Telegram Weirdness

[Blue Wolf II]

Occasionally I get some pretty strange telegrams, that tends to happen when your a delegate of a Feeder or a Sinker, people try to pester you for approval for some SC or GA proposition, or for you to join their region, or to tell you they won't stand for your horrible oppression, whatever. I used to get a lot of those when I was Delegate in Lazarus too, but I think this is the first time I have ever had two players try to involve me in a RP session before.

The Empire of Casadematagigantes
14 hours ago

Greetings Honourable and noble Lovable Monster of Blue Wolf II (THIS IS NOT A RECRUITING ADD)

I am a an emissary of Pwnzoria with a special request. A member of our clan has forsaken us and abandoned us and I would like you to punish them for us. I would like you to eject The Emirate of Soyuz od al-Muftistan from the North Pacific.

I recognise that all have I right to choose the region they wish to reside in, which is why I don't wish for you to ban or prevent The Emirate of Soyuz od al-Muftistan from returning to the North Pacific, but I do wish to see him suffer mild retribution for his actions. (See it more as a practical joke, I actually know the guy in person).

If you could kindly consider and respond to my request, I would be most grateful.

Casadematagigantes

Later...

The Emirate of Soyuz od al-Muftistan
5 hours ago

Oh mighty Great Lovable Monster of Blue Wolf 2,
For I do not wish to pester you but merely advise you and other allied regions and states to be wary of Pwnzoria.
For I know the fathers and leaders of these regions too well and their intentions. They are imperialists and exploiters and I ask you to take action along with other states to denounce their doings and aims. They pose very little threat to The North Pacific though their actions are procative towards peace loving nations across the world and in the North Pacific. I would like explain to you that most of the counties in the Pwnzoria were once North Pacific members and departed to enact their imperialistic plan. LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SOTHOTH ISLANDS, it became a subordinate to Pwnzoria and they plan this across the WORLD.
Please heed to my advice and together the world shall deal with this criminal region and its constitutent states.
Kindest Regards The Emirate of Soyuz od al-Muftistan

So that's a little strange. Also, both of these people seemingly can't type, so I am starting to suspect they are in fact the same person.

Thoughts?

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Bunch of retards. Have them both shot, your delegacy.

 

[Hileville]

I have never gotten stuff like that. I have gotten recruitment telegrams though.

 

[Blue Wolf II]

Clearly you're not as lovable as I am

 

[Flemingovia]

Sounds as though the writers were smashed out drunk after a night in Las vegas.

 

[Namyeknom]

LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SOTHOTH ISLANDS

What happened to the Sothoth Islands?

 

[Blue Wolf II]

I have no idea.

 

[Pasargad]

we need to immediately send a fact finding mission there Sothoth Islands