] <Asta> Flemingovianism is officially instituted as the religion of my empire.
[14:24] <Bel> http://www.feltmakers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/LM-Hat-2010-Master-Lord-M-2.jpg
[14:24] == Asta has changed nick to EmpressAstarial
[14:24] <Bel> Your majesty, does this hat meet your approval?
[14:24] <EmpressAstarial> That is a very fine hat!
[14:24] <EmpressAstarial> I think it is quite fitting.
[14:24] <Jamie> What should TNP's new military be?
[14:24] <Jamie> Should we expand our influence?
[14:24] <Jamie> or spread flemingovanism?
[14:25] <EmpressAstarial> Both.
[14:25] <EmpressAstarial> As we expand, so shall we spread the word of god. As we spread the word of god, our influence shall rise.
[14:25] <Bel> Your majesty, I find a most holy crusade to be most constitutional.
[14:25] <EmpressAstarial> Then a holy crusade it shall be!
[14:29] <Jamie> Hail the TNP monarchy!
[14:30] <Jamie> Hail Empresss Astarial!
[14:35] <mcmasterdonia> Hail the Empress!
[14:36] <mcmasterdonia> What shall my position we EmpressAstarial?
[14:36] <mcmasterdonia> *be
[14:38] <EmpressAstarial> Hm
[14:38] <EmpressAstarial> Mcmasterdonia, you shall take over the delegacy.
[14:39] <Kingborough> Lol
[14:39] <Kingborough> Many would love you just for that decree x_X
[14:39] <EmpressAstarial> I am a lovable and benevolent Empress.
[14:40] <Jamie> What's my job?
[14:41] <EmpressAstarial> Hm. An excellent question.
[14:41] <Bel> My Empress, I must inform you that you are bound by the regions recent decision regarding the delegates marriage.
[14:42] <Bel> For the good of the region, you must marry Blue Wolf, as well as every GCR delegate
[14:42] <EmpressAstarial> I am happy to abide by the region's decision.
[14:42] <EmpressAstarial> Mcmasterdonia, as delegate, shall take my place.
[14:43] <EmpressAstarial> Jamie, you shall be vice delegate.
[14:43] <Jamie> :O
[14:43] <Bel> My Empress, for the good of the region you must establish an heir designate.
[14:44] <EmpressAstarial> I designate Abbey.
[14:45] <Bel> Very good your grace. I am aware of no other pressing constitutional issues for your attention.
[14:46] <Bel> Now, if you could just sign this document, everything will be in order
[14:46] * Bel proffers large bundle of papers
[14:47] <EmpressAstarial> I hope I am not going to need to hire outside counsel to advise me on these documents.
[14:47] <Kingborough> You still surelly require such Your Imperial Majesty
[14:48] <Bel> No need, your grace
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[14:48] <Bel> They merely confirm certain edicts issues by your personage
[14:49] <Kingborough> Which for all you know might include giving Bel your entire wealth
[14:49] * EmpressAstarial quirks an eyebrow
[14:49] <EmpressAstarial> Are any of these edicts ones which I may have forgotten issuing?
[14:49] <Bel> Your majesty, if you can not trust an officer of the Court, whom can you trust?
[14:50] <Kingborough> My point exactly, trust is a terrible thing to have as a ruler
[14:50] <Bel> Surely you are not questioning my integrity and loyalty to your personage?
[14:50] <EmpressAstarial> Not at all, my good sir.
[14:50] <EmpressAstarial> No more than I question your integrity and loyalty to yourself.
[14:50] * EmpressAstarial puts on her reading glasses
[14:51] <Bel> Your majesty.... I must say I am offended that you feel this is necessary.
[14:51] * EmpressAstarial reads through the stack of papers carefully and signs all of the edicts declared above
[14:51] <EmpressAstarial> I'm sure you would agree, my lord, that it is better to be safe than sorry.
[14:52] <Bel> My,,, my Lord?
[14:52] <Bel> I am to be made a Peer?
[14:52] <Bel> Such an... unexpected honour.
[14:52] <Eluvatar> what.
[14:52] <Bel> Silence Nave!!
[14:52] <Bel> Bow in the presence of her grace!
[14:53] <Eluvatar> I think you meant knave.
[14:53] <EmpressAstarial> Ah, Eluvatar has joined us
[14:53] <EmpressAstarial> Welcome, sir.
[14:53] <EmpressAstarial> And yes, my Bel, of course. 'Twould not be fitting for a high justice to not have a land and a title!
[14:53] <EmpressAstarial> Unthinkable!
[14:54] * Bel doffs his most remarkable hat
[14:54] <Bel> I am honoured, your grace.
[14:55] <Kingborough> Might I have a peerage? Perhaps Basileaus Kingborough?
[14:55] <Kingborough> Basileus*
[14:56] <Eluvatar> http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/the-6-craziest-things-people-have-said-about-pregn
[14:56] <Eluvatar> :/
[14:56] * Eluvatar resumes away
[14:56] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar again offers no objection!
[14:56] <Jamie> be back soon.
[14:56] == Jamie has quit [Quit: bye]
[14:56] <EmpressAstarial> I am pleased and gratified that he supports my reign.
[14:56] <EmpressAstarial> Kingborough, you may indeed
[14:56] * Kingborough thinks Eluvatar is quite under impressed that his job has been taken
[14:58] <EmpressAstarial> I have given him a new job!
[14:58] <EmpressAstarial> He is peon-wrangler
[14:58] <EmpressAstarial> Though if he prefers Speaker of the Assembly, I'm willing to be flexible on the title.
[14:58] <Kingborough> a what wrangler?
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> A peon-wranger!
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> He is to wrangle my peons.
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> .g peon
[14:59] <FriarTuck> EmpressAstarial: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peon
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> .wik peon
[14:59] <FriarTuck> "The words peon ( /?pi??n/) and peonage are derived from the Spanish peón [pe?on]." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peon
[14:59] <Kingborough> ^ very helpful
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> Thank you, FriarTuck! What a helpful link.
[14:59] * EmpressAstarial eyes FriarTuck for a moment
[14:59] <Kingborough> Ah, your slave wrangler
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[15:00] * Bel begins drafting an Imperial Proclamation declaring the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northen Pacific
[15:00] <Bel> Your grace, what shall be the name of your eternal dynasty?
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[15:00] <Kingborough> Now, as my first edict as Emperor of TNP, I does declare you all (except the Empress) as peons and you shall now work for the glory of the one true Flemingovian religion
[15:01] <Kingborough> .wik Basileus
[15:01] <FriarTuck> "Basileus (Greek: ???????? ( Byzantine and Modern Greek pronunciation (help·info)), plural ????????, basileis) is a Greek term and title that has signified various types of monarchs in history." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basileus
[15:01] <Bel> A revolt your Grace! Baron Kingborough seeks to usurp your throne!
[15:02] <EmpressAstarial> He does indeed.
[15:02] <Kingborough> She declared me emperor!
[15:02] <EmpressAstarial> Your title is hereby revoked.
[15:02] <Bel> General MCMasterdonia, to arms!
[15:02] <Kingborough> The Empress cannot revoke a title higher than her own
[15:02] <Bel> Protect your liege!
[15:02] <Kingborough> only grant it
[15:02] <EmpressAstarial> I declared you lord of Basileaus Kingborough, and not emperor of my realm.
[15:02] <EmpressAstarial> You are hereby stripped of your title.
[15:02] <Kingborough> Basileus is Emperor
[15:02] == mode/#tnp [+v Kingborough] by EmpressAstarial
[15:02] <Kingborough> .wik Basileus Emperor
[15:03] <FriarTuck> "Basileus (Greek: ???????? ( Byzantine and Modern Greek pronunciation (help·info)), plural ????????, basileis) is a Greek term and title that has signified various types of monarchs in history." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basileus
[15:03] == mode/#tnp [-v Kingborough] by EmpressAstarial
[15:03] <Kingborough> .wik Alternate names for Emperor
[15:03] <FriarTuck> "Emperor Taish? (????, Taish?-tenn?|?|, 31 August 1879 – 25 December 1926) was the 123rd emperor of Japan, according to the traditional order of succession, reigning from 30 July 1912, until his death in 1926." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Taishō
[15:03] <Kingborough> ? =/
[15:03] <EmpressAstarial> FriarTuck works for me.
[15:03] == mode/#tnp [+v GeneralMcMasterdonia] by EmpressAstarial
[15:03] <Kingborough> .g Basileus
[15:03] <FriarTuck> Kingborough: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basileus
[15:03] <Kingborough> .g EmpressAstarial
[15:04] <FriarTuck> Kingborough: No results found for 'EmpressAstarial'.
[15:04] <Kingborough> .wik Empress Astarial
[15:04] <FriarTuck> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Empress Astarial".
[15:04] <Kingborough> Aww
[15:04] <Kingborough> .wik Basileus Kingborough
[15:04] <FriarTuck> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Basileus Kingborough".
[15:04] <EmpressAstarial> Kingborough is hereby banished to the dungeons.
[15:05] <EmpressAstarial> I find him guilty of high treason
[15:05] <Kingborough> .wik High treason
[15:05] <FriarTuck> "High treason is criminal disloyalty to one's government." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_treason
[15:06] <Kingborough> .wik Not High Treason
[15:06] <FriarTuck> "In law, treason is the crime that covers some of the more extreme acts against one's sovereign or nation." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treason
[15:06] <EmpressAstarial> .wik petty treason
[15:06] <FriarTuck> "Petty treason or petit treason was an offence under the common law of England which involved the betrayal of a superior by a subordinate." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petty_treason
[15:07] <Kingborough>
[15:07] <Kingborough> But since I am head of gov by your own decree I can't commit treason
[15:08] <EmpressAstarial> I decreed you not emperor.
[15:08] <EmpressAstarial> I decreed you lord of Kingborough Basileus, a small region within my realm.
[15:08] <Kingborough> By that standard I could decree you not Empress
[15:08] <EmpressAstarial> Being never emperor, that is not within your power.
[15:09] <EmpressAstarial> I decreed you not, and not, I decreed you not-Emperor
[15:09] <EmpressAstarial> I decreed you lord, in a moment of magnanimous generosity, and you immediately attempted to overthrow my rule.
[15:09] * Kingborough lost
[15:10] <EmpressAstarial> [17:08] <@EmpressAstarial> I decreed you not emperor. <--- I did not decree you emperor
[15:10] <Kingborough> Yet you overthrew the Delegate Eluvatar
[15:10] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar did step aside.
[15:10] == Windy has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
[15:10] <EmpressAstarial> He was granted ample time to object to my rule, but he chose to listen to the voices of my loyal and adoring subjects.
[15:11] == Kingborough has left #tnp []
[15:12] <Bel> The High Court rules in favour of her Grace the Empress Astarial.
[15:12] <EmpressAstarial> Kingborough is hereby sentenced to the dungeons
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[15:13] == mode/#tnp [+o Jamie] by ChanServ
[15:13] <EmpressAstarial> Welcome back, my jamie!
[15:13] <Jamie> (:
[15:14] <EmpressAstarial> You missed Kingborough's treason.
[15:15] <Jamie> wha?
[15:15] <EmpressAstarial> He attempted to overthrow my rule
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[15:16] <Jamie> SALVY
[15:16] <Jamie> and how so?
[15:16] == mode/#tnp [+v Salvarity] by Jamie
[15:16] <Salvarity> JAMIE!!!111!!
[15:17] <EmpressAstarial> Well, the usual way
[15:17] <EmpressAstarial> declared himself emperor, tried to usurp me.
[15:18] <EmpressAstarial> [17:00] <+Bel> Your grace, what shall be the name of your eternal dynasty? <--- Do you have any suggestions, my lord?
[15:18] <Bel> It is not my place, your grace.
[15:18] <Bel> I am a mere humble servant.
[15:18] <EmpressAstarial> Yet I respect your wisdom, good sir.
[15:20] <EmpressAstarial> Certainly the empire shall be the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northen Pacific. A good title, and god-fearing.
[15:20] <Bel> Habsburg always seemed to go down well
[15:23] <EmpressAstarial> Hmmm
[15:23] <EmpressAstarial> I don't know
[15:23] <EmpressAstarial> Their rule lacked... permanence.
[15:26] <Bel> Jagiellon?
[15:28] <EmpressAstarial> Would it not be simpler to merely name it after myself?
[15:29] <Bel> House Astarial.... a fitting ring to it, your grace!
[15:29] <EmpressAstarial> excellent
[15:31] <Bel> Splendid your grace. I will return to the drafting of your proclamation
[15:31] <EmpressAstarial> Wonderful!
[15:31] <EmpressAstarial> Make sure to copiously praise flemingovia
[15:35] <Bel> Indeed so, your grace
[15:35] <Bel> Pray remind me, what year of our lord is it?
[15:39] <EmpressAstarial> It is year 1
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[15:55] <Bel> Do you have an imperial seal?
[15:57] <Bel> Wait, I got you one
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[15:58] == mode/#tnp [+v Kingborough] by ChanServ
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[15:59] <St_Oz> HAI
[15:59] <Kingborough> Hello
[15:59] <Kingborough> Still using caps?
[16:00] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> what
[16:00] <St_Oz> No I just say hello with a bright face ;_;
[16:01] <Kingborough> Ah'
[16:01] <Kingborough>
[16:01] <Kingborough> How you been?
[16:01] <St_Oz> :C
[16:01] <St_Oz> I am sad
[16:01] <St_Oz> taijitu's forum is still down
[16:02] <St_Oz> why doesn't eluvatar work his russian hacker skills
[16:02] <Kingborough> lol
[16:02] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Your grace EmpressAstarial, I whole heartedly accept and will serve as your Delegate. I will crush any and all usurpers that try to harm you or your empire!

