Fox News Election Coverage: The North Pacific

[King Durk the Awesome]

JAL is awesome and he is running for TNP Delegate


Magicality City -- Delegate campaigning season is heating up across the North Pacific, despite the fact that its current delegate barely ever reads the regional forums and as such has yet to appoint an Election Commissioner. John Ashcroft Land (also known as the sexiest man alive) formally announced his campaign last week along with his 'Contract with TNP'.

The Contract, according to JAL, 'is simple. North Pacificans should realize that a vote for JAL is a vote to abolish the existing government and switch forums. Voters realize that TNP is a disaster zone and radical change is necessary. Radical and forward progress is achievable with me as dictator of the region; it is not however achievable under the current latrine that is the Constitution.'

No other candidates have come forward, indicating the North Pacific's tacit approval for abolishing the regional government.

 

[Westwind]

I wanna know who did the polling that resulted in these claims:

"JAL is awesome"
"(also known as the sexiest man alive)"

It certainly wasn't Gallup polling.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

Fox News Opinion/Dynamics poll

 

[Westwind]

Ah yes. Exactly as I thought.

You must have clicked on that poll's link alot of times.

 

[Felasia]

The wonderful world of American medias.... now I remember why I start watching BBC instead.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

I will vote for you, but please be sure to get everyone in the next purge.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

I will vote for you, but please be sure to get everyone in the next purge.

I will give it my all

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Just kidding, I can't vote!

The powers that be finally realized I had been an RA member for a long time without having any nation in TNP.