The Flemingovian Constitution

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With every decision the government makes, more and more people say to me that they would vote for the Flemingovian Constitution if it came up again: Simple legal system, clear lines of government and no obfuscating admins.

So, for reference, here is the Flemingovian Constitution.
it is only 306 words long. I am assured that if you vote it in, it is legal:

This constitution replaces all other constitutions and legal codes of the North Pacific. They were too long, too dull and more full of holes than a swiss cheese.

PHILOSOPHICAL BASIS OF THE CONSTIUTION
The regional government shall be structured around the Flemingovian mantra:
THE FLEMINGOVIAN MANTRA: "Flemingovia is always right. I will listen to Flemingovia. I will not ignore Flemingovia's recommendations. Flemingovia is god.”

THE UNALIENABLE RIGHTS
Citizens of TNP (defined as any nation that resides in TNP and/or maintains an account on the forum) have the following inalienable rights:
They have the right to be presumed innocent until Flemingovia decides they are guilty.
They have the right to remain silent. Please, god, remain silent. Please.
They have the right to an attorney. However, they do not have the right to a trial, so what the fuck are you paying one for?
They have the right to be treated equally. Since Flemingovia is omniscient, he cannot treat anyone unfairly. QED.

VOTING RIGHTS.
TNP shall hold firmly to the principle of one man; one vote. TNP declares that Flemingovia is the man and he has the vote.

DELEGATE.
Flemingovia. Obviously. Why ask silly questions?

FORUM ADMIN
Again with the silly questions. Flemingovia. Duh.

REGIONAL ASSEMBLY.
Flemingovia shall graciously permit a regional assembly to exist, with only intermittent smiting, who may petition him (with appropriate sacrificial offerings) when issues concern them.

TRIALS:
Nah. Don’t work. Never have, never will. All judicial decisions will be referred to Flemingovia.

APPEALS.
Why have an appeal when Flemingovia’s decision is manifestly correct?

GOVERNMENT.
Flemingovia shall appoint whatever government he sees fit. Government officials shall all dress in lilac, for obvious reasons.

SUCCESSION:
When Flemingovia gets a bit bored with godding over the region all by himself, he shall send his only begotten son to take over. After all, it worked for Jesus.
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The International Flemingovian Constitution

The Light of the One True God is spreading through Nationstates, and more and more regions are becoming interested in Flemingovianism. But they weep, my friends, they weep and wail because they feel that Flemingovianism is only for the North Pacific, and that the light of Flemingovia only shines there. They look at the Flemingovian Constitution and they say "that looks perfect for TNP, but what about us?"

Well fear not, world. The Flemingovian Constitution now has an international version that can be applied over the world. And as Flemingovian missionaries go out from TNP, the light will spread and grow.

THE FLEMINGOVIAN CONSTITUTION - INTERNATIONAL EDITION

This constitution replaces all other constitutions, legal codes and laws.

PHILOSOPHICAL BASIS OF THE CONSTIUTION
The regional government shall be structured around the Flemingovian mantra:
THE FLEMINGOVIAN MANTRA: "Flemingovia is always right. I will listen to Flemingovia. I will not ignore Flemingovia's recommendations. Flemingovia is god.”

THE HAND OF GOD
in his divine wisdom, Flemingovia shall appoint a Hand of God, who shall speak the words of Flemingovia and do the deeds of Flemingovia in this region.


THE UNALIENABLE RIGHTS
Citizens (defined as any nation that resides in this region and/or maintains an account on the forum) have the following inalienable rights:

They have the right to be presumed innocent until Flemingovia or his Hand decides they are guilty.

They have the right to remain silent. Please, god, remain silent. Please.

They have the right to an attorney. However, they do not have the right to a trial, so what the fuck are you paying one for?

They have the right to be treated equally. Since Flemingovia is omniscient, he cannot treat anyone unfairly. QED.

VOTING RIGHTS.
The Region shall hold firmly to the principle of one man; one vote. The region declares that The Hand of God is the man and he has the vote.

DELEGATE.
Flemingovia shall act through his Hand. Obviously. Why ask silly questions?

FORUM ADMIN
Again with the silly questions. The appointed Hand of God. Duh.

DEMOCRACY
Flemingovia shall graciously permit a People's Assembly to exist, with only intermittent smiting, who may petition his Hand (with appropriate sacrificial offerings) when issues concern them.

TRIALS:
All judicial decisions will be referred to the appointed Hand of God

APPEALS.
Why have an appeal when Flemingovia’s will, exercised through his Hand, is manifestly correct?

GOVERNMENT.
The Hand shall appoint whatever government he sees fit. Government officials shall all dress in lilac, for obvious reasons.

SUCCESSION:
Hands of God shall be appointed by Flemingovia and may be replaced by Flemingovia at any time.
 
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