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Empress Astarial,

As the Lord and High King of McMasterdonia, I am honoured to serve you and our god Flemingovia as your Delegate to the world assembly.

Thanks be to Flemingovia! Hail Empress Astarial!

 

[Funkadelia]

Long live the Empire!

 

[Eluvatar]

 

[Belschaft]

All hail Her Grace Her Majesty Astarial, Most Holy Empress of the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northern Pacific! Long may she reign!

 

[Cove]

Hail Empress Astarial!

 

[Tim]

[me]coups the Vice-Delegate position, then goes back to praising the Empress and valuing her above all except Flemingovia

 

[Belschaft]

Spoiler: Log the Second

[16:19] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> As the Delegate of the new empire, I will be changing the law without the opinion of the RA
[16:20] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> I will only ask the nobles and the EmpressAstarial on such matters
[16:20] <Eluvatar> Asta is no Empress
[16:20] <Bel> Will do Jamie
[16:20] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Everyone must pledge loyalty to the new regime, or find themselves a new home
[16:20] <GeneralMcMasterdonia>
[16:20] <Eluvatar> certainly not Empress of TNP
[16:20] <Bel> Though anyone on IRC can see em
[16:20] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Eluvatar that is treason!
[16:20] <Eluvatar> No
[16:20] <Bel> You had plenty of time to obect Elu!
[16:20] <Jamie> Bel. IP's can't be posted on public forums.
[16:20] <Jamie> Against ToS.
[16:20] <Eluvatar> 2. "Treason" is defined as taking arms or providing material support to a group or region for the purpose of undermining or overthrowing the lawful government of The North Pacific or any of its treatied allies as governed by the Constitution.
[16:20] <Bel> Doing it
[16:21] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Laws can be changed if necessary
[16:21] <Bel> Astaarial is the lawful sovreign
[16:21] <Eluvatar> Group = Empire
[16:21] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> ^
[16:21] <St_Oz> What if an elected official did it?
[16:21] <Eluvatar> >_<
[16:21] <Eluvatar> No.
[16:21] <St_Oz> Yes
[16:21] <Eluvatar> "for the purpose of undermining or overthrowing the lawful government"
[16:21] <St_Oz> Popular vote sir!
[16:21] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> omgz so seriouszz
[16:21] <St_Oz> rah rah fight the powah!
[16:21] <Eluvatar> NO
[16:21] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Hail the Empress!
[16:21] <Eluvatar> Power (stay) with the people!
[16:21] <Eluvatar> er
[16:22] <Eluvatar> Power (remain exclusive to) the people!!
[16:22] <frattastan> Self-coup!
[16:22] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Whatt an odd thing for the Elugarch to be saying
[16:22] <Jamie> Eluvatar.
[16:22] <GeneralMcMasterdonia>
[16:22] <Eluvatar> DAMN IT!!
[16:22] <Jamie> http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/6948841/1/
[16:22] <Eluvatar> D:
[16:22] <Jamie> remove IP's with your global mod?
[16:22] <Eluvatar> Yes.
[16:22] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Isn't Bel already doing that?
[16:22] <Eluvatar> he is?
[16:22] == Funk|Sleep has changed nick to Funkadelia
[16:22] <Bel> yES
[16:23] <Jamie> oh. nvm then :p
[16:23] <Windy> I missed this overnight :/
[16:24] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Hail the Empress!
[16:24] <Windy> NO!
[16:24] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Windy, I suggest you go and give thanks to the Empress if you wish to live for long
[16:24] <Jamie> ELUVATAR
[16:24] <Jamie> You got rid of the whole post O_o
[16:24] <Bel> Done
[16:24] <Jamie> oh.
[16:24] <Jamie> yay
[16:24] <Windy> Sir General, Everyone must die, so no thanking from me
[16:24] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> You want _everyone_ to die?
[16:25] <Eluvatar> Jamie: I saved it
[16:25] <Eluvatar> will edit in sans IPs in a moment unlesS Bel does first
[16:25] * Bel edited it all back in already
[16:25] <Eluvatar> ah ok
[16:25] <Tim> Has Asta seen that yet? xD
[16:26] <Bel> Nope
[16:26] <Bel> She knew I was writing it though
[16:26] <Tim> Heh.
[16:26] <Bel> I suggest you all present yourself before her personage to pay homage
[16:26] <Tim> That's awesome
[16:26] <Bel> Some of you may even be lucky enough to be raised to the peerage
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[16:26] * Tim will post when he actually wakes the fuck up
[16:26] <Tim> Right now I'm still drowsy
[16:27] <Bel> Or, if you are truly blessed by the one true god Flemingovia, given the Empires highest honour
[16:27] <Bel> A swanky hat
[16:27] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> I believe I was given a swanky hat?
[16:27] <Bel> You were indeed
[16:28] <Eluvatar> I DISAPPROVE OF THIS VEHEMENTLY
[16:28] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Most Excellent
[16:28] <St_Oz> GET THIS RUSSIAN SOME RYE BREAD
[16:28] <St_Oz> he will be more happy
[16:28] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Oh Eluvatar, darling pet, you will live if you behave.
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[16:28] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Glorious!
[16:28] <Bel> Anake!
[16:28] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Salubrious!
[16:29] <Bel> Have you come to pay homage to the empress?
[16:29] <Ananke> Hey
[16:29] <FriarTuck> Ananke: 10:25Z <Eluvatar> tell Ananke http://i1.ifrm.com/266/128/upload/av-5.jpg
[16:29] <St_Oz> Habeebee!
[16:29] <Ananke> what empress?
[16:29] <Jamie> Empress Astarial.
[16:29] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> TNP has just been couped O.o
[16:29] <Windy> ^
[16:29] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Hail Empress Astarial!
[16:29] <Tim> Hail!
[16:29] <Ananke> That was quick coup
[16:30] <Tim> Can we ban Gov now
[16:30] <Bel> Her Grace Her Majesty Astarial, Most Holy Empress of the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northern Pacific, decides such matters
[16:30] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Her Grace Her Majesty Astarial, Most Holy Empress of the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northern Pacific, has delegated authority to me to ban gov as soon as practically possible
[16:30] <St_Oz> Can't we just vote in the RA to ban Gov?
[16:30] <Bel> There is no more RA
[16:30] <Funkadelia> lol
[16:31] <Bel> Her Grace may choose to assemble a council of the peers
[16:31] <St_Oz> :C
[16:31] <St_Oz> I AM A PEER
[16:31] <Eluvatar> I want to reply with http://z2.ifrm.com/10711/28/0/e22915//e22915.gif to that
[16:31] <frattastan> lol
[16:31] <Eluvatar> but I suppose it'd be offensive to use D:
[16:31] <Funkadelia> Oh god what
[16:31] <Windy> Ihahahahaha
[16:31] <Ananke> Thanks for finding my avatar, Eluvatar. Means I don't have to stop being lazy.
[16:31] <Windy> TNP has been couped by a *foreign envoy* :O
[16:32] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> I will note that this was poste din the RP area
[16:32] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> *posted in
[16:32] <Tim> Yes Windy: Just go with it
[16:32] <Eluvatar> I will downgrade my smiley to a
[16:32] <Tim> She is your Overlord and Savior
[16:32] <Tim> Hail EmpressAsta!
[16:32] <Jamie> Hail Empress Astarial!
[16:32] <Bel> Elu doesn't like being a peon wrangler I take it
[16:33] <Windy> So is the Empress higher than Flem?
[16:33] <Bel> I suggested Her Grace make him the Imperial Concubine, but she would not have him
[16:33] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Flemingovia is all, and see's all
[16:33] <Bel> Perhaps he would have pref
[16:33] <St_Oz> I thought everyone was higher than Flem
[16:33] <Bel> * preferred that job
[16:33] <St_Oz> you know, in dignity
[16:33] <St_Oz> ^______________^
[16:33] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Empress exercises all authority with the divine right granted through our god Flemingovia
[16:33] <Bel> Flemingovia is our Lord Spiritual, whilst Her Grace is our Lady Temporal
[16:34] == St_Oz has changed nick to Black_Hand_St_Oz
[16:34] * Black_Hand_St_Oz lobs a grenade bomb thing at the empress's caravan
[16:34] <Black_Hand_St_Oz> Rah rah fight the powah!
[16:34] == Black_Hand_St_Oz has changed nick to St_Oz
[16:34] <Tim> .r stop oz
[16:34] <FriarTuck> Tim: http://www.nationstates.net/region=stop_oz
[16:34] <Funkadelia> lol wat
[16:35] <St_Oz> Tim this should be a region
[16:35] <Funkadelia> xD
[16:35] <St_Oz> .c Tim's chances of stopping oz
[16:35] <FriarTuck> Sorry, no result.
[16:35] <St_Oz> HAH!
[16:35] <Ananke> So you're starting the coup in the IRC channel and working your way to taking over ingame from there?
[16:35] <Bel> Naturally
[16:35] <St_Oz> No they have to air the HBO special first
[16:36] <Bel> Isn't that they way to do it?
[16:36] <St_Oz> which will be called "Sexy Imperial Showdown"
[16:36] <St_Oz> and sexual relationships that never historically happened will happen
[16:36] <Funkadelia> LOL
[16:36] * Jamie is tempted to add 'Legitimite Vice Delegate of TNP' to his signature :p
[16:36] <Tim> xD
[16:36] <St_Oz> We will win the hearts of late night middle aged mothers
[16:36] <Tim> Whaaaaaa
[16:37] * Tim looks at Jamie
[16:37] <Tim> Run against me then
[16:37] <Jamie> I'm already vice del.
[16:37] <Jamie> The empress proclaims it.
[16:37] <Jamie> Hail!
[16:37] <Tim> D:
[16:37] <Tim> I'll
[16:37] <Tim> Have to talk with her
[16:37] <Tim>
[16:38] <Eluvatar> :|
[16:38] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> hahahaha
[16:39] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Things will be as the Empress decree's only.
[16:39] * Tim goes to seek Council with the Empress
[16:39] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Everything else is false, and treasonous
[16:39] <Funkadelia> (11:36:56 AM) St_Oz: We will win the hearts of late night middle aged mothers <== Hehehehe
