THE FARCEOCRATIC CONSTITUTION
ARTICLE 1
SECTION 1
Citizenship shall be overseen by the Speaker of the Assembly, who must be elected by a 7/8ths majority of the Assembly itself in favor of the candidate and a 54/79ths majority vote of the overall existing citizens in favor of the candidate. The Speaker of the Assembly must then appoint a Deputy Speaker, who cannot hold any other positions in the region and must write a four page essay on why they are fit to carry out their duties as Deputy Speaker. The Deputy Speaker will have no duties.
No citizen shall be admitted without 2/3 approval from all admins after being recommended to these admins by the Speaker after the Speaker runs the request by two of the three Court Justices, including the Chief Justice.
If the Chief Justice is not present, a special election shall be held to determine who shall stand in for the Speaker. If two admins are not present, the flag must be replaced with a picture of Rick Astley.
No elected government official shall accomplish anything productive for one month in the year which shall be determined by a vote of the RA (the vote must also be approved by the Delegate and Vice-Delegate for it to proceed).
If the Delegate and Vice-Delegate fail to approve of the month designated by the RA after the vote is completed, a special election shall be held to determine who will choose which month shall be unproductive.
Any who do accomplish anything during this month will be ejected and banned from The North Pacific after they are present in a Trial which shall last 4 months (minimum). They do not have to be prosecuted in the trial; they must only be present during a trial and contribute to it in some fashion.
If the special election is not held, the regional flag must be changed to a picture of Rick Astley.
The delegate will be elected by the Assembly and must stage a coup d’état of the government after at least ten days in office. This coup must ultimately fail. The delegate cannot be prosecuted by the Court for staging this coup. The delegate must endorse every single WA nation in the region. If the delegate fails to endorse a WA nation in the region before 2 hours have passed since they arrived, the delegate must be shot. If the delegate election is ever tied, the Chief Justice must take a video of himself/herself flipping a coin to determine the result of the election and put this video on YouTube.
The Court will be comprised of a Chief Justice and two other (not quite so Chiefish) Justices. All three justices must preside over every trial. If the justices do not get along, they must forfeit their addresses in real life and the Vice Delegate must shit in a paper bag, light this bag on fire, and put it on the justices’ doorsteps at 1:00 AM EST. If the Vice Delegate puts the burning bag of shit on any justice’s doorstep before or after the exact time of 1:00 AM EST, he/she must turn himself/herself in to the police.
There will be a Minister of Cheese that has the ability to assume the position of Delegate of the region whenever he/she so pleases. There will be no elections for the position of Minister of Cheese. You know who you are, Minister of Cheese.
The constitution cannot be edited, even if the entire Assembly wishes to edit it.
Please ignore this paragraph. This paragraph should in no way be offensive to you and should not catch your attention. It is filler. It is simply made to make this document longer and possibly more confusing. If you have an issue with this paragraph, there is something wrong with you and not with the paragraph. This paragraph never did anything to harm you. Maybe you should just leave it alone and go about your business. I’m sure you have a lot to do, so stop wasting everyone’s time by trying to remove this paragraph from the Constitution.
The Court has the power to annul any law passed by the Assembly, as long as the Assembly allows them to do so with a 60% supermajority vote of the entire Assembly. The Court has the power to try and call for the banishment of any individual member of the region for violating the terms of this Constitution and for violating the laws. The Delegate must not ban any members of the region.
Anything that has been omitted from this Constitution is left to the Assembly to figure out on its own.