[16:39] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> punishable by death
[16:39] <Eluvatar> 11:32 <+Bel> Elu doesn't like being a peon wrangler I take it
[16:39] <Eluvatar> I didn't even know I was being called one
[16:39] <Bel> You have been decreed such by Her Grace
[16:39] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Praise the Empress!
[16:40] <Jamie> Hail her!
[16:40] <Ananke> Is the "empress" even around?
[16:40] <Jamie> Down with the illegimate government! Up with the TNP Monarchy!
[16:40] <Bel> She is in chan... but absent
[16:41] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Lord Belschaft, we must go to our allies and tell them of the change of government
[16:41] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> and how our people praise the Empress in her glory!
[16:41] <Bel> Indeed!
[16:41] <Bel> MC, as delegate, instruct the MoFA to draft a proclamation brining them news of her proclamation!
[16:41] * Windy sighs
[16:41] <Bel> Send forth the ambassadors to spread the news!
[16:42] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> It will be done! Praise the Empress!
[16:42] == mode/#tnp [-oo GeneralMcMasterdonia Jamie] by Eluvatar
[16:42] == mode/#tnp [+o Jamie] by ChanServ
[16:42] <Funkadelia> Sheeeeeit
[16:42] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> The world shall remember this happy day
[16:42] == mode/#tnp [+v GeneralMcMasterdonia] by ChanServ
[16:42] == mode/#tnp [+o GeneralMcMasterdonia] by Jamie
[16:42] <Eluvatar> -_-
[16:42] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> When the Elugarch crushed opposition through violent force
[16:42] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> and we the Empress's loyal servants, spread our power through love and kindness
[16:42] <Eluvatar> violent force?
[16:43] <Eluvatar> /kick GeneralMcMasterdonia this would be violent force
[16:43] <Windy> :O
[16:43] * Windy runs and hide
[16:43] <St_Oz> ST OZ
[16:43] <Jamie> /kick Eluvatar enemy to the state!
[16:43] <St_Oz> HAS NOW APPLIED FOR THE RA OF TNP
[16:43] <Eluvatar> POWER [remain endowed] TO THE PEOPLE!
[16:44] <Eluvatar> What do we want?
[16:44] <Jamie> No!
[16:44] <Eluvatar> DEMOCRACY
[16:44] <Jamie> down with democracy!
[16:44] <Eluvatar> When do we want it?
[16:44] <Eluvatar> NOW AND FOREVER
[16:44] <Jamie> up with the monarchy!
[16:44] <Bel> The Empress Cometh!
[16:44] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> FINE
[16:44] <frattastan> Peace and bread!
[16:44] <St_Oz> Eluvatar
[16:44] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Through Propaganda!
[16:44] <Windy> DEMOCRACY
[16:44] <Eluvatar> Peace, land, and bread frattastan
[16:44] <Jamie> dictatorship!
[16:44] <St_Oz> TNP used to be a proud non-democratic pacific region
[16:44] <Eluvatar> no
[16:44] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> The Elugarch must be brought down! Hail the Empress!
[16:44] <Eluvatar>
[16:44] <St_Oz> It can become that again
[16:44] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar!
[16:44] <Bel> SHE COMETH!
[16:44] <Eluvatar> Or do you mean NPD?
[16:44] <frattastan> Alright, land.
[16:44] * GeneralMcMasterdonia bows to Empress Astarial
[16:44] <Bel> Hail the Empress!
[16:44] * Tim coups the VD position
[16:44] * EmpressAstarial sits atop her throne
[16:44] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Praise you, our Empress
[16:45] <St_Oz> I DIDNT VOTE FOR HER
[16:45] <Jamie> EmpressAstarial, Tim has comitted treason!
[16:45] <EmpressAstarial> Rise, my general
[16:45] <Jamie> To the dungeons!
[16:45] <Eluvatar> http://youtu.be/KZbho6AsBOc
[16:45] * GeneralMcMasterdonia rises
[16:45] <EmpressAstarial> What hath him done?
[16:45] <EmpressAstarial> *tim
[16:45] * Tim rolls eyes
[16:45] <Jamie> He tried to coup me!
[16:45] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Tim has conspired against the crown and the vice delegate
[16:45] * Tim did coup you
[16:45] <Tim> VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!
[16:45] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> He has, I'm afraid left us no alternative.
[16:45] <Funkadelia> wtf Eluvatr
[16:45] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> He must be killed
[16:45] <Eluvatar> Please don't give your fake government titles from the actual government
[16:45] <Eluvatar> 'cause that actually makes it annoying
[16:46] <EmpressAstarial> Tim, why wouldst thou do that?
[16:46] <EmpressAstarial> Shush, my Speaker of the Assembly
[16:46] <Windy> VIVAT DEMOCRACY
[16:46] <Jamie> No.
[16:46] <Jamie> Viva la revolution!
[16:46] <Tim> Dear Empress, I did this for I feared for the empires well being under Jamie. He is a shifty type, and I meant no harm by the coup.
[16:46] <Jamie> I am loyal to her majesty.
[16:47] <Jamie> Hail Empress Astarial!
[16:47] <Windy> Long Live Eluvatar
[16:47] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Silence Windy
[16:47] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> You are but a commoner
[16:47] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Hail Empress Astarial!
[16:47] <Windy> I beg your pardon
[16:47] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar shall live indeed, I have decreed it such.
[16:47] <Windy> I am a noble
[16:47] <EmpressAstarial> Nay, I have not granted you any title.
[16:47] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Whereth did the Empress declare you to be such?
[16:47] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> To the dungeon pretender!
[16:47] * Tim humbly requests the verdict of the Empress
[16:48] <Bel> Your Grace, I believe your most loyal servant the Delegate McMasterdonia is deserving of being risen to a peerage
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[16:49] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Thank you for your kind words my lord
[16:49] <Windy> Well, I am not moving
[16:49] <EmpressAstarial> I do believe my High Judge to be correct. Good sir Mcmasterdonia, I now proclaim thee lord.
[16:49] * Windy rolls eyes
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[16:50] <EmpressAstarial> Tim
[16:50] <Bel> What peerage do you claim, sir?
[16:50] <EmpressAstarial> Tim, tim tim.
[16:50] == Funkadelia1 has changed nick to Funkadelia
[16:50] <Jamie> TIM
[16:50] * EmpressAstarial shakes her head sadly
[16:50] <Windy> I am still a noble
[16:51] * Tim hefts AK and keeps waiting for verdict
[16:51] * Jamie pokes EmpressAstarial
[16:52] <EmpressAstarial> Tim, I had such high hopes for thee.
[16:52] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Windy, you are a peasant!
[16:52] * Tim makes an obscure bird call
[16:52] * St_Oz is more classy and old school, hefts bolt action rifle with bolivian garb on
[16:52] <St_Oz> La Revolution!
[16:52] <Windy> Thank you
[16:52] <St_Oz> Che Che che che che!
[16:52] <Tim> Empress. You still can. I shall prove that this is a Jamie plot!
[16:52] * Tim walks over to
[16:52] <Tim> jamie
[16:53] <Ananke> You're already infighting? I don't think this coup will last very long...
[16:53] <EmpressAstarial> I did appoint Sir Jamie Vice Delegate, and I had thought of you to lead my glorious armies forth into battle
[16:53] * Tim pulls a poisoned knife from Jamie's robes
[16:53] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> TIM placed that there, your majesty
[16:53] <Tim> Best to keep our General around at all times Empress
[16:53] <Tim> Nonetheleas
[16:53] <Tim> It seemed a danger
[16:53] <Tim> I think my job is to protect the realm after all
[16:54] <Eluvatar> FriarTuck: ask Gulliver to please fix "Nprth" in "Chapter 8: The Nprth Pacific Army Doctrine"
[16:54] <FriarTuck> Eluvatar: I'll pass that on when Gulliver is around.
[16:54] <EmpressAstarial> Jamie is of utmost loyalty to me, and to my empire, dear Tim.
[16:54] <Tim> I still have my doubts... But yes Empress
[16:54] <EmpressAstarial> Your resolve is admirable
[16:55] <EmpressAstarial> Will you then lead my armies, that they might spread the word of flemingovia to the world?
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[16:55] <Tim> Of course my Empress
[16:55] == mode/#tnp [+v Gavin] by ChanServ
[16:56] <Eluvatar> The North Pacific has one government
[16:56] <Windy> ^
[16:56] <EmpressAstarial> It does indeed!
[16:56] <Jamie> Yes. The monarchy.
[16:56] <Jamie> What else?
[16:56] <EmpressAstarial> I am glad that my Peon Wrangler has accepted his role
[16:56] <Eluvatar> and that is this one, the democratically elected government governed by the Constitution
[16:56] <Tim> Meh
[16:56] <Windy> ^^^
[16:56] <EmpressAstarial> Indeed, 'tis this one!
[16:56] <Tim> I like a Monarchy
[16:56] <Jamie> What constitution?
[16:56] <Eluvatar> as adopted and amended by free and open votes
[16:56] <EmpressAstarial> Democratically elected by the people.
[16:56] <Tim> Hail Asta!
[16:56] <Jamie> Hail!
[16:56] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar, you were granted a chance to object and did not
[16:56] * Tim requests to ask the wise Empress a question
[16:56] <EmpressAstarial> You spoke not, thus you must ever hold your peae
[16:56] <EmpressAstarial> *peace
[16:56] <EmpressAstarial> speak, tim
[16:57] <EmpressAstarial> You are pardoned for your crime
[16:57] <Eluvatar> No.
[16:57] <EmpressAstarial> but commit it not again.
[16:57] <Eluvatar> There is no such rule.
[16:57] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Constitution? There is no such thing
[16:57] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> All we need, is the words of the Empress!
[16:57] <Jamie> Only the laws of our empress!
[16:57] <Tim> Is Govindia banned?
[16:57] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> They shall give us guidance
[16:57] <Eluvatar> Any changes to our constitution require 7 days of voting
[16:57] <Eluvatar> and therefore at least 7 days notice
[16:57] <Tim> Elu. Shush
[16:57] <Tim> This is a coup
[16:57] <Jamie> We abolished the RA.
[16:57] <Tim> ^
[16:57] <Tim> An the Co5
[16:57] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Silence peon wrangler
[16:57] <EmpressAstarial> There is no constitution, it has been swept away
[16:58] <EmpressAstarial> And yes, Tim.
[16:58] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> With the tears of joy, of all tnpers
[16:58] <Eluvatar> Bill of Rights: 11. No governmental authority of the region has the power to suspend or disregard this Constitution or the Legal Code.
[16:58] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> The Empress is not a governmental authority
[16:58] <EmpressAstarial> Peon-Wrangler, the people suspended the constitution.
[16:58] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> She is the law, the constitution, the government
[16:58] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Everything
[16:58] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Beyond it all
[16:58] <Funkadelia> THE PEOPLE
[16:58] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Is the Empress!
[16:58] <Eluvatar> No, the people have not done so.
[16:59] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> The Empress is the people
[16:59] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> she speaks on their behalf
[16:59] <EmpressAstarial> The general speaks truly.
[16:59] <Tim> My Empress. As Commander of our Glorious Army, may I silence this peasant
[16:59] <Eluvatar> 2. Each Nation's rights to free speech, free press, and the free expression of religion shall not be infringed, and shall be encouraged, by the governmental authorities of the region.
[16:59] <EmpressAstarial> With no undue force, commander. He speaks only words, and does not yet rise to treason.
[17:00] <Tim> Yes my Empress
[17:00] <Tim> Yet he speaks of a false document!
[17:00] <Tim> One that we removed!
[17:00] == Tim has changed nick to CommanderTim
[17:01] <Gavin> Asta, how's the hangover?
[17:01] <EmpressAstarial> They are empty words, nothing more
[17:01] <St_Oz> So gov thinks I'm the anti-christ or something ^____^
[17:01] <St_Oz> lovely
[17:01] <Funkadelia> I think he was pissed about the creep comment
[17:01] <EmpressAstarial> St Oz, for your dedication to smiting the enemies of the realm, you are hereby knighted.
[17:01] <St_Oz> Yeah maybe
[17:02] <St_Oz> But it's got backing, the user from taijitu who actually agreed to meet him, she said he was creepy
[17:02] <CommanderTim> Empress. St_Oz is a valiant warrior. With your permission, I should like to make him my Right Hand
[17:02] <St_Oz> and thought of the meeting like a date
[17:02] <Bel> Your grace, do you wish me to record your further indulgences?
[17:02] <St_Oz> NO TIM
[17:02] <St_Oz> YOUR GRACE EMPRESS
[17:02] <EmpressAstarial> Yes, Sir Oz?
[17:02] <St_Oz> I HAVE FOUGHT VALIANTLY
[17:03] <St_Oz> PLEASE CONVINCE ANANKE OF MY GOOD INTENTIONS!
[17:03] <EmpressAstarial> Lord Bel, I would indeed like that.
[17:03] <St_Oz> I FIGHT FOR YOU ABOVE ALL
[17:03] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Please do not yell at the Empress
[17:03] <St_Oz> Sorry!
[17:03] <EmpressAstarial> Sir Oz, I shall convey your utmost affection to the Lady Ananke forthwith.
[17:03] <St_Oz> Hail the Empress!
[17:03] <CommanderTim> Yours Grace. Shall I cut out his tongue for expressing such volume in your courts?
[17:03] <EmpressAstarial> No need, Commander. He is overcome with love.
[17:04] <Eluvatar> Why are people so f***ing fascinated with monarchY??
[17:04] <EmpressAstarial> And you may indeed make him your right hand
[17:04] <CommanderTim> Thank You
[17:04] <CommanderTim> Come Oz: We have a Pacific to sack
[17:04] <St_Oz> I am a right hand!
[17:04] <St_Oz> Tim!
[17:04] <St_Oz> Wait
[17:04] <St_Oz> We must open in cognito mode
[17:04] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar, they recognize the rightfulness of my reign.
[17:04] <St_Oz> I want to be your right hand!
[17:04] <EmpressAstarial> You cannot fault them that.
[17:04] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Empress Astarial, as your General and Delegate, I pledge my life to you, no harm shall come to you while I live, my sword shall do as you command. As our supreme leader and monarch, we love you, and are prepared to die to see you achieve further glory
[17:04] <CommanderTim> xD
[17:04] <CommanderTim> I like this Oz
[17:05] <CommanderTim> He is funny
[17:05] <CommanderTim> But is he as strong in battle
[17:05] <St_Oz> Grrrr gruff and tough
[17:05] * CommanderTim pulls out his Bastard Sword.
[17:05] <CommanderTim> Then fight me
[17:05] <EmpressAstarial> I hear your pledge, Lord McMasterdonia, and I vow to heed your advice and never take advantage of your loyalty.
[17:05] * CommanderTim challenges Oz to a fight
[17:06] <Ananke> That's nice St_Oz. What have you fought against though?
[17:06] <St_Oz> Ummm
[17:06] <CommanderTim> Are you worthy of being my Right Hand of Fappulous!
[17:06] <St_Oz> o.o
[17:06] * GeneralMcMasterdonia bows to Empress Astarial
[17:06] <Jamie> ewww.
[17:06] <Jamie> tim.
[17:06] <Jamie> tmi.
[17:06] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Thank you your grace, you truly are noble and fair
[17:06] <Gavin> Empress, I pledge to you all the dovka that you may wish.
[17:06] <St_Oz> I have maybe fought against things like TITO and ADN in the past Lady Ananke!
[17:06] <CommanderTim> Ananke: We fight against heretics and infidels
[17:07] <St_Oz> But yes I changed focus!
[17:07] * CommanderTim offers The Empress some vodka
[17:07] <St_Oz> I now defend the bedchambers of her majesty the Empress!
[17:07] <St_Oz> As a right hand!
[17:07] <Funkadelia> lol
[17:07] * CommanderTim raises an eyebrow
[17:07] <Funkadelia> The Smelly Hashish Islandtopia of Saint Oz
[17:07] <St_Oz> lololol
[17:07] <St_Oz> Uhhh
[17:07] <EmpressAstarial> Gavin, your thoughtful humor pleases me. We accept!
[17:07] <Ananke> I don't think it's a good idea to mention other ladies bedchambers, when you're trying to court someone...
[17:08] * CommanderTim deploys ST_Oz on a campaign. Sack all the sinkers
[17:08] <St_Oz> D:
[17:08] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Every day usurpers, assassins, and ambitious barons threaten our Empress. It is the duty of us all to keep such people like Eluvatar and Windy at bay
[17:08] <Gavin> And Gov. Don't forget him
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[17:09] <Eluvatar> I object to being listed in the same list as Govindia
[17:09] <St_Oz> My apologies Ananke! I am not very good at courting, but I am good at spanish guitar
[17:09] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> I propose we build a new Imperial Palce for Empress Astarial
[17:09] <Windy> Me too
[17:09] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> It is only fitting
[17:09] <Ananke> yeah, I think that's a bit harsh too lol
[17:09] <EmpressAstarial> The Peon-Wrangler has a point.
[17:09] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Apologies, if I was overly harsh, in defending you, your grace
[17:09] * GeneralMcMasterdonia bows
[17:09] <EmpressAstarial> You are forgiven, my general
[17:09] <St_Oz> For you Ananke! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B6jOUzBKYc
[17:09] <St_Oz> Roses and stuff
[17:10] <Ananke> well, you certainly are persistent.
[17:10] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar and Windsor do not love me, 'tis true. But they shall not come to harm so long as they do not attempt to usurp my throne.
[17:10] * CommanderTim proposes to the Empress that Eluvatar could make a good Keeper of the Records
[17:10] <Funkadelia> (12:09:39 PM) St_Oz: For you Ananke! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B6jOUzBKYc <== Civ 4 Spain
[17:10] <EmpressAstarial> And we do hope that they shall come to love Me as I love them.
[17:10] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> A Librarian!
[17:10] * St_Oz bows
[17:10] <St_Oz> SHUT UP FUNK
[17:10] <Funkadelia> lol
[17:10] <Ananke> Psst, Asta. I think you're the one usurping Eluvatars throne.
[17:10] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Please do not curse, in the Empress's presence
[17:10] <St_Oz> My apologies your majesty
[17:10] <EmpressAstarial> Ananke, Eluvatar has no throne
[17:10] <EmpressAstarial> he decries the monarchy
[17:10] <St_Oz> Fuckadelia was being mean
[17:10] <Funkadelia> I like the piece, but it instantly reminds me of Civ 4 Spain
[17:10] * Gavin proposes to the Empress that Elu would make a good cleaner
[17:11] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> It is known.
[17:11] <EmpressAstarial> And we *did* give him a chance to object.
[17:11] <EmpressAstarial> He did not object
[17:11] <CommanderTim> Indeed
[17:11] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> It is known.
[17:11] <Bel> Your Grace, if Tim is to serve as one of your generals, should he not be a Knight?
[17:11] <St_Oz> Empress! May I speak?
[17:11] <EmpressAstarial> You are entirely correct!
[17:11] <EmpressAstarial> Tim, you are hereby knighted
[17:11] <St_Oz> I wish to defend the honor of Eluvatar
[17:11] <EmpressAstarial> Speak, good sir Oz.
[17:11] * CommanderTim wishes not to be Knighted
[17:12] <St_Oz> Who only has best intentions
[17:12] <St_Oz> I think he would make a lovely Emperess consort
[17:12] <CommanderTim> Knights need honor my Empress. There is no honor in my position. Just blood
[17:12] <CommanderTim> I do not fight with honor and do not wish the title
[17:12] <St_Oz> If not a consort!
[17:12] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Empress, If I may be so bold, such a marriage to Eluvatar could be disastrous, he will surely try to usurp your throne at the first opportunity
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[17:13] <EmpressAstarial> Tim, your words are noted
[17:13] <St_Oz> Then he can be a concubine!
[17:13] <CommanderTim> St JAL the Usurper has returned!
[17:13] <EmpressAstarial> Would a lordship please you better?
[17:13] <Gavin> I agree with A, Your Grace. That swine Elu is only after your power.
[17:13] <EmpressAstarial> Mcmasterdonia, you are wise.
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[17:13] * CommanderTim hails Empress Asta
[17:13] <St_Oz> But Eluvatar is worthwhile to keep!
[17:13] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> You are too kind, EmpressAstarial
[17:14] <St_Oz> He is clever with the technologies
[17:14] <EmpressAstarial> Yes, he is most clever
[17:14] <Gavin> Your Grace, perhaps a marriage the General or Durk would be more fitting?
[17:14] <St_Oz> and he likes to fool other regions into thinking we actually like them
[17:14] <CommanderTim> We have St JAL for Technology
[17:14] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> He needs to be put to good use, in the Libraries
[17:14] <Bel> Your grace, if Sir Tim is to be made a Lord, he must have a peerage
[17:14] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> As a historian of the empire
[17:14] <Bel> What say you sir?
[17:14] * CommanderTim wouldn't mind marrying the Empress :3
[17:14] <Bel> What peerage shall you claim?
[17:14] * madjack wonders why the Empress needs to marry
[17:14] <madjack> especially one as low born as CommanderTim
[17:14] <CommanderTim> Bel: say whaaa?
[17:15] * CommanderTim looks at madjack
[17:15] <Bel> How can you be a lord without a peerage?
[17:15] <CommanderTim> Silence
[17:15] <Bel> I am Lord of the Peerage of Thel
[17:15] <CommanderTim> Bel: let me think
[17:15] <Gavin> The Empress needs to marry so there isn't a break in the succession, so Elu couldn't take the throne.
[17:15] <EmpressAstarial> GeneralMcMasterdonia is pledged to the SuperMarriage, as befits a delegate.
[17:15] <EmpressAstarial> Gavin, my heir is the Princess Abbey
[17:15] <Bel> We have an heir designate
[17:15] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> I will marry the Empress if that is her wish, she does not need a consort to rule, her ability to lead is absolute and clear
[17:15] <Bel> her Imperial Highness Princess Abbey Anumia de Moselle Astarial
[17:15] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> As you wish, your grace
[17:16] <CommanderTim> Bel: I am Lord of the Peerage of Stark
[17:16] <Bel> So be it, my Lord!
[17:16] <CommanderTim> It is known
[17:17] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> It is known.
[17:18] * CommanderTim asks for permission to cut out the tongue of the Mad Jack, for he insulted Tim's birth
[17:18] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Lord Comannder Tim Stark, it is an honour. I am General Mcmasterdonia, house Tyrel
[17:18] <madjack> I would note that being given a lordship does not make one noble
[17:18] <Wopruthien> I always thought Commandertim was an Onion
[17:18] <Ananke> I don't think insulting you is against the law, Tim.
[17:19] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Cutting out Mad Jack's tongue will not work, for he is mad
[17:19] <madjack> a lowborn lord is still lowborn
[17:19] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> he will talk without a tongue
[17:19] <Bel> Your grace, I beg appointment as Lord Mayor of the fair City of Magicality
[17:19] <EmpressAstarial> The Lady Ananke has the right of it. I shall not punish acts of speech.
[17:19] <Gavin> A bullet to the head would be more fitting.
[17:19] <St_Oz> Yay!
[17:19] <EmpressAstarial> Bel, 'tis granted
[17:19] * St_Oz paints lewd poetry on the walls of the streets
[17:19] <madjack> I could, of course, invoke my own lordly heritage but only someone who is lowborn would boast of such things
[17:19] * CommanderTim brandishes his gun
[17:19] <St_Oz> I AM YOU TIM!
[17:19] <CommanderTim> St Oz: You are dismissed
[17:19] <St_Oz> I am your right hand
[17:20] <St_Oz> You did this!
[17:20] <St_Oz> Nooooo
[17:20] <St_Oz> Free speech
[17:20] <CommanderTim> Dismissed
[17:20] <St_Oz> D:
[17:20] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> I do not approve of this silly discussion in the presence of the Empress
[17:20] <CommanderTim> I require a new 2nd in Command!
[17:20] <madjack> (5:20:00 PM) St_Oz: I am your right hand >> you are his life partner?
[17:20] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> We must not trouble her with such silliness
[17:20] <St_Oz> Madjack don't be so jelly!
[17:21] <CommanderTim> madjack of the Osiris: Would you consider becoming one of my Generals
[17:21] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> He serves the Empress of a foreign realm, who I am soon to marry, upon EmpressAstarial's wishes
[17:21] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> He could prove useful.
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[17:22] <EmpressAstarial> 'tis true, he could.
[17:22] <Scandigrad> Then it's true.
[17:22] <EmpressAstarial> We must approach your future wife, Lord Delegate, and find out her devotion to flemingovia
[17:22] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Scandigrad, welcome to the noble court of The Empress
[17:23] <Scandigrad> Oh I should put on my blues.
[17:23] <EmpressAstarial> If she is amiable, perhaps Commander Tim and Commander madjack could work together to spread His word
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[17:23] <Eluvatar> The nation "vrtbovska_zahrada" does not exist.
[17:23] <Eluvatar> D:
[17:23] <St_Oz> :c
[17:23] <Ananke> So this is why she wouldn't join the RA? She was busy fermenting rebellion.
[17:23] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> As you wish your grace
[17:24] <Gavin> Indeed.
[17:24] <St_Oz> REBELLION IS ALCOHOLIC?
[17:24] <St_Oz> YUS!
[17:24] <Gavin> LONG LIVE HER GRACE, EMPRESS ASTARIAL
[17:24] <Ananke> lol
[17:24] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> St Oz, calm yourself, do not violate the Empress Astarial's ears with your shouting
[17:24] <CommanderTim> Or else...
[17:24] <St_Oz> Praise be to the empress!
[17:24] <madjack> I really want to make an NS mount and blad warband mod now ;/
[17:24] <St_Oz> And Et cetera!
[17:24] <madjack> *blade
[17:25] <Funkadelia> Oh
[17:25] <St_Oz> I can imagine it!
[17:25] <Funkadelia> Does this mean I should put my robes on?
[17:25] <St_Oz> Raiders taking over a village
[17:25] == Funkadelia has changed nick to Justice_Funkadelia
[17:25] <St_Oz> and then there is St Oz in glorious armor and with a pole arm
[17:25] <St_Oz> on his mighty black steed
[17:25] <St_Oz> and he shouts "STAND ASIDE"
[17:25] <St_Oz> and I vanquish the enemies!
[17:25] * CommanderTim prefers Archery to Crude Swordsmanship
[17:25] <Justice_Funkadelia> (12:24:50 PM) madjack: I really want to make an NS mount and blad warband mod now ;/ <== Omg I love that game
[17:26] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Hail Empress Astarial! Lady of the Light, High Priestess of Flemingovia and Noble and Benevoloent Empress of The North Pacific
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[17:26] <Justice_Funkadelia> Hail! o/
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[17:27] * CommanderTim tips his hat to the Empress in respect
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[17:27] <Bel> Your Grace, shall we not induct the the justice of the now dissolved court into your new court?
[17:27] == mode/#tnp [+v Mahaj] by ChanServ
[17:27] <EmpressAstarial> Good Funkadelia, I do appoint thee Associate Justice, to serve with High Justice Bel.
[17:27] <Bel> Why, we think alike my lady
[17:27] <Justice_Funkadelia> I'm honored, milady
[17:27] <Bel> My fellow Justice, what Peerage do thee claim?
[17:28] <Justice_Funkadelia> Uh
[17:28] <Gavin> Your Grace, I do doubt Mahaj's loyalty to you.
[17:28] <St_Oz> My Empress! I have a degree in economics, I can serve your grace as a court's central banker
[17:28] <EmpressAstarial> Why sayst thou that, Gavin?
[17:29] <St_Oz> I will fix our currency for the benefit of our people your majesty!
[17:29] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> I do not believe Mahaj would dare raise his sword against Empress Astarial. If he did, he would meet his death at the tip of my blade
[17:29] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> well before he could harm her grace
[17:29] <Bel> The Peerage of Uh?
[17:29] <Bel> So be it, if you wisg
[17:29] <Bel> *wish
[17:29] * CommanderTim returns in his TARDIS and comes out in modern rebel fighter gear
[17:29] <Gavin> Upon learning of your ascension, he has not declared his loyalty or addressed you, Your Grace.
[17:29] <Justice_Funkadelia> **Honestly I'm imagining you all talking with gruff midieval guy voices**
[17:29] <CommanderTim>
[17:30] <Justice_Funkadelia> medieval*
[17:30] <EmpressAstarial> St Oz, your expertise is appreciated. I declare you Master of Coin
[17:30] <LtColScandigrad> His death shall soon come, shoudl he choose to raise his blade.
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[17:30] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> The government of Empress Astarial has achieved more in a single day, than any previous government of any feeder region
[17:30] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Hail Empress Astarial!
[17:30] <LtColScandigrad> Hail!
[17:31] <Justice_Funkadelia> (12:29:36 PM) Bel: The Peerage of Uh? <== Indeed, sir.
[17:31] <Gavin> Your Grace, I ask that Mahaj be placed under armed watch.
[17:31] <LtColScandigrad> God bless Her Gracefulness!
[17:32] * CommanderTim sits at the foot of the throne hefting his gun, as the Hand of the Empress
[17:32] <EmpressAstarial> I do not fear Mahajmallow's intentions
[17:32] <Eluvatar> FriarTuck: ask Gulliver to look into Tyrannus -- http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/se...&s_m=11&s_d=25&s_y=2005&e_m=8&e_d=20&e_y=2012 and inactive since May 19 2012, 03:45 AM
[17:32] <FriarTuck> Eluvatar: I'll pass that on when Gulliver is around.
[17:32] <Eluvatar> FriarTuck: tell Gulliver please
[17:32] <FriarTuck> Eluvatar: I'll pass that on when Gulliver is around.
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[17:32] == Bel has changed nick to Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel

 

[Belschaft]

Spoiler: Log the Third

[17:32] <EmpressAstarial> Lord Bel, I am no longer certain that Eluvatar is cut out to wrangle the peons of the Regional Assembly.
[17:32] <Eluvatar> FriarTuck: tell Gulliver also Emperor Bad please :#
[17:32] <FriarTuck> Eluvatar: I'll pass that on when Gulliver is around.
[17:33] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> What is your command, your grace?
[17:33] <EmpressAstarial> He is clever, and good with numbers. Let him act as official statistician.
[17:33] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> So be it
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[17:34] == GeneralMcMasterdonia has changed nick to Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell
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[17:34] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Hail EmpressAstarial
[17:34] <Justice_Funkadelia> Actually, I am Lord of the Peerage of Funk
[17:34] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> more people have come to pledge their loyalty to you
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[17:35] <Eluvatar> FriarTuck: ask Gulliver about rufusexc as well :#
[17:35] <FriarTuck> Eluvatar: I'll pass that on when Gulliver is around.
[17:35] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> Your grace, we need a new peon wrangler
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[17:35] <EmpressAstarial> You are correct.
[17:36] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> I have to take absence for a short time. I hope that you will pardon me, milady
[17:36] <EmpressAstarial> Of course, Lord Funk
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[17:36] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> I would suggest Gulliver as a possible peon wrangler
[17:36] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> I nominate Durk for such a role
[17:37] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> Ah, Gulliver is a finer choice
[17:37] <EmpressAstarial> Both good suggestions.
[17:37] <Gavin> I second the nomination of Durk
[17:37] <CommanderTim> Saint JAL the Usurper as Peon Wrangler.
[17:37] <LtColScandigrad> Your Gracefulness, if it would please you, I would be honored to serve as the Supreme Commander of our ground forces.
[17:37] <EmpressAstarial> Durk has already been appointed Our royal fool. I would require a new fool at least as good.
[17:37] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Empress Astarial, Gulliver is known to be very good with such things
[17:37] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> he has a way with the people
[17:38] <EmpressAstarial> Gulliver has not pledged his loyalty to Us
[17:38] <EmpressAstarial> If Gulliver so pledges, then he shall be so appointed.
[17:38] <LtColScandigrad> I pledge my loyalty to your Glorious Empire.
[17:38] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Your grace
[17:38] * Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell bows
[17:38] <LtColScandigrad> In case I have not done so already, your grace.
[17:38] <LtColScandigrad> *Your Grace
[17:38] <Gavin> I nominate Koth as the new fool. He is entirely good for the position.
[17:38] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> JAL makes such a fine fool
[17:38] <EmpressAstarial> I hear your pledge, Sir Scandigrad, and I vow to use it only for the good of the realm.
[17:39] <Mahaj> wat
[17:39] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> Perhaps Anake might serve as Peon Wrangler?
[17:39] <LtColScandigrad> I am honored, Your Gracefulness
[17:39] * LtColScandigrad bows
[17:39] <Gavin> Mahaj, pledge your loyalty to Her Grace, the Empress, or die.
[17:39] <EmpressAstarial> Mahaj! Welcome
[17:39] <Ananke> what is a peon wrangler anyway?
[17:39] <EmpressAstarial> http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/6948841/1/#new
[17:40] <EmpressAstarial> My loyal subjects hath proclaimed me Empress
[17:40] <EmpressAstarial> Lady Ananke, the peon-wrangler is the Speaker of the Assembly.
[17:40] <Ananke> ah. that sounds kinda boring
[17:40] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Mahaj, you must bow and pledge loyalty to the Empress as the true ruler of the realm
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[17:40] <Koth> wat
[17:40] <LordStark> Or face death
[17:40] * LtColScandigrad raises his weapon
[17:40] <Koth> I haven't bee paying attention
[17:40] <Koth> but I'm no fool
[17:40] <LtColScandigrad> (at Mahaj)
[17:40] <Koth> been*
[17:41] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> It is a great honour Anake
[17:41] <EmpressAstarial> Lady Ananke, you would prefer a more exciting role, perhaps?
[17:41] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> A fool, is one that does not pay attention to his Empress.
[17:41] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> And carries a peerage
[17:41] <Windy> :/
[17:41] <Ananke> I don't have the patience to debate laws I'm afraid, so I think I'd make a bad speaker of the assembly.
[17:42] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> You need not
[17:42] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> There are no laws
[17:42] <Koth> As long as you're violently taking over TNP
[17:42] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> Only the word of her grace
[17:42] <Koth> can you throw Windy in the dungeons
[17:42] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> Your job is to keep the peons in line
[17:42] <EmpressAstarial> Fear not, Lady Ananke! As wrangler, your duty is merely to ensure the obedience of the members
[17:42] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Not violently Koth.
[17:42] <EmpressAstarial> Young Windsor, you have a complaint?
[17:42] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> The Empress Astarial has the faith of her people. They love her, and would die for her.
[17:42] <Windy> Nah, the chat was quiet so I out :/
[17:42] <Koth> I'm not even a citizen
[17:42] <Windy> put*
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[17:43] <EmpressAstarial> That is an interesting observation. The chat does not seem to have been quiet for quite some time
[17:43] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> It is known.
[17:43] <Ananke> ah, yeah, I'm no good at that either, Asta, so you'll probably have to find someone else for that position.
[17:43] <LtColScandigrad> I concur, your Gracefulness.
[17:43] * LtColScandigrad lowers his weapon.
[17:43] <EmpressAstarial> Would you prefer a more exciting position, Lady Ananke?
[17:44] * LordStark raises his weapon
[17:44] <Ananke> yep
[17:44] <Koth> Can I be the evil heretic who is banished from the realms of TNP
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[17:44] <EmpressAstarial> What would be more your style?
[17:44] * LtColScandigrad raises his weapon as well.
[17:44] * LordStark watches The Peasants carefully
[17:44] <Ananke> Hmm, I don't know.
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[17:44] <LordStark> D:
[17:44] * Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell stands beside Empress Astarial's throne, leaning on his sword
[17:44] * Koth contemplates the benefits of assassination
[17:44] * LtColScandigrad watches for anyone not willing to pledge loyalty to Her Gracefulness
[17:44] <LordStark> The empress!
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[17:45] <Koth> SHE HATH RETURNED
[17:45] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> The Empress is always with us
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[17:45] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> Imperial Headswoman?
[17:45] * LordStark cries in relief
[17:45] * LtColScandigrad swings his weapon towards Koth
[17:45] * Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell stands beside Empress Astarial's throne, leaning on his sword
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[17:45] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> We need someone to deal with the traitors and heretics among us
[17:45] * LordStark walks up to Koth
[17:45] <Koth> LordStark!
[17:45] <Koth> My dearest uncle!
[17:45] <EmpressAstarial> My apologies, loyal subjects. I seem to have tripped.
[17:45] == EmpressAstarial has changed nick to Astarial
[17:45] <Ananke> I'm too nice to cut people heads off...
[17:45] <Koth> WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY
[17:45] == Astarial has changed nick to Asta
[17:45] * LordStark brandishes his Kalashnikov. Koth. You contemplated treason
[17:45] == Asta has changed nick to Astarial
[17:45] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> It is the duty of us all, to cut people's heads off if the Empress so decrees
[17:45] <LtColScandigrad> KOTH! SUBMIT AT ONCE!
[17:46] <LtColScandigrad> OR FACE DEATH!
[17:46] * madjack notes that the presence of drawn steel in the presence of royalty is a breach of protocal.
[17:46] <Koth> How did you go about reading my mind?
[17:46] == Astarial has changed nick to EmpressAstarial
[17:46] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> Mistress of Protocol?
[17:46] <LtColScandigrad> I am quite trained.
[17:46] <LordStark> Koth: I am a man of many talents
[17:46] * Koth whips out M16
[17:46] <LtColScandigrad> We are men of arms. We know how to read our foes.
[17:46] <EmpressAstarial> Lady Ananke, what would be more your style?
[17:46] <Koth> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
[17:46] * LordStark escorts Koth to the dungeon
[17:46] * LtColScandigrad doubletaps Koth's temple.
[17:46] <Ananke> Can I be in charge of foreign affairs? I'm ok at that.
[17:46] * Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell throws himself in front of the Empress
[17:46] * LordStark shoots Koth
[17:46] * Koth can't type as fast as the other two nerds
[17:46] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> Mistress of Letters?
[17:46] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Protect Empress Astarial!
[17:47] * madjack watches.
[17:47] * LtColScandigrad kicks away the M16
[17:47] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Kill the Usurper!
[17:47] <Koth> LOL I HAS FORCEFIELD
[17:47] * LtColScandigrad lowers his weapon.
[17:47] <Koth> mah
[17:47] <LtColScandigrad> FIRE THE IGNORE CANNON!
[17:47] == mode/#tnp [+o EmpressAstarial] by Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell
[17:47] <Koth> NO I NEED ATTENTION
[17:47] <EmpressAstarial> Thank you, Lord Mcmasterdonia!
[17:47] <Koth> DONT DO THIS TO ME
[17:47] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Your grace
[17:47] <LtColScandigrad> Your Gracefulness, please forgive me for the mess I have made in your royal halls.
[17:48] <Ananke> Isn't mistress of letters just a glorified scribe?
[17:48] <LtColScandigrad> I will have it seen to at once, Your Gracefulness.
[17:48] <Master_of_Coin_Oz>
[17:48] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Clean it up immediately, the Empress need not be distrubed by such trivial matters
[17:48] <Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel> You may choose your own title, if her grace wishes it
[17:48] == Koth has changed nick to probablydead
[17:48] <Master_of_Coin_Oz> Do not worry Ananke! I should be named Chairman but I like this title better
[17:48] <Master_of_Coin_Oz> I feel super important!
[17:48] * Master_of_Coin_Oz fixes prices of the realm
[17:49] * LtColScandigrad drags away Koth to a dungeon cell.
[17:49] * LtColScandigrad calls in the maids to mop
[17:49] <Master_of_Coin_Oz> The south pacific will love our cheap wares!
[17:49] * LordStark requests the OP of Realm Defending to prevent Mayhem like Koth
[17:49] == probablydead has changed nick to TheBodyofKoth
[17:49] == mode/#tnp [-o EmpressAstarial] by Eluvatar
[17:49] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> I can protect the Empress from mayhem like koth
[17:49] == LtColScandigrad has changed nick to SupremeCommanderScandigrad
[17:49] <TheBodyofKoth> Being dead is boring.
[17:49] <Gavin> I petition the Empress to build a colosseum, so we may observe prisoners fighting to the death!
[17:49] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Let us not forget Empress Astarial has the protection of the Divines
[17:49] <LordStark> My Empress. I apologize for the mess we have made in your hall.
[17:50] <EmpressAstarial> It is no problem, Lord Stark.
[17:50] == TheBodyofKoth has changed nick to aDifferentCharacter
[17:50] * LordStark watches it carefully
[17:50] <SupremeCommanderScandigrad> We have had it cleaned up, and is now pristine, My Empress.
[17:50] <EmpressAstarial> Excellent, Commander
[17:50] <aDifferentCharacter> Am I still being ignored? o.O
[17:50] <EmpressAstarial> I admire the shine
[17:51] <SupremeCommanderScandigrad> All the better to admire your beauty, Your Gracefulness!
[17:51] == mode/#tnp [+o EmpressAstarial] by Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell
[17:51] <Gavin> Your Grace, I petition You to build a colosseum, so we may observe prisoners fighting to the death!
[17:51] <LordStark> Scandigrad: Can you shorten your nick. It's crashing my client
[17:51] == SupremeCommanderScandigrad has changed nick to SCscandigrad
[17:51] <LordStark> Also. Let us remember who the Commander here really is
[17:51] == SCscandigrad has changed nick to SC_Scandigrad
[17:51] == LordStark has changed nick to LordCommanderStark
[17:51] <SC_Scandigrad> How's that?
[17:51] <LordCommanderStark> Thanks
[17:51] == aDifferentCharacter has changed nick to Anonymouse
[17:52] <EmpressAstarial> Koth, why art thou reluctant to join my realm?
[17:52] == Lord_Belschaft_of_Thel has changed nick to Lord_Bel
[17:52] <Anonymouse> Who's Koth?
[17:52] <SC_Scandigrad> Commander, what is your command?
[17:52] <LordCommanderStark> Stop Anonymouse
[17:52] <LordCommanderStark> He may not touch the Empress
[17:52] <SC_Scandigrad> I am the Supreme Commander of Her Gracefulness' Royal Army.
[17:52] <Anonymouse> I wasn't planning on it.
[17:52] <SC_Scandigrad>
[17:52] <Lord_Bel> Your grace, I beg the office of Lord Chancellor
[17:53] <EmpressAstarial> What does the Lord Chancellor do, Lord Bel?
[17:53] <Windy> Being Chairman of a party is work -_-
[17:53] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Silence Windy
[17:53] * Anonymouse observes quietly
[17:53] <Lord_Bel> Keeps records up to date, issues proclamations, etc
[17:53] <Windy> :O
[17:53] <Lord_Bel> The hard work whilst you reign
[17:53] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Would that not be covered by my position as Lord Delegate?
[17:53] <LordCommanderStark> Scandigrad: Were you granted this role by the Empress?
[17:54] * Lord_Bel notes that according to his records Scandigrad is merely Captain of the Foot
[17:54] <SC_Scandigrad>
[17:54] <LordCommanderStark> ^
[17:54] == Master_of_Coin_Oz has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
[17:54] <SC_Scandigrad> Coup
[17:54] <EmpressAstarial> He did request the position, but I had not made a decision
[17:54] <SC_Scandigrad> Oh
[17:54] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> That C word is forbidden in the realm
[17:54] * LordCommanderStark reminds Scandigrad that Supreme Commander is not a Title
[17:54] <SC_Scandigrad> That's where I was mislead, My Empress. I beg your forgiveness.
[17:54] * Lord_Bel is poised to update the Imperial Archives at a moments notice
[17:54] <EmpressAstarial> I had appointed Tim as commander of the holy armed forces, good Sir Scandigrad.
[17:55] * LordCommanderStark nods
[17:55] <EmpressAstarial> Wouldst thou serve as his right hand man?
[17:55] <SC_Scandigrad> Yes Empress.
[17:55] * LordCommanderStark can drink to that
[17:55] <LordCommanderStark> Scandigrad: Get us some wine
[17:55] <SC_Scandigrad> At once sir.
[17:55] <Gavin> Your Grace, I beg that I be granted Lord Justice under Your Grace, so I may deliver punishment to those who seek to harm Your Grace.
[17:55] <EmpressAstarial> Lord Bel, would it not be better to separate the positions of Lord Chancellor and High Justice?
[17:55] * SC_Scandigrad signals to one of the servants.
[17:55] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Scandigrad, is fine and noble, I think it to be a violation of his noble birth and fine character to use him for such errands Lord Commander
[17:56] <Lord_Bel> Your grace... I must admit I was attempting to concentrate power in my own hands
[17:56] <SC_Scandigrad> Private, Please get a fine glass of Red Wine.
[17:56] <Lord_Bel> I beg forgiveness
[17:56] <EmpressAstarial> Yes, Lord Bel, I had noticed.
[17:56] <Lord_Bel> It was for the good of your realm
[17:56] <SC_Scandigrad> I believe a 2002 of Her Empress' garden would be excellent for the occasion.
[17:56] <EmpressAstarial> You are forgiven in this instance.
[17:57] * Anonymouse eyes the wine
[17:57] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Power is best centralised with the Empress, with we her noble servants assisting her rule
[17:57] <LordCommanderStark> Lord Muffins: True. It appears that hazing of the 2nd Commander is frowned upon now
[17:57] <SC_Scandigrad> Ah!
[17:57] == Dr_DOOM has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
[17:57] * SC_Scandigrad takes the bottle
[17:57] <SC_Scandigrad> An excellent selection Private!
[17:57] * LordCommanderStark takes the bottle
[17:57] <LordCommanderStark> And excellent choice 2nd Commander!
[17:57] * SC_Scandigrad hands around glasses
[17:58] <Anonymouse> Ummm, may I partake in this drink?
[17:58] <SC_Scandigrad> Shall we?
[17:58] * LordCommanderStark toasts to the Empire
[17:58] <EmpressAstarial> Indeed, small mouse.
[17:58] <Lord_Bel> May I instead have the honour of Keeper of the Imperial Seal?
[17:58] <SC_Scandigrad> Hear hear!
[17:58] <LordCommanderStark> To the beauty of the Empress!
[17:58] <Anonymouse> *squee*
[17:58] * Anonymouse toasts
[17:58] <LordCommanderStark> To the new age of Nort Pacifica!
[17:58] * LordCommanderStark toasts
[17:58] <Lord_Bel> A minor posistion, with no powers, but great prestige
[17:58] <SC_Scandigrad> Hear hear!
[17:59] * Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell hails Empress Astarial!
[17:59] <Lord_Bel> A TOAST, TO THE EMPRESS!
[17:59] <Lord_Bel> MAY SHE REIGN TEN THOUSAND YEARS!
[17:59] <SC_Scandigrad> Hear!
[17:59] * Anonymouse sips his comparatively large glass
[18:01] <Anonymouse> So, whatever happened to the *shudder* previous ruler of North Pacifica anyway?
[18:01] <EmpressAstarial> You mean Eluvatar?
[18:01] <Lord_Bel> You grace, Kiwi has yet to swear his alleigence
[18:01] <EmpressAstarial> 'tis true, Kiwi has not.
[18:01] <EmpressAstarial> Has he spoken?
[18:02] == Gavin has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
[18:02] <Lord_Bel> I believe he is to awed by your presence to do so
[18:02] <Anonymouse> As a mouse, I do not recall being alive during the previous reign.
[18:03] <LordCommanderStark> You weren't
[18:03] == SC_Scandigrad has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
[18:03] == Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk has joined #tnp
[18:03] == mode/#tnp [+v Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk] by ChanServ
[18:04] == Felasia has quit []
[18:04] * LordCommanderStark observes that his 2nd in Commands has gone on the Campaign off War
[18:04] == Figs has joined #tnp
[18:04] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Lord Funkadelia!
[18:04] == mode/#tnp [+v Figs] by ChanServ
[18:04] == mode/#tnp [+v Figs] by ChanServ
[18:04] == EmpressAstarial has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Figs))]
[18:04] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> hail, Lord Mcmasterdoni
[18:04] == Figs has changed nick to EmpressAstarial
[18:04] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> a
[18:04] * Anonymouse squeaks at the arrival of Funkaedlia
[18:04] <Anonymouse> (It's Koth)
[18:04] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> Ah
[18:05] * LordCommanderStark aims a gun at the mouse
[18:05] <LordCommanderStark> Koth ya say?
[18:05] <LordCommanderStark>
[18:05] <Anonymouse> That was OOC!
[18:05] <EmpressAstarial> Welcome back, Lord Funk!
[18:05] <LordCommanderStark> I know
[18:05] * Lord_Bel has so many IP's to edit out
[18:06] == madjack has changed nick to outjack
[18:06] * Anonymouse crawls up to LordCommanderStark's shoulder
[18:06] * LordCommanderStark pulls a combat knife
[18:06] <Anonymouse> MEEP.
[18:06] <Anonymouse> Sir, sir!
[18:06] * LordCommanderStark puts the mouse off his shoulder
[18:06] <Anonymouse> Spare my small and insignificant self!
[18:06] <LordCommanderStark> You are spared
[18:07] <Anonymouse> Thank the Empress!
[18:07] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Mouse stew is delicious
[18:07] * LordCommanderStark flings the hilt-deep into a target
[18:07] <Anonymouse> I believe that wine may have gotten me slightly intoxicated
[18:07] <LordCommanderStark> knife*
[18:07] <EmpressAstarial> I hereby name Anonymouse the official royal pet.
[18:07] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> ^-^
[18:07] * Anonymouse squeaks
[18:07] <Anonymouse> Your majesty, this honor is unparallelled!
[18:08] * Anonymouse crawls up to the arm of the Empress' throne
[18:08] * LordCommanderStark suggests watching carefully this mouse. It seems to be a Kantopia Orth Time Hoarder.
[18:09] <LordCommanderStark> Very dangerous if angry
[18:09] <Anonymouse> (K.O.T.H.)
[18:09] <Anonymouse> (i see what you did there)
[18:09] <LordCommanderStark> OOC: ya know it
[18:10] <Anonymouse> I assure you sir, a small rodent such as myself could bring harm to no man of this glorious realm
[18:10] * LordCommanderStark pulls the poison gland from the K.O.T.H.. Of course not.
[18:11] * Anonymouse coughs
[18:11] * LordCommanderStark pets the mouse
[18:11] <Anonymouse> :3
[18:11] * EmpressAstarial pets the mouse as well
[18:11] <EmpressAstarial> what a small and cute mouse.
[18:12] * Anonymouse revels in the attention
[18:12] * LordCommanderStark munches on some munchies
[18:13] <Anonymouse> I think this enchanted wine is wearing off, I may not be capable of speech for much longer, your majesty
[18:13] * LordCommanderStark pours more
[18:13] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> Your grace, EmpressAstarial, with your permission I will go and attend to urgent WA matters, I shall return as soon as they are completed
[18:13] == mode/#tnp [+o EmpressAstarial] by Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell
[18:13] <Anonymouse> Is it lunchtime at the #WB already?
[18:13] <Anonymouse> 3WB*
[18:15] == Fratt|Away has changed nick to frattastan
[18:15] <EmpressAstarial> Granted, Lord Stark
[18:16] <Lord_Bel> Ah, Fratt dear sir!
[18:16] * LordCommanderStark blinks
[18:16] <Lord_Bel> Are you here to pay homage?
[18:16] <Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell> EmpressAstarial?
[18:16] <LordCommanderStark> My Empress: Do you mean Lord Tyrell?
[18:16] * Anonymouse shudders at the arrival of Fratt
[18:17] == Lord_Mcmasterdonia_Tyrell has changed nick to LordTyrell|Away
[18:17] * LordCommanderStark tips his hat to Frattles
[18:17] * LordTyrell|Away bows to Empress Astarial
[18:17] == rrrr has joined #tnp
[18:17] <LordTyrell|Away> Good day Lord Stark
[18:17] == Windy has left #tnp []
[18:17] <LordCommanderStark> Welcome to the Court of the Empress Partner
[18:17] <Mahaj> what is this
[18:17] * LordCommanderStark looks at Mahaj carefully
[18:17] == rrrr has left #tnp []
[18:17] <EmpressAstarial> Yes, Lord Mcmasterdonia?
[18:17] * Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk powders his wig
[18:18] <Anonymouse> *hic* my dearest Mahaj, this is the throne room of our majesty, Empress Astarial!
[18:18] <EmpressAstarial> I apologize, Lord Mcmasterdonia
[18:18] * LordCommanderStark needs no wig.
[18:18] <EmpressAstarial> I did indeed misspeak, and intended to say thy name
[18:18] <EmpressAstarial> Welcome, Mahaj!
[18:18] <EmpressAstarial> My loyal subjects hath proclaimed me Empress.
[18:18] <EmpressAstarial> Will you join us?
[18:18] == Windy has joined #tnp
[18:18] == mode/#tnp [+v Windy] by ChanServ
[18:19] <Mahaj> in proclaiming you empress?
[18:19] <Mahaj> idunno
[18:19] <LordCommanderStark> My Empress, I regretfully say that I must depart for 10 minutes. Shall you be able to stay save or shall I stay?
[18:19] <LordCommanderStark> safe*
[18:19] * Anonymouse is taken aback
[18:19] <Lord_Bel> She is already proclaimed, Mahaj
[18:19] <Mahaj> then what am i needed for?
[18:19] <Anonymouse> Dost thou not revel in love for our dearest Empress?
[18:19] <Lord_Bel> All that is expected from you is homage
[18:19] <LordCommanderStark> Swear Fealty
[18:20] <Mahaj> although i do like seeing Tim so meek :p
[18:20] <Lord_Bel> In return, she may grant you an indulgence
[18:20] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> This is now the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northen Pacific, ruled by Her Majesty Empress Astarial
[18:20] <LordCommanderStark> ^
[18:20] <LordCommanderStark> Hail!
[18:20] <EmpressAstarial> Lord Stark, I shall miss thee in thy absence, but thou mayst depart
[18:20] <Anonymouse> Praise be with the Empress!
[18:21] * Anonymouse snuggles closer to Asta
[18:21] * EmpressAstarial cuddles the mouse
[18:21] <Windy> I think I am being stalked or something
[18:21] <Anonymouse> (Who would have known not being evil could have its benefits?)
[18:21] <LordCommanderStark> Thank You my Empress. *Tim places a protective field on Asta that should protect her*
[18:21] <LordCommanderStark> I shall return
[18:21] <EmpressAstarial> Young Windsor, what seems to be the matter?
[18:21] == LordCommanderStark has changed nick to StarkAway
[18:22] <Windy> Remember earlier someone joined the channel named rrr ?
[18:22] * Anonymouse recalls this event
[18:22] <StarkAway> rrrr to be precise
[18:22] <Anonymouse> Thou art a smartass.
[18:22] <Anonymouse> (jk )
[18:22] <Windy> he joined all the channels I am in
[18:22] * Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk raises his eyebrows at the mose
[18:22] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> mouse*
[18:22] <Eluvatar> Mahaj: join the rebellion instead!
[18:23] * StarkAway shrugs. I've had that happen often
[18:23] <Eluvatar>
[18:23] <Windy> n pm he said he wants to hook up
[18:23] <StarkAway> AND ERMARGERD !
[18:23] <Windy> i tried the ignore command
[18:23] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> Thou art a heretic, Eluvatar!
[18:23] <Windy> it did not work
[18:23] * StarkAway puts down the rebellion
[18:23] <Lord_Funkadelia_of_Funk> This goes against all that is Flemingovianism!
[18:23] <Anonymouse> Eluvatar must be *hic* taken to the dungeons at once!
[18:24] == Ananke has left #tnp []
[18:24] <Eluvatar> http://youtu.be/EjMNNpIksaI
[18:24] <Eluvatar> One does not simply "put down" the Rebellion
[18:25] <EmpressAstarial> Windsor, have you tried #dragonweyr?
[18:25] * Anonymouse hisses at the heretic
[18:25] <EmpressAstarial> Mahaj, join not the silly Eluvatar and his hopeless rebellion.
[18:25] <Windy> not yet. I told him I will report him if he conrinues.
[18:25] <Lord_Bel> Elu, at least this way you get out of your marriages
[18:26] <Eluvatar> xD
[18:26] <EmpressAstarial> Though, as he has now risen up in open revolt, I am afraid I must strip him of his titles.

 

[Govindia]

 

[peoples empire]

 

[Tim]

You guys are just mad you aren't part of the empire.

Hail Flemingovia! Hail the Empress!


In the Empire. We are happy.

 

[Govindia]

You guys are just mad you aren't part of the empire.

Hail Flemingovia! Hail the Empress!


In the Empire. We are happy.

The last time there was an "empire", the people of The East Pacific were not happy about it.

 

[Tim]

To the Three... infidels...

Eluvatar: The Oligarch
Govindia: The Govindia
Peoples Army: The False Accuser

The Empress has noted your names... Your rebellion attempt has not gone unnoticed.

 

[Govindia]

To the Three... infidels...

Eluvatar: The Oligarch
Govindia: The Govindia
Peoples Army: The False Accuser

The Empress has noted your names... Your rebellion attempt has not gone unnoticed.

Tim: The Weeping Angel.

Don't blink, son

 

[Tim]

To the Three... infidels...

Eluvatar: The Oligarch
Govindia: The Govindia
Peoples Army: The False Accuser

The Empress has noted your names... Your rebellion attempt has not gone unnoticed.

Tim: The Weeping Angel.

Don't blink, son

Au Contraire.

If I am the Weeping Angel then it is you who should not blink.

And don't call me son.

 

[Tim]

You guys are just mad you aren't part of the empire.

Hail Flemingovia! Hail the Empress!


In the Empire. We are happy.

The last time there was an "empire", the people of The East Pacific were not happy about it.

From the Empress Astarial
Delivered by her Lord Commander, Tim Stark.

The Empress Astarial would like to know if you always have your head this far up your a**, sir."

 

[St George]

the empire.

-----

the Empire.

inb4tepcutsrelations

 

[Romanoffia]

The Cheese God will protect The North Pacific from these heretics. All hail Aristaeus, God of Cheese!

 

[Georgiana]

God save our Delegate long live Democracy long may it reign.

Yay for the cheese god

 

[Tim]

God save our Delegate long live Democracy long may it reign.

Yay for the cheese god

Infidel! Heretic! Traitor!

Long Live The Empire!
Long Live The Empress!

May Flemingovia watch over us and guide us for ages to come!

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Hail Empress Astarial, the first of her name, hail flemingovia that we are blessed with one as benevolent as she on our imperial throne.

-Lord Delegate McMasterdonia Tyrell

OOC: I think people need to take a look at where this is posted, and keep in character please

 

[Ravenna]

Phhhhhh...I will be the Empress of the Greater North Pacific -_-

 

[Scandigrad]

God save our Delegate long live Democracy long may it reign.

Yay for the cheese god

Infidel! Heretic! Traitor!

Long Live The Empire!
Long Live The Empress!

May Flemingovia watch over us and guide us for ages to come!

I will launch a counter-insurgency operation at once, Lord Commander.

Long Live the Empire!
Long Live the Empress!

May Flemingovia bless my forces as they march into battle, and give me the wisdom to conquer the infidel.

 

[Romanoffia]

You must all bow the the Cheese God for only the Cheese God can bestow earthly fermented dairy comestibles and related Empires!

Hail The Cheese God! Cheddar!

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Her grace, Empress Astarial does not condone the worship of cheese. She is a loyal flemingovianist, and tolerates the existence of your church. Little more than that.

Lord Commander Tim Stark, you and I have been granted authority by the Empress Astarial and her daughter Princess Abbey, to deal with these enemies of the realm as we see fit.

 

[Romanoffia]

Her grace, Empress Astarial does not condone the worship of cheese. She is a loyal flemingovianist, and tolerates the existence of your church. Little more than that.

But the Church of the Cheese God already tolerates the Fleminigovianists. Therefore, the Cheese God, in all his tolerance, tolerated the Flemingovianists first. We have primacy.

All must bow down before the All Powerful Cheese God!

Best Regards,

Roman, Pope of the Holey (get it? ) Cheese God Aristaeus, Inc., Exclusive Franchise Holder and Distributer of Aristaeus, Inc.

 

[Govindia]

By order of the Ramaban Parliamentary Bureau of Justice:

All members of cults and religions in this nation questionable to the defence of the nation, which includes Jehovah's Witnesses, Scientologists, and Flemingovians, shall be deported to Zemnaya Svoboda or face execution for failing to comply with a Parliamentary Order of Justice.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

HAIL!

 

[mcmasterdonia]

The Empress will not tolerate the extradition of those of the one true faith. The nation of Ramaba will feel the full heat of the imperial regional army, if he does not comply with converting his nation to the true faith of flemingovianism. He must further take an oath of allegiance to the Empress, and declare all state owned assets.

-Lord-Delegate McMasterdonia Tyrell-

 

[Govindia]

The Empress will not tolerate the extradition of those of the one true faith. The nation of Ramaba will feel the full heat of the imperial regional army, if he does not comply with converting his nation to the true faith of flemingovianism. He must further take an oath of allegiance to the Empress, and declare all state owned assets.

-Lord-Delegate McMasterdonia Tyrell-

Ramaba will not comply with some foreign childish authority 12,000 miles away locked up in some bubble who never has experienced the joys of such things like banana creme pie, sushi, and curry. The extradition will happen. Ramaba has already located 24,349 individuals subject to this notice and will begin deploying Parliamentary Guardsmen to enforce this order. Justice and Security of the nation will be preserved against these subversive cults.

 

[Romanoffia]

(24 August 2012 - St. Petersburg, Novare Res) - Citizens of Novare Res are so infuriated with the vociferous tiny Flemingovian minority that they have risen up in militias to deal with the problem.

The seditious activities of Flemingovians have so infuriated the population of Novare Res that civilian militias have been rounding up Flemingovians, pillorying them, and then bombarding them with a variety of different cheeses.

Tsar Roman I in a recent interview said, "While this public unrest is supported by the vast majority of Romanoffians, these pillory incidents, while extremely interesting and garnering massive followings in the TV ratings, are, well, very entertaining. I do not condone this massive display of intolerance against Flemingovians, all three of them, the rest having fled to New Jersey, Exit 15W on the Gardens State Turnpike to be exact, but I am too buys laughing to issue a proclamation condemning the recent wave of intolerance and flying cheese."

The Tsar continued, "I don't believe these particular Flemingovians are representative of Flemingovians in general, but rather are a sub-group of Flem-Jihadists who are insistent in their attempts to contaminate the cheese cultures of Novare Res. Oh, bugger! Did you see that? That Romanoffian is using that Flemingovian's nostrils as a cheese grater! Oh! Damn! And they used a block of hard Provolone too!"

Cheese News Network (CNN) and Neuchâtel Broadcasting Network (NBC) have attempted to contact the Flemingovia Deity for comment but his answering service said he was unavailable for comment because he is presently in Argentina planning to convert the residents of the Faulkland Islands to Flemingovianism. Sources say that the Faulkland Islanders are too dedicated to Sheep's Milk Cheese to take his efforts seriously.

One Faulkland Island resident commented on condition of anonymity, "Cheese good! Flem Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!"

One distraught Flemingovian complained, "This is terrible! We Gouda get outta this place!